Correct me if I'm wrong here, but for tan lines to work, you'd have to wear less to show it off right?
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That's marketting coming in to play. Sportspersons would like to wear something good-looking (and performance enhancing), and viewers would want to buy good looking shit that also seems to be performance enhancing.Originally Posted by shinta
If all-black shoes ran faster than coloured shoes, that'd be another issue.
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But how would you get tan lines in the first place if you wore a thong from the start?
Peace.
Dont make me draw shitty Keijo-fanart, Buff!
"She's the only non-loli girl in the show, your honor!" will be my defense in court
Tanning booth
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new episode is out
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yeah, it makes no sense, lol. Is her butt possessed? I wouldnīt wanna go near this girl ;>When her butt started making sounds, I expected a silly fart joke at first.
And omg, the logic in this series. "The vacuum butt canon became even stronger by adding rotations". WHERE does the accelleration even come from? fucking lol
"She's the only non-loli girl in the show, your honor!" will be my defense in court
It's not possessed, she just makes it sound that way. She predicts movement with vibrations through her feet. She actually has to think about the fight.
They both ran in circles before a clash. Cerberus only ran and reached a limit to its max speed (they ran at the same speed), while Vacuum butt cannon kept building on its centrifugal force (by spinning her butt, or so it goes).
In the end, Cerberus lost because it tried to make the fight about power. Vacuum butt is all about power. Cerberus is about combining prediction with boob attacks to form seamless combos (think H/Allelujah from Gundam 00, even if it's not a 100% comparison).
I agree though, logic is out the window.Thankfully it's not logic that makes this show good.
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Episode 10
Hear me out, but I think I understand why this show gets away with being... what it is. The absurdity of 'techniques' used each episode is always topped by the one that follows, without fail. I honestly feel like I could list and describe what you see on display here, and if you put them in order from 'tasteless', to 'offensive', to 'disrespectful', all the way to 'only Japan (also known as mild stroke)', that would be the exact same order they appeared in the show at.
My fear is that this will stop being entertaining the instant that plateau of irreverence ceases to climb, and all that remains will be the sinking feeling of acknowledging my place as the definitive lowest common denominator.
Gate of bootylon; I feel like I've seen that somewhere before...
I was reading your comment and thought this was the Jojo thread...
Until Gate of Bootylon.
Peace.
It's just going in the same direction as the sports shows that become magical shows. I knew they had to lose this one, but didn't think it'd be as cheap as the whirlpool boob thing. It must be such a humiliating win for the title-holders. They basically lucked out.
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I still cant get over previous episodeīs nipple attack by Miyata. She EXPOSES her nipple, in front of the audience, where her FATHER is sitting, watching. Then slams the opponent to the ground with said nipple. All the while having a giant rip in her swimsuit pants, which, by all logical means, must have exposed her vaiana, too. w t f?! That entire chain of sequences had me feel that thereīs a definite lack of embarrassment and self-awareness on the side of the girls, namely Miyata. Ofc, nobody in the audience seemed to mind, neither negatively nor positively. It was ... weird.
A world where a young girl can show her pussy and nipples to the world and nobody minds. Dunno ... *shrugs*
On to the latest episode. OUCH @ the drill boobs. Thatīs goota hurt! And fuck, when GATE OF BOOTYLON started, I got reminded of Neon Genesis Evangelion, holy hell lol.
Iīm not sure what Buff talks about "losing", but thatīs exactly the kind of over-the-top silliness this anime needed to feature.
PS: Now all we need is a hentai-spin off-anime that features "men vs women" battles. "Hear me, my Spear of Longinus! Grant me the power to penetrate the Gate of Bootylon!" ;>
"She's the only non-loli girl in the show, your honor!" will be my defense in court
They're being respectful...and quietly placing the image into the bank for later.
Other people are in shock and dismay that this series exists. I am in shock and dismay that this post below exists.
NGE. NGE? I'm not even going to bother correcting you, but I will absolutely call you out on it. Go back to 2006...and 2011/2012...and 2014/2015, think about why you're an idiot, and get back to us.
And in the reality that this absurd series exists, Miyata's father has nothing but PRIDE in his daughter's victory after seeing how she won. She didn't win with a Keijo butt thrust. She won with a judo throw. Using nipples so hard they could cut glass to catch her opponent, but it was a judo throw nonetheless. She didn't abandon her upbringing, she brought it to new heights. Nothing at all to be embarrassed about. The way she won overcame everything her father had reservations about.
"losing", as in the Away team had to lose to the Home team, since winning means the MC won't fight the Home Ace.
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totally agree with you.
the scene with the unlimited butt works had me laughing hard, even to the point where the dialog was just copied over with the same "the copying cant be as good as the original".
felt like south park where they were asking themselves if they were the ones to lower the bar so low...
next episode will be the finale? it will be hard to top off this episode :\
My daughter could be saving the world, but if she shows everyone her nipples, Iīd still lock her up in dark room and enroll her in a monastery! >_<
No, I fully well understood the whole "Miyata is applying a judo-technique within Keijo, which shows her father how serious she is about everything". Blah. Iīve watched to many h-anime to not picture an incest story following this tournament ;/ (wait, I should use this smilie:)
Lol, donīt leave us hanging. Explain!
"She's the only non-loli girl in the show, your honor!" will be my defense in court
Fate....
Peace.
new episode out....
that moment when you realize that gate of bootylon was in the opening all along 0_0
Last episode
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That was really dumb. Really, really dumb. Iīm sorry, but I cannot get over the fact that this is a sports where thousands of people are watching, tv-cameras everywhere ... and these girls bare their boobs at any given chance. The pink haired buff-skill especially was hardcore-nude, she stood there in broad light, her entire boobs exposed.
I mean ... good that theyīre this confident about their bodies. But I donīt think this would go for a mainstream sports that people of all ages are watching.
And if I had a daughter, Iīd never allow her to participate, lol. Good on you, conservative dojo-dad of Miyata, watching your daughterīs nippels, together with thousands of people.
And thatīs just the part about nipples. Maya freaking TRANSFORMED. And on top of that, she has schizophrenia and itīs explained with "she was abused as a young girl". OKAY. So instead of sending her to therapy, treating a severe trauma ... you make use of it by pulling her into Keijo, a sports where young girls fight with their boobs and butts to please an audience that gambles on them. l- o - l
Overall, it was an okay anime. I never felt bored, so thatīs that. Still, far from a must-see. And considering all the nipple attacks, they should have gone full-ecchi and shown those nips. Gotta have at least some good come from this ;>
Looking forward to season 2, when somebody uses her breastmilk to irritate the opponent. You know itīs bound to happen lol
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Reporting live from the brain-death triage center at my local hospital: Keijo is over and never got around to apologizing. This was the kind of show I had to frequently pause to individually face palm each successively worse attack parody, as I feel there is a true romance in the idea of someone actually writing, someone else approving, and then someone having to read "shoryucans" in a sound booth. If I didn't know better, I might call this just a bit unrealistic, as if that were the point or something...
This show was pretty good fun. It got ridiculous towards the end, but not unbearably so. The nipples can stay hidden. I like it classy like that. The problem with S2 is that they'll somehow have to make another 12 episodes out of this without continuing downwards.
That's Dissociative Identity Disorder, not Schizo.
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