NO! kakashi will not steal naruto & sakura's babies to form a super ninja group bent on destroying gai and lee's harmonious marraige.
NO! naruto, sakura, and sasuke will NOT don colorful spandex suits, name themselves Power Shinobi: Ninja Animal Kingdom Dinosaur Force, and summon gigantic robot beast-like avatars that piece together into a colorful man when needed.
NO! you are not the bastard child of hinata.

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on a totally unrelated note, do you think naruto will shave his head bald? .. i swear, there are subtle hints that he's going to..... thatd be cool