Sig/Banner Requests!

[bagandscalpel]

Hey guys, please masterfully construct a sig for me by combining material from these two pics:

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/366...99810978ta.jpg

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/5...aretsu6ct4.gif

They speak for themselves, so the only specific I'd have to add is that for you, the creator, to add in your own text (be it my sn, your own quippy comments, etc). Ignore the subsequent frames on the second pic, but above else, have fun!

Thanks in advance.