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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax View Post
    So when you say you "got laid", are you talking anal penetration or am I crossing a line by asking this question? If he's so bad at sex, you shouldn't ditch him... teach him.
    Yes, that`s what i meant by getting laid, and i`m not exactly a patient person with this kind of stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UChessmaster View Post
    Yes, that`s what i meant by getting laid, and i`m not exactly a patient person with this kind of stuff.
    Sex takes practice and learning. With straight folks, the less experienced the better, at least from a guy's point of view.

    So when you say you "got laid", did you penetrate or did you get penetrated?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax View Post
    Sex takes practice and learning. With straight folks, the less experienced the better, at least from a guy's point of view.
    I usually don`t mind if he had no experience, he was not unexperienced, he was utterly clueless.

    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax
    So when you say you "got laid", did you penetrate or did you get penetrated?
    I`m a top.
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    Wait what? The less experienced the better.... In what world do you live in?

    Go on now explain yourself cause I don't have a clue where you're coming from with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UChessmaster View Post
    I usually don`t mind if he had no experience, he was not unexperienced, he was utterly clueless.



    I`m a top.
    If you're a top, did he actually have to do anything? How can he be clueless when he need only grin and bear it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Heretic Azazel View Post
    If you're a top, did he actually have to do anything? How can he be clueless when he need only grin and bear it?
    Well, technically "I'm on top" did not clearly answered the question of who penetrated who... so...

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    Quote Originally Posted by David75 View Post
    Well, technically "I'm on top" did not clearly answered the question of who penetrated who... so...
    Top refers to the guy that penetrates, Buttom or Bot is the guy that gets penetrated.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Heretic Azazel
    If you're a top, did he actually have to do anything? How can he be clueless when he need only grin and bear it?
    Sex is not just penetration, having sex with him was like having sex with a table, he wouldn`t move an inch unless i specifically asked him, he had absolutelly 0 initiative. It was just plain boring.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax View Post
    Sex takes practice and learning. With straight folks, the less experienced the better, at least from a guy's point of view.
    This is "not true".

    Guy or girl, if they don't know what they are doing, then it's a huge hassle. Like trying to move a couch up some stairs with a person in a wheelchair.

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    Forreal.... I guess he meant less inexperienced the more tread thats left on the tires. Which is true, but unless theyr a complete smut they're still usually pritty tight. And I would trade someone who gives great head and can work the top for a virgin any day. Virgins just lay there and hide their face in a pillow and you don't wanna be rough with them cause you already feel like they're about to break just from putting the tip in.

    And this has been virign talk with your friendly neighborhood kage

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    How many virgins have you booty tapped Kage?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kagemane_no_Jutsu View Post
    Virgins just lay there and hide their face in a pillow and you don't wanna be rough with them cause you already feel like they're about to break just from putting the tip in.
    But that's the best part. When they stain my pillowcases with tears of regret.

    To each his own though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kagemane_no_Jutsu View Post
    Forreal.... I guess he meant less inexperienced the more tread thats left on the tires. Which is true, but unless theyr a complete smut they're still usually pritty tight. And I would trade someone who gives great head and can work the top for a virgin any day. Virgins just lay there and hide their face in a pillow and you don't wanna be rough with them cause you already feel like they're about to break just from putting the tip in.

    And this has been virign talk with your friendly neighborhood kage
    Let me corroborate this by saying that, as a virgin top, I gave pretty much the worst sex.

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    'cuz it hurts, or 'cuz you're shy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapphire View Post
    'cuz it hurts, or 'cuz you're shy?
    Because I'm bad at sex. Anyone who thinks that virgins fuck great just because they're enthusiastic is crazy. I had a lot of fun but I know he didn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Y View Post
    Because I'm bad at sex. Anyone who thinks that virgins fuck great just because they're enthusiastic is crazy. I had a lot of fun but I know he didn't.
    I can see if the guy with the rod isn't good then it would make things fishy, but if the virgin just has to lay there and enjoy it, that's one less complication. I personally didn't like it when a more experienced girl told me what to do and how, basically treating me like her live-action dildo. Probably hurt my confidence with her impatience.


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    Quote Originally Posted by UChessmaster View Post

    Sex is not just penetration, having sex with him was like having sex with a table, he wouldn`t move an inch unless i specifically asked him, he had absolutelly 0 initiative. It was just plain boring.
    Sounds like he was a dead fish, which feels horrible. It almost makes you feel like a rapist if the other person just lies there like a board.

    Also Ani, you remind me of Mark in this episode, although he enjoys learning to "do sex correctly": http://www.hulu.com/watch/111960/pee...eremys-manager

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockmanj View Post
    Also Ani, you remind me of Mark in this episode, although he enjoys learning to "do sex correctly": http://www.hulu.com/watch/111960/pee...eremys-manager
    Fuck off, stop posting the exact Peep Show clip I was thinking of before I had a chance to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XanBcoo View Post
    Fuck off, stop posting the exact Peep Show clip I was thinking of before I had a chance to.
    You gotta be quick with that internet...it's gonna be huge one day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockmanj View Post
    You gotta be quick with that internet...it's gonna be huge one day.
    Yeah, we'll see...

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockmanj View Post
    Also Ani, you remind me of Mark in this episode, although he enjoys learning to "do sex correctly": http://www.hulu.com/watch/111960/pee...eremys-manager
    Not sure about the other generalizations you're making between me and Mark, but that was just the one time I described when a more experienced girl ordered me around, for "our mutual satisfaction".


    “For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?”

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