Yep. here you can create a dysfunctional family. Pretty lame idea i know, but what the hell. Sorry but i really don't know how to spell a lot of names so my family names are going to be screwed up, and it's 1am so i'm tiiiiiired z_z'
<u>Father:</u> kakeshi (Sp?)
Yes, the man who thinks he knows it all. This man is a good father, when he stops putting them down that is. Whenever Naruto comes back from ninja school, what would you expect a father to say?
"Had a good day at school dear?"
But what does he say?
"Failed to produce a replication again?"
Also his habits of ignoring them when they want to talk to him so he can read his porn book tends to get them steamed up a little. I guess he believes putting the kids down makes them wanna be better and impress him more?
<u>Mother:</u> Sakura
Yes i know she is a little young, but she has all the fine talents of a mother. She can be nice on the surface, whilst being strong and cursing and all the other stuff on the inside. She has a habit of telling the kids to be more like Sasuke though, because she secretly loves him over poor Kakeshi (sp?).
She married Kakeshi, because of his coolness. Being fooled into thinking he would be the perfect role model for the kids. It's a shame he likes reading porn more than listening to her demands all the time. What a guy.
<u>Son:</u> Naruto
The typical kind of student you would expect really. Never doing his written homework, or theory. But always looking forward to the practical, despite not doing very well at them himself. He spends most of his time trying to hide from his brother, who wants to kill him. He tries to explain this to his parents, but they just believe he is trying to seek attention. Well.... actually only Sakura does because Kakeshi (sp?) simply reads his porn and dosn't take any notice.
He spends all his pocket money at the local Raman shop, and eats them by the payload. Yet somehow he dosn't gain much weight... perhaps it's due to that hyperactiveness he has. He's like a kid that won't sit down that kid is. He likes to play pranks, and often get's bullied.... ahh yes. The typical schoolkid and student rolled into one.
<u>Other Son:</u> Gaara
He tends to spend most of his time trying to kill his brother Naruto. However, on occasion he does tend to kill a Ninja Student from the Academy. Many suspect him, but no-one can really prove it, and it's become one of those typical every day things now, like piracy is to many of you ppl on the net.
He likes to drink a lot.... and i mean a LOT. He gets dehydrated from all that sand, so he often needs a lot of water, and would prove quite a hinderance in a drought. His parents try to tell him off when he sleeps with his pet sand, they think he's a little too old to be playing with it all the time. But i guess, just like you can't separate Naruto from his child like attitude, you can't separate Gaara from his Sandbox. His parents have been discussing about buying him something to carry that sand around, seeing as he loves the sandbox so much.
He also tends to act a bit like Sasuke. His mother see's Gaara as someone who 'follows' Sasuke's attitude and charisma. She is proud of this fact, and likes to boast about Gaara quite a bit to some ppl, it's only a shame those ppl go missing after a couple of days after she has talked to them about him. But she tells so many now, she rarely realises anymore.
<u>Uncle:</u> Perverted Hermit [Frog Hermit]
Ahh yes. The old but wise hermit. He himself is also a troublemaker in the family, often creating problems when he is caught spying on women in the baths, or sitting outside with a telescope looking into ppls windows for naked women showering. He does however bring in a nice income, his sense of authorship is superb, despite it being related to porn in many ways. Kakeshi (sp?) is often found with him, making suggestions as to how the book could go, when he isn't reading the other finalised versions made by the perverted hermit. In this sense, Kakeshi is a kind of..... critic for the Perverted Hermit to go by before he publishes his works.
The Perverted Hermet tends to summon creatures of a kind when he's told to babysit. In that sense he shirks his responsibilities as a relative quite a bit, but then he always puts it towards quality research for his next book which helps the income anyway. Besides, the creatures he summons are free anyway, except for a small amount of blood.
<u>Family Overall</u>
Very chaotic and dysfunctional. It's a Surprise Naruto survives at all, and how Gaara tends to get away with his crimes one after another. The mother is good in the sense she dosn't shout at them on the surface, but at the same time useless because she dosn't know how to be a mother. Both the Uncle and the Father are total perverts, and it's a wonder how this characteristic dosn't rub off on the kids.
Such a family will only result in......... an anime series