This looks familiar. I think I might have posted it on page 2 of this thread like a few weeks ago, but I'm not sure.
Perhaps you were too busy being patronizing.
But to answer your question, it will almost certainly do terribly in theaters. No name recognition, no pandering to a fan base. Who's going to see that low-budget thing?
It's totally gonna be a more interesting movie than the one being discussed in this thread will be, though.