Funny moments:
When homer attempted to jump Springfield Gorge on the skateboard.

The monkey knife fight on board Mr. Burns yacht
Homer chides: "Look at those poor saps back on land with their laws and ethics! They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight."
Moe: "Thrust, parry stab stab stab. Aw he ain't pretty no more.

Lol
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related news about monkey knife fighting.
"Sorry, guys. It's only legal in international waters, according to prime-time mainstay "The Simpsons." It is NOT legal in the state of Missouri to instigate monkey knife fights, as local college students Terry James, 21, and Preston Cambridge, 20, found out the hard way. The boys are currently jailed without bond on charges of animal theft, mistreatment of animals, illegal gambling, illegal use of weapons, endangerment of others and public urination.

"I'm sorry, but there is nothing funnier or more exciting than a monkey knife fight," stated James. "Had I any idea that it was illegal, I would have put a stop to everything. I just couldn't fathom that an activity that provides so much to so many could be wrong. I still won't. Believe me, the Young Republicans will be taking this all the way to the top."
can't believe they really had monkey fights
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getting back on track...
Lenny: Geez Homer, I would have thought a guy with two wives would be happy.
Carl: No, you're thinking of someone with two knives.
Moe: (standing with two knives) I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. hahaha YEA!