Sorry guys I don't know if either of you understood my joke... But I imagine some of the readers who did not comment did. While everything I said in my post is not completely trolling/joking... I do believe that the thing I said about a perfect version of Izanami/izanagi exists but beyond that I was joking about the rest it's a pun on the Mass Effect 3 ending. So I take it the two of you have not played Mass Effect 3... or at least you haven't enkoujin.

If naruto ends the way I said in this post or even remotely close to that I WILL probably kill myself.

If you have beaten mass effect 3 or seen the ending then.... you feel my pain!