It's the future. They have even more satellites and other support than we have today. In this episode, we even see the commander telling an Object on the other side of the world to blow stuff up with her tablet. It isn't like they just send these things out by themselves, that would be stupid.

I did read your post. You're basically proposing you take an Object and remove all of the armor and extra guns. It's still big enough to be seen by satellite or drones, and can't easily defend itself from planes since you just have the main cannon. The opposing Object could just blow it up from miles away as soon as it is found.
You can't really "distract" an Object. Anything but another Object is basically worthless.