Ninja you most fear!

[Grey_wolf]

Wha? Oro? Shino? kakashi? aww come on.. think yourself in an dark alley and you hear this strange sound

"Rrrreeehnphhhh!!!!" you turn around and se a frikki'n big meatball rolling you way.. you goes like "OHNOES" then you gotta run like a fucker, never look back, and NEVER say anything with "fatty". Now thats what i call a dead end

However you can take som bacon or somethin out of your pocket and trhow it behind you. that should stop the grizly

[jing]

choji would suck up the bacon n eat it WHILE hes spinning =P.

[Grey_wolf]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jing @ Feb 17 2004, 05:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> choji would suck up the bacon n eat it WHILE hes spinning =P. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
shit your right

[XwingRob]

I&#39;m scared of ninjas that don&#39;t use swords.
I mean what&#39;s wrong with you?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;?&#33; Swords are cool.

[MadMachine]

I think I would be scared of meeting Zabuza in a dark alley. Not only is he a silent killer he has pointy teeth, thats not kool.

[Toruxxx]

hmmmm i would hate to meet Konohamaru down a dark ally when he is trying to learn how to do sexy no jutsu and turn&#39;s into the fat lady i would be soo bloody scared&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Nara Shikamaru]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Toruxxx @ Feb 17 2004, 06:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> hmmmm i would hate to meet Konohamaru down a dark ally when he is trying to learn how to do sexy no jutsu and turn&#39;s into the fat lady i would be soo bloody scared&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
HAHHAA

[TeLeKiNeSiS]

lol

hmm...i would say gaara...i mean the other people are powerful, yes, but they dont care about you...they walk by like whatevers...but gaara...kills to live...so eh. freaky if you ask me

[Power PMV]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pat&#045;the&#045;1337 &#064; Feb 17 2004, 02:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> oro would look at me and be like &quot;u have beautiful lips&quot; and then i woudl do the things i said in last post, and then he would have his way with me while im passed out. i would wake up wiht a new seal on my bum and i dont think it woudl be a helpful seal

if it was gaara i woudlnt have a worrie.
i would say &quot;what u looking at u red headed faggot, do u miss ur momy. im glad i raped her and killed her&quot; &quot;btw im ur father&quot;
then he would throw sand at me and i woudl use my flame thrower to turn it into glass. boom gaara been owned.

if it was shino, i would be like sup dood, then flash bang him with 50 cans of bug off. shino @ owned

if it was itachi, i would be like &quot;dood whats up with ur eyes&quot; &quot;and why u look so gay&quot; then if he made a move i would mace his arse. itachi @ owned

so therfore only real person to fear is orochimaru becuase the rest woudl either be owned or they woudnt care that i was there </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
you are right in all you said except thinking Orochimaru is the one to fear.

This guy is the one to fear:



Fear Udon

[lionheart1012000]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Xollence @ Feb 17 2004, 04:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pat&#045;the&#045;1337 &#064; Feb 17 2004, 04:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nara Shikamaru &#064; Feb 17 2004, 04:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
the one to fear is ........ CHOUJI..... imagine ur on a stranded island with him and he looks at you menacingly .... POW THERE GOES UR M&#39;FING LEG ... oh and he&#39;d sit on you* </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
hah ya right, if i met chouji in dark alley i would be like &quot; ooo i got a cupcake&quot; and then throw it off bridge and then boom chouji @ owned </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Hehe Chouji would probably take up the width of the dark alley, so you would just go another way and be done with it. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
XD i wouldnt fear chouji if i saw him in a dark alley, id just be all like &quot;wassup my fellow big boned guy, lets go get some munchies&quot; id end up fearing gaara more....*remembers gaara&#39;s &quot;happy face&quot; from random doujinshi thing* now THAT is scary.

[boomorman]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>I would say naruto. He is the numba one at suprising people. He actually might turn out to be gay (use sexy no jutsu to seduce you)..... or he just farts on your face in the dark alley. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

Ya, fart no-jutsu owned kiba it will do the same to me. smelly bastard. Also Naruto is to caught up with proving his power so everyone will acknowledge him….. He would jump you in the alley and yell about how your underestimating him… Then he would kick your ass to prove his power. So yeah I guess naruto is the one I wouldn’t want to me. Oro only kills people that have some sort of importance to his plan, and all you need to do vs gaara is tell him you love him and he’ll freak out and run away.

The one I would most want to meet would be Anko, 5 dollars and a slice or 2 of cold pizza and she’ll show you her favorite thing to do with her mouth besides eat dangos and juice.

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>I woudn&#39;t fear anyone of them, a little manga book, what is it gonna do or a computer screen...</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

paper cut no jutsu and eyestrain no-jutsu FeAr ThEm

[jing]

I know what you mean LOL
by the way this is the gaara face you&#39;re talking about. Just feel like sharing it with others.
http://www.toriyamaworld.com/fans/manga/05-08-02-09.jpg
and its pretty damn scary.

[monkeyboi]

Choji.....

Call him fat and he&#39;ll go super saiyan on you.

