There are 3 missionaries that are sent to a remote island to convert a tribe. Upon entering the tribes territory they are ambushed and surrounded with men holding spears. One of the men say "We are going to kill you and use your skin for canoes. Do you have any last requests?"

The first missionary gets goes into blind rage and starts swiping at the men with spears. He is killed and gets skinned alive

The second missionary says "God will save me" and he runs into a spear, killing himself

The thrid missionary says "I have a last request. Can i have a fork?"
The tribesmen give him a fork.

When he gets the fork he starts stabbing himself repeatedly all over his body while the tribesmen are standing around wondering WTF he was doing. Then he yells out " TRY TO MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS"


i'll admit its not that funny