Great Simpsons Quotes And Moments...

[StAn|SeRv]

Okay......we all know the animated cartoon The Simpsons are, and about 95% of people on the forum probably enjoy watching them.

So post some of your favorite quotes and moments onto this thread...

Quote:

Homer: "Why does Maggie have to take injections for diseases she doesn't even have ?"

I'll think of more later.

[Assassin]

duffman quotes are always gold....

"Duffman can't breathe......OOOOOOOHH NOOOOO!!!!"

"Thats one mug u dont wanna chug! OOOOOHH YAAAAA!!"

and ofcourse mr. burns...

"theres a NEW mexico now?" (i think that was him....might have been homer)

[KakashiSensei]

I always liked the Homer line

"you can do it three way....The right way, the wrong way or the Max Power way"
Lisa says "hey dad isnt the max power way just like the wrong way"
Homer " Yes but a whole lot faster"

Or Bill Clinton

"Oh no Quebecs got the bomb"

[StAn|SeRv]

Homer: "I'm no missionary. I don't even believe in Jebus. Ahhh... Save me Jebus!"

[sangai]

homer:i need some fuel for me mule,gas for me ass

homer with broken jaw:im horrneee

marget:what ever you said im sure it was butiful

mister burns at the mayo clinic filing out info sheet:cause of parents death: replies:got in my way

homer spining a glob and stops it with a finger:U R GAY really spelled uraguay in brazil. and laughs about sayin u r gay

bart :well no one has to draw me a picture
milhouse: well i already did

comic book guy:but aquaman you cannot marry a woman without gills your from two different worlds :looks up from his comic: oh ive wasted my life

comic book guy running in the marathon and then falls into a hole:alas my arch enemy has found out my only weakness

comic book guy in a protapotty after homer recks it: alas i will have to find a new fortress of solitude

comicbook guy:this is a job for green lantarn iron man and maybe the flash
otto:what about super man
comic book guy:chaa amatuer

[EnergyCallingMe]

me fail english thats impeessible

[Swallow Your Soul]

<u> Ralph Wiggum </u>

&quot;Hi Lisa, hi super nintendo chalmers&quot;

&quot;I dressed myself&quot;

&quot;Thats where I saw the leprechaun...he told me to burn things&#33;&quot;

I&#39;m glad no-ones mentioned my favourite bit yet...I saw it yesterday and it was still well funny:

Homer is in the back garden and is trying to stop swearing (with the swear jar). He is building a dog house and smashes his thumb with the hammer and says something like

&quot;oh....fudge....thats......broken&quot;

...then he steps on a board with a nail in it, which goes right through his foot

&quot;fiddley-dee...that will require a tetanous shot&#33;&quot;

Hard to explain, but it was well funny...

Then theres all the classic ones like where he falls out of the ambulance over the cliff in the first season...

[PLasK]

From a burning robot in simpsons


&quot;why was i program to feel pain?&quot;

he ownz ^^

[Jman]

homer: &quot;Unfortunately, son, we Simpsons sometimes have to bend the rules a little in order to hold our own.&quot;

&quot;Remember as far as anyone knows, we&#39;re a nice normal family&quot;

&quot;Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you&#39;d step over your own mother just to get one&#33; But you can&#39;t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman&#33;&quot;

&quot;Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.&quot;

[Raven]

Oh where do I start, I know &#39;em all.......


H: &quot;Marge, will you ask Lisa to pass me the syrup?&quot;

L: &quot;Bart, tell Dad I will only pass him the syrup if it&#39;s not going to be used on any meat products.&quot;

B: &quot;You dunking your sausage in that syrup, homeboy?&quot;

H: &quot;Marge, please tell Bart I only want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.&quot;

M: &quot;Tell him yourself, you&#39;re ignoring Lisa, not Bart.&quot;

H: &quot;Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.&quot;

M: &quot;You&#39;re not not talking to me either, and secondly I heard what you said&quot;

H: &quot;Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case&#33;&quot;

B: &quot;Uh, Dad, Lisa&#39;s the one you&#39;re not talking to.&quot;

H: &quot;Bart, go to your room&#33;&quot;

L: &quot;Why don&#39;t you just eat him?&quot;

H: &quot;I don&#39;t need any serving suggestions from YOU... you BBQ wrecking know-nothing know-it-all&#33;&quot;

L: &quot;That&#39;s it&#33; I can&#39;t live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore&#33; I am OUTTA here&#33;&quot;

*She leaves*
*Pause*

H: &quot;That&#39;s it, go to your room&#33;&quot;

[DB_Hunter]

Long time ago so don&#39;t remember it perfectly:

From the stone-cutters ep:

At dinner table:

M: Homer why are you dressed like that?
H: Oh err... I&#39;m going out.
M: Homer you are not going to stalk Lenny and Carl.

