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"After all, I am strangely colored."
Ah, I see you have really thought this through. I can't believe you guys actually spend any amount of time thinking about such things.
Dreaming impossible dreams.
Sapphire is awesome!
Prude.Originally Posted by darkshadow
This is what the forums are all about. Takin' gotwoot back to its roots!
10/4/04 - 8/20/07
As long as my shadow clone got some cake I'm on board this fantasy no jutsu
My thought process when I wrote that, six years ago, was "Damn, I wish I was getting laid." -- Later, after reading Naruto, "Damn, I wish I was getting laid now. Kage bunshin + sexy no jutsu would be pretty cool." Later, after reading that the bunshin's experiences get transferred back, "Oh, fuck that! I'll troll gotwoot with this train of thought. I'm sure everybody can relate, and they'll hate that I pointed it out."
Last edited by poopdeville; Fri, 05-17-2013 at 07:18 PM.
"After all, I am strangely colored."
Can't say I can relate at all buddy, can't say I can relate at all. I'm sure you have some sympathizers though.
Last edited by Abdula; Fri, 05-17-2013 at 07:37 PM.
Dreaming impossible dreams.
Sapphire is awesome!
This is a lot to read and I am not really serious about this. Also I don't really know what I am saying because I have always wondered about the Henge it's a jutsu that really makes no sense to me if you think about it.
Transformation are not perfect, won't have proper anatomy at least on the insides. And cannot get pregnant or perform any advanced opposite sex functions. Reason why? The henge does not perfectly replicate the object or subject.
As seen here
http://starkana.com/manga/N/Naruto/chapter/46/9
During the Chunin exam someone transforms into Naruto not only do they have the weapon holster on the wrong leg, they also forget the cut. Meaning that the overall accuracy of the Jutsu is dependent on knowledge and skill. I believe that the jutsu does have an automatic factor to it. But not to that much of an extent. It is hard to think about though. Because I am sure someone will counter some of what I just said. And I already have myself. And than I had more to say but I cut 50% of this message out because I did not want it to be to long. In a nutshell I don't think the average ninja has any way in hell to exactly copy the opposite sex and stuff like that past the skin deep level etc. However Naruto transforms into a dog! And Ninja have turned into weapons. I had a lot to say about all of that. But I won't yet. lol What do you all think about this? The Henge is really messed up.
(I almost think that during a Henge the insides NEVER change. It's like the they put in a pocket dimension with some kind of space/time ninjutsu. Or the whole body or something? Basically compressed and an illusion is born in place of the real body. Because turning to a Kunai should kill the ninja pretty fast. So it's more of an illusion than a real change? But even that makes no sense! So it's more like swapping form and the real body does not exist during the transformation? Yeah none of that makes sense to me. lol)
But back to what I was talking about.
How could someone get Narutos holster and cut wrong! But Naruto knows the 100% exact exterior and interior of a dog. Because dogs have different everything including vocal cords and I believe naruto barked. So the jutsu can somehow resize and move organs and even slightly change them? So naruto must have knew all of this and been able to do it perfectly! But at the same time the person put a holster on the wrong leg? Naruto could NOT have done what I just said. Meaning the jutsu must have some form of automatic means to it. But it's fair to say that those means work on memory and or sight? But you cannot memorize a specific person or objects anatomy and insides perfectly or even remotely perfectly without years of training and stuff.
And even if you remember how they look and where they are. They have different functions like a dogs vocal words. So that to was changed or adjusted. In all reality I think we all have to admit this jutsu makes no sense and lets just let the series Naruto do what it wants. I'm not complaining I just cannot rationalize any of this. I am sure the jutsu does not send out a magic scaning wave that scans the target and automatically adjust organs and such! lol So this was half of my original message. I had much more things to say that both support and counter some of the things I'm talking about.
Also I'm not even directly talking about the Naruto giving birth part I'm not even sure if the person who said that was even 1% serious. And I don't think anyone took it to serously. But even the other things about the Henge make no sense to me. The whole Naruto giving birth possibility would be even more difficult than copying other small internal changes. Because you have chemicals, hormones and very complicated things that take place during the development of a human body in a womans womb. I don't think science even knows 100% everything that goes into it. It's more than just a egg, sperm, womb and genetics. lol
Last edited by viperwasp; Sat, 05-18-2013 at 12:52 AM.
See? Now that's taking it too far.
@Viperwasp: A lot of things in Naruto make no sense that said you have to remember it's magic.
Dreaming impossible dreams.
Sapphire is awesome!
I cringe every time someone says "Technique X makes no sense in Naruto."
You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end each of us must work for his own improvement, and at the same time share a general responsibility for all humanity, our particular duty being to aid those to whom we think we can be most useful. -Marie Curie
See, I already knew about this, I mean, after all, Naruto's "training" for the sexy no jutsu required that he study playboy magazines and sneak into girls' dressing rooms, so clearly henge is limited to the person's mental image of the thing they are trying to imitate.
However, I am unable to fap to this.
10/4/04 - 8/20/07
Uh, glad we could help you with your little problem assertn.
I hope you mean that we should just accept what we are told as far as this series is concerned and not think about it too much because you could not possibly be even implying that this crap makes sense. Speaking of, I should get back to that 626 thread but nah.
Dreaming impossible dreams.
Sapphire is awesome!
Abdula I agree with what you just said. And my post was silly and I even admitted that from the start.
Personally though some things in Naruto or other series are not to impossible, at least in the world that the series takes places in. and using the logic and rules within the series I can fathom and understand how things work. This is fantasy after-all. But sometimes even in Fantasy certain things are just way to over the top, or WTF. Or impossible/impractical and don't even make sense no matter how much you try to make sense of it. It's usually the die hard fans that cry rivers when someone complains or starts to question things. Fans can come up with any amount of excuses of how it still makes sense! lol
I'm a fan but I don't bow down to nonsense. (Well usually I don't...)
Sometimes Naruto makes no sense at all.
That is exactly what i meant.
You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end each of us must work for his own improvement, and at the same time share a general responsibility for all humanity, our particular duty being to aid those to whom we think we can be most useful. -Marie Curie
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