Jokes Thread

[Assassin]

i find that sick......

[Legendary Nin]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mondongo @ Feb 9 2004, 06:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> This is Puerto Rican writing a letter to an hotel:

&gt; Dier Senior Gerente Jotel:
&gt;
&gt; Now I am tell yu di story jau I was treated at yor jotel. I cum from Puerto
&gt; Rico as touris to Niu Yol and estay at yor jotel.
&gt;
&gt; When I cum in my room I see der is no shit in my bed. How can I sleep with
&gt; no shit in my bed? Col down de ricepchon and tell dem: -&quot;I wanna shit&quot;. Dey
&gt; tell me &quot;Go to the toilet&quot;.... I sey &quot;no, no, I wanna shit in my bed&quot;. Dey
&gt; sey &quot;You betta not shit in yor bed, you sonnawabitch&quot;. What is that of
&gt; sonnawabitch?.
&gt;
&gt; I go down for di restoran for breikfast. I order beicon and eggs and two
&gt; pisses of toast, I getta only one piss of toast. I tell di waitress and I
&gt; points to toast. &quot;I wanna piss&quot;. She tella me &quot;Go to the toilet&quot;... I say
&gt; &quot;No, No, I wanna piss on my plate&quot;. She den say to me &quot;you piss on yor
&gt; plate, I col da cops, you sonnawabitch&quot; Secon person who don even know me,
&gt; and chi col me sonnawabitch&#33; What is that of sonnawabitch?
&gt;
&gt; Later I go a dinner into restoran. Spoon and knife is der but no fock. I
&gt; tell di waitress &quot;I wanna fock&#33;&quot;, and she tell me:-&quot;Sure, everybody wanna
&gt; fock&quot;. I tell her &quot;No, no, you don onderstand me. I wanna fock on di
&gt; table&quot;.
&gt; She den tell me &quot;So you sonnawabitch, you wanna fock on de table? Get yur
&gt; ass out of here&quot;. So I go to di ricepchon and ask for di bil.
&gt;
&gt; I no wanna stay in dis jotel no more. When I have pay di bil, the porter
&gt; say
&gt; to me &quot;Thank you and piss be with you&quot;. I say &quot;piss on you too, you
&gt; sonnawabitch&#33;&quot; I go back to Cabo Rojo&#33; I never more comma stay in your
&gt; jotel, you sonnawabitch.
&gt;
&gt; Sinsirly,
&gt;
&gt; The Honorable Antonio Fas Alzamora
&gt; President of the Senate
&gt; of the State Free Asociated of Puerto Rico </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Hate to tell you,but that joke is a knock off of the Italian man.Here is the Italian man joke with the audio,so it makes a hell of a lot more sense.

http://concrete.cult.bg/fun/mp3/esse...nglish_101.mp3

[Munsu]

Good find, I wasnt aware of that... hahaha ... But who knows how many jokes have been adapted to fit different nationalities? As the saying goes &quot;Same shit, different toilet&quot;

[Uzumaki Naruto]

aite this might sound a bit racial but no offense to cubans out htere any ways

how do u get 50 cubans in a barrel???

u tell it floats

or hows about this one, wutis the mexicnas national anthem?? over teh river and thru the woods haha

ill come back wit more later but for the moment these are the only ones that i can remember

[Munsu]

Why do (insert nationality, in my case i&#39;ll use domenicans)

Why do Domenicans only use deodorant on their right arm pit?

Answer: Because they are using <span style='color:#D6DBE0'>Right Guard</span>&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[PSJ]

that last one was really disturbing....

[Munsu]

Not as disturbing as your obsession for dead puppies