create your own ninpou!

[umdiddly]

ninpou pain transfer no jutsu!!!
where any and negative bodily .. stuff (physical pain) will be transferred to target of choice.

heres a situation where this would work wonders:
so, (naruto, episode 4?) when youre under the influence of diahrea (*note* worst pain in the world, we've all felt it) .. the pain can be transferred to anybody within a mile radius... no need to clutch your thighs and scream "I CAN TAKE IT, GAAAAH!!!" .. just handy dandy sheep ox lion fuzzy panda seal, and tada.. pain transfered.

EDIT: i am a fountain of ideas.

[FlatulationNoJutsu]

ninpou Final Flatulation No Jutsu!!!
MUSTARD GAS? NERVE GAS?! FAH! i laugh at such pitiful gasses. this jutsu is so powerful it can obliterate even the strongest of killer penguin military waves. it causes confusion and leaves everyone in the blast radius (varies depending on the amount of chakra one uses and pistachio nuts one has ingested) mindless for a prolonged amount of time. it leaves them with a killer headache and may cause death in children and the elderly. just let fly with a badger flammingo armadillo seal, and youre good to go! derived from the hidden village of broken wind, this jutsu is a sure fire crowd pleaser, guaranteed to break the ice at parties!

side affects: one may experience extreme pain, loss of breath, inflamed colon, death, or eat their own leg only to regurgitate it before its digested and slap the nearest life form with it.

[Everon]

Ninpou, Drunken Sip No Jutsu.

A quick way to inebriate oneself. Allows improvement in drunken boxing and happy hour as well.

[DB_Hunter]

Ninpou..........








Tickle No Jutsu!

Lame I know.... but atleast your enemy would die laughing even if you farted in his face...


Edit: Lol I know a better one - Ninpou...... Arthritis No Jutsu!




Let's see the enemy do hand seals now hehehe.

[Yaba]

I think an improvement of naruto's shadow replication (I dunno how to spell the japanese version) wouth be kinda cool, because his replications are a lot weaker... if he woulth find a way to create replications that wouth be as strong as naruto... that wouth be cool

[Uchiha-Itachi]

lol ninpou pain transfer no jutsu would be great, but its kinda lame too lol

Easy to get rid of your pain, but ppl can spam pain towards you too

[RoMuLuu]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Uchiha-Itachi @ Jan 6 2004, 11:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> lol ninpou pain transfer no jutsu would be great, but its kinda lame too lol

Easy to get rid of your pain, but ppl can spam pain towards you too </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Yup, I wonder what it would feel like when for example ten people tarsfered their pains to you Hmm, or maybe I don&#39;t want to know it after all

[Genan]

Ninpou Flees no jutsu.

Is giving people massife atack of flees.

[Jiraya]

ninpou : time stop no jutsu


a jutsu that can allow his owner to stop time for everyting around a special range, but let him free to move ...



i&#39;d like a combination of byakugan and sharingan &#33;

[Elite Hentai]

Ninpou: Final Red Twin Life Cannon Blast Attack

Read Come Come Paradise, look up and kill your enemy with a double high-pressure blood beam.

[Insomniac]

ninpou baka no jutsu

instantly turns your enemy into a raving idiot (might not work on naruto)

[Nautek]

Ninpou Mind reading&#33; Now I can read other peoples mind and see what kind of move they are up to

[The Kyubi Naruto]

NINPOU: MONEY NO JUTSU

It would be so good if you could have all the money you want&#33;
But then again it could start currency problems and even destroy the whole global economy&#33; What a devastating jutsu&#33;

[Yaba]

ninpou: fire dragon no jutsu


big ass fire dragon coming to get you, kinda like the water monster kakashi created in his fight against the guy with the big knife something sasuke might be able to use

[Paithan]

Ninpuo get all Naruto episodes released and subbed no jutsu

[itachi_]

Ninpou boiled blood no jutsu, makes your opponents blood start to boil and the temperature will rise above 100 degrease.

[Iznogoud]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Yaba @ Jan 6 2004, 08:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> ninpou: fire dragon no jutsu


big ass fire dragon coming to get you, kinda like the water monster kakashi created in his fight against the guy with the big knife something sasuke might be able to use </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
That was more like a huge sword rather than a knife...
Btw his name was zabuza...

I would use this :
Ninpou : Evil ennemy clone no jutsu...creates a clone of the ennemy as strong as he is but fighting for me...that way i can relax and watch my naruto episodes on my computer

[Yaba]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Iznogoud @ Jan 6 2004, 10:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Yaba &#064; Jan 6 2004, 08:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> ninpou: fire dragon no jutsu


big ass fire dragon coming to get you, kinda like the water monster kakashi created in his fight against the guy with the big knife something sasuke might be able to use </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
That was more like a huge sword rather than a knife...
Btw his name was zabuza...

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they translated it to knife

it wasn&#39;t me... I know it&#39;s a big sword but hey...

[Guizmo0]

ninpo teletubi no jitsu ---&#62; your opponent starts to wiggle when he moves

[itsgalf]

How about Ninpou You=Dead?

That&#39;ll be the best ninpou ever