After dinner is finished Homer get&#39;s up.

M: Homer where are you going?
H: I&#39;m...... going........ to stalk......... Lenny and Carl.......

D&#39;oh&#33;

[samsonlonghair]

I would certainly hope no one has forgotten the Guatemalen insanity peppers.
Homer: &quot;I hope I didn&#39;t brain my damage&quot;
That was one of the funniest episodes.

Other good quotes:
Groundskeeper Willy: &quot;there&#39;s nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scottsman&#33;&quot;

Sideshow Bob: &quot;No children have ever meddled with the republican party and lived to tell about it.&quot;

EnergyCallingMe, that quote was by Ralph Wiggum and it should say: &quot;Me fail English? That&#39;s <u>unpossible</u>&#33;&quot;

[Kagari]

Homer:

Homer no function beer well without.


Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.


Homer: &quot;Yo da man Carl&#33; I believe you can fly&#33;&quot;
Carl: &quot;I&#39;m so sick of everyone assuming I&#39;m good at basketball because I&#39;m African American&#33; (dunks from foul line, breaks backboard) Go Carl, go carl, its my birthday, threepete&#33; You&#39;ve got mail baby&quot;

&quot;The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor, and its time to snatch her from his neon claws&#33;&quot;

&quot;It&#39;s like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.&quot;

[samsonlonghair]

I can&#39;t remember exactly which Halloween episode this came from, but it was when they parodied The Shining.

Willy: &quot;You&#39;ve got the shinning.&quot;
Bart: &quot;Don&#39;t you mean Shining?
Willy: &quot;Quiet Boy&#33; Do you want to get sued?&quot;

Later on in the same episode Marge looks for Homer and finds that he&#39;s been typing on a typewriter.

Marge: &quot;What he&#39;s typed will be a window into his warped mind&quot; (she looks at the paper) &quot;It says &#39;feelin&#39; fine&#39; that&#39;s a relief.&quot; (She looks at the walls to see &quot;No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy&quot; scrawled everywhere.)
Homer: (stepping out from the shadows) &quot;Well, what do you think Marge? I&#39;m thinking of of calling it No TV and no beer make Homer something something.
Marge: &quot;Go crazy?&quot;
Homer: &quot;Don&#39;t mind if I do&#33;&quot;

[Raven]

Ned: Homer, did you take flowers from my garden?

Homer: Can&#39;t make a float without flowers&#33;

Ned: But did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again?

Homer: heh heh heh............... yeah

[JessiA]

Apu: Shut Up

Flanders: Blahblahblah

Apu: Shut Up&#33;

Flanders: Can&#39;t put a price on a miracle&#33;

Apu: I can&#39;t believe you don&#39;t shut up&#33;


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Voice Over: COPS in Springfield

Bad Cops, Bad Cops, Bad Cops~ Bad Cops, Bad Cops, Bad Cops..Springfield Cops are on the case but what do you expect for the money we make? Whether in a car on a horse, we don&#39;t mind using excessive force~ Bad Cops, Bad Cops~

Wiggum: Allright Boys, time to bag us a cattle rustler&#33;

Mr. Lovejoy: What in God&#39;s name are you doing?

Wiggum: ...Isn&#39;t this... 742 Evergreen Terrace?

Mr. Lovejoy: Noo, that&#39;s next door.

Cows moo.

Car squeals and drives off.

Snake: Close, but no donut, cops&#33;

Wiggum: This is Papa Bear, put out an APB for a male suspect driving a... car of some sort. Heading in the direction of, uh.. that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless.

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Moe: Phone call for Al, Al Coholic.

Moe: ....Jock.. Strap.

Moe: .... I.P. Freely here?

Moe: Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz?

Moe: I need Amanda Hugankiss.

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Homer: Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(continue for 3 secs)aaaap

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Homer: You suck didly uck Flanders&#33;

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These all came from various MP3s I have. Blame them, not me&#33;

[Raven]

Bart: Mum, these school uniforms suck.

Marge: Bart, where do you pick up words like that?

Homer: (on phone) Oh yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night. I&#39;ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

[JessiA]

ROFL, I think I&#39;ve got that one somewhere&#33;

[Uberbaka]

My personal favorite:

Homer: Kids, leave the room.

Homer: F[interrupted by church bells, birds flying etc]&#33;&#33;&#33;

[jing]

Ned: Okali Dokali
Homer: Hello my name is Mr.Burns
Mail Person: Okay mr.brns what is ur first name
Homer: I don&#39;t know.