Great Simpsons Quotes And Moments...

[Jman]

Funny moments:
When homer attempted to jump Springfield Gorge on the skateboard.

The monkey knife fight on board Mr. Burns yacht
Homer chides: "Look at those poor saps back on land with their laws and ethics! They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight."
Moe: "Thrust, parry stab stab stab. Aw he ain't pretty no more.

Lol
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related news about monkey knife fighting.

"Sorry, guys. It's only legal in international waters, according to prime-time mainstay "The Simpsons." It is NOT legal in the state of Missouri to instigate monkey knife fights, as local college students Terry James, 21, and Preston Cambridge, 20, found out the hard way. The boys are currently jailed without bond on charges of animal theft, mistreatment of animals, illegal gambling, illegal use of weapons, endangerment of others and public urination.

"I'm sorry, but there is nothing funnier or more exciting than a monkey knife fight," stated James. "Had I any idea that it was illegal, I would have put a stop to everything. I just couldn't fathom that an activity that provides so much to so many could be wrong. I still won't. Believe me, the Young Republicans will be taking this all the way to the top."

can't believe they really had monkey fights
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getting back on track...
Lenny: Geez Homer, I would have thought a guy with two wives would be happy.
Carl: No, you're thinking of someone with two knives.
Moe: (standing with two knives) I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. hahaha YEA!

[Koyuki]

Homer: So I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end.

Off-topic: yeah cartoons arn't as funny as before. I usually watch shows like Smallville
Everybody likes reymond, king of queens etc.

[ilabb]

Oh, I love the one where everyone thinks Mr. Burns is an alien XD

The part where he get the injection cracks me up every time..

*doctor injects siringe* Mr. Burns: Eeeeeeoom!

Classic, I tells ya.

(Futurama > Simpsons > Family Guy XD)

[Luchio]

My favorite episode is the one where the Simpsons move to a new city because homer has a new job in Hank Scorpio's factory:

*Scorpio starts video link with White House officials* Scorpio: Good afternoon, gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the Doomsday Device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold or you'll face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this.
[activates a remote, explosion occurs]
Man 1: Oh, my God, the 59th Street bridge!
Man 2: Maybe it just collapsed on its own.
Man 1: We can't take that chance.
Man 2: You always say that. I want to take a chance.

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Hank: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country: Italy or France?
Homer: France.
Hank: [chuckles] Nobody ever says Italy. [sets the coordinates of a giant laser gun]

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*Homer's wandering around in the complex, enters a security facility*
Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here?
Hank: Sugar? Sure. [fumbles in his pockets, takes out a few handfuls of sugar] There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?
Homer: Uh... I... no.

[Melvinmaniacs]

I don't know where this is from, but I have a soundbyte
Apu: Yes. I'm sorry I do not speak English. Okay.
Mrs. Lovejoy: But you were just talkin'...
Apu: Yes, yes. Hotdog, hotdog. Yes sir, no sir, maybe, ok.

[sangai]

im just gettin this back on the front page.

anywho.

damn i can't remeber any qoutes.

but appearantly they plan on canceling the simpsons after this season. or after the movie

[bwabes]

Great! That show has just gotten worse and worse!

[Anbu Hatake Kakashi]

cancel.. simpons.... WTF that's like..... letting Saddam GO! WTF!

[bwabes]

Once again, after the 11th season the show nosedived. The only reason it's still on the air is because it's 'The Simpsons' and people laugh moronically at whatever tripe they put up. The jokes are now played to the lowest common denominator, and many people who used to love the show stopped watching because it degraded so much in quality.

[Swallow Your Soul]

Yup, the film will probably be one big last huge moneyspinner and then the show can die the death that should have come 4 or 5 years ago.

...at least I hope so...movies of TV shows usually suck anyway, but I might have welcomed the news of the movie if it wasn't for the fact that the show was so far past its prime...fox dragged it on too long while killing other shows while they were still young...

*hates fox*

[Raven]

We'll always have the precious memories of when the show was pure gold. Ah, those were the days. *sniff*