Oh as far as crappy comps. My old one is:

Pentium 133mhz
16mb of EDO RAM.
ISA to PCI Expander (3 unusually large PCI Slots)
Internal Graphics Card (2mb)
AST SVGA Monitor (Can only display 800*600 and even then it's off the screen a little)
PCI SoundBlaster 16 (Yes the old one. NOT Pro, and won't fit modern PCI)
ISA MicroModem.
IBM Desktop Case (Horizontal)
MSI Motherboard.... can't remember the number though. Damn old.

Do i win? =P