[The_Fourth]

This poll is turning to be quite funny.

Come to think of it, its actually a thread, but anyways, sasgay with his cursed seal activated could be dangerous.

[DB_Hunter]

How about Neji....

Me: Excuse me... I&#39;m lost could you give me some directions...

Neji: It is your destiny... your fate was sealed when you were born that you would be lost one day in an alley...

Me: Um, well could you help me out then?

Neji: ... and so fate also decided that I would be the one who you would last see

Me: *Starts to walk away without turning back towards Neji* Ok man it&#39;s cool.... chill.... I&#39;m sure it&#39;s around -

Neji: Byakugan&#33; I can see everything with these eyes... you are afraid.. feeling insecure....

...


...

..you also need a change of underwear....

[The_Fourth]

LOL

[SirCharlesIII]

The_Fourth , read the rules and dont double post please, youve been warned

lol db, scary thought

[Toruxxx]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DB_Hunter @ Feb 17 2004, 07:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> How about Neji....

Me: Excuse me... I&#39;m lost could you give me some directions...

Neji: It is your destiny... your fate was sealed when you were born that you would be lost one day in an alley...

Me: Um, well could you help me out then?

Neji: ... and so fate also decided that I would be the one who you would last see

Me: *Starts to walk away without turning back towards Neji* Ok man it&#39;s cool.... chill.... I&#39;m sure it&#39;s around -

Neji: Byakugan&#33; I can see everything with these eyes... you are afraid.. feeling insecure....

...


...

..you also need a change of underwear.... </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
lolol thats some funny stuff there lol

[boomorman]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>..you also need a change of underwear.... </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

hahaha I made a rip off of your post.

back alley possibilities

me: (in passing I nod and keep going…)
Naruto: your…..your.. underestimating me…
me: huh?
Naruto: I will be hokage&#33;&#33;&#33;
Me: Um, cool…. I gotta go dude.
Naruto: WAIT&#33;&#33;&#33;
Me: Huh?
Naruto: I will fight you and prove my ability you will acknowledge my power..
Me. Um, I’m sure you’re strong I don’t doubt you in any way.
Naruto: Damn it, I’m sick of people underestimating me.
Me: (starting to get a little frightened by the psycho I make a break for the end of the alley to find safety)
Naruto: Damn it…. (Naruto chases me down arm back fist clenched)
Me; (I trip and fall naruto beats the shit out of me)
Naruto: I will be hokage&#33; You will acknowledge me&#33;&#33;
Me: (near death.. I manage to utter call 9…1…1)
Naruto: you will not defeat me&#33;&#33;&#33;
Me: hell…lll…ll…pppp
Naruto: (draws out some kyubi power….) be quiet… I will defeat you I will not be underestimated…
Me: Wow its haku and Zabuza and all the rain nins Gaara had fun with. Damn I’m dead.
(after having been dead for a good half hour….)
Naruto: your body can take much abuse, but I will not stop until you acknowledge me…..

Gai meets anko in a back alley and the two ninja’s battle it out.

Gai: heyyy I’ve got some pizza
Anko: mmMMmm
Gai; *zip*
Anko: mmMMmm
Gai; uhh urp uhh ohh
Anko: blah cough mmMmm
Gai; I’m gonna….
Anko:mmMMmm MMmmmMM MMMMmmmMM
Anko: Arigato Gai-sama

Later that night........

Kakashi:….. You.. . you went to see HER.. didn’t you…
Gai: No, no I ah had to help Lee with his training.
Kakashi: (cries)…. I stay home make you ramen… sharpen your kunai’s…. wash your tights… and you go to her…. Whats wrong with me… what am I missing…
Gai: No, no Kakashi theres nothing wrong with you… She means nothing to me… (damn I knew I shouldn’t have asked kakashi if I could stay with him while my house was being fumigated)

[pat-the-1337]

ok im here to prove that oro is still the fearest of them all (is that a word)

lets say i meet neji, id be like &quot;you look like knuckles from sonic the hedge hog&quot; then i woudl contact the guy that holds the rights to knuckls character, then the gov would grab neji and put his ars in slamer for copyright laws, and we all knwo that u cant stop the government.

now lets say its naruto, &quot;wasabi naruto&quot; &quot;why your looking particulaly weak today&quot; then he woudl bust out the red chakra and some nine tales shit. i woiudl call the men in black and naruto and the nine tailed mofo would be baned from teh planet.

now its gai, &quot;woah u are one jacki chan looking mofo&quot; gai:&quot; woooooooooooooooooo u are beautiful young guy i take ur picture&quot; then i say ok and call the gusy that are handling r kelly and michle jacksons case and gai gets put in prison.

now lets say its kakashi, &quot;kakashi wasup&quot; &quot;huh i was caught on the road to life and i wsnt paying attention to u&quot; then he bust out the dogs and i throw the dog bone i keep in pocket for such an occasion. and then say hes the guy that robbed the bak look at his ski mask. now kakashi is in jail.

once again oro is still the one to be feared