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  1. Sat, 10-22-2011, 09:18 PM #1
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    So I had sex with a guy

    The sequel to the infamous Terra post.

    I hooked up with a guy and we had sex. Sapphire insisted I post this thread. Now every 12 year old anime fan who reads this forum knows how lame my sex life is. I posted this in General Discussion because I'm an asshole.
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    I don't even know what to say, but I am compelled to reply to this thread.

    Y's post is one of the best posts ever made on the forum.
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    Details please. How did it start? How did it end? How did it middle?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapphire View Post
    Details please. How did it start? How did it end? How did it middle?
    I'm not going to post a Literotica entry about it on the forums.

    Quote Originally Posted by bagandscalpel View Post
    Well, damn.

    Now, I can't shake the mental image that Spider Jerusalem laid with another man.
    That's hot.
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    Well, damn.

    Now, I can't shake the mental image that Spider Jerusalem laid with another man.

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    Does this mean you're the new Terracosmo?
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    I remember that Terra post.
    "Our hearts are full of memories but not all of them reflect the truth. The heart isn't a recording device. Even important memories change with time. They warp or fade, leaving us with but a shadow of what we hoped to remember." 天の道を行き、全てを司る。これは僕の世界。
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psyke View Post
    I remember that Terra post.
    Pretty sure they made out near a leopard-skin lamp...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffalobiian View Post
    Pretty sure they made out near a leopard-skin lamp...
    I think that is pretty much how it happened. Also, I think Spider Jerusalem would not have a problem with that...wasn't he kind of a pansexual?
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    I vaguely remember the post... but really, I just wanted to post in an epic thread.

    Too shameless of me?

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    Cool....
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  12. Sun, 10-23-2011, 12:23 AM #12
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    The original "So I had sex with a guy" thread.

    By the way, gay sex owns.
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  13. Sun, 10-23-2011, 10:51 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Y View Post
    By the way, gay sex owns.
    Not sure how it could be better since you're down to 2 holes instead of 3. And the main hole you use isn't even self-lubricating like the main hole we use in hetero sex.

    Quote Originally Posted by UChessmaster View Post
    Can`t wait till Animeniax comes and takes a dump all over this thread. :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax View Post
    Not sure how it could be better since you're down to 2 holes instead of 3. And the main hole you use isn't even self-lubricating like the main hole we use in hetero sex.
    Girls are lame and guys rule. Sorry. Also do you really just play Whack-a-mole with a woman's orifices trying to fit it in as many different combinations as possible? I'm not sure what relevance the number has here. Also, dicks own.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Y View Post
    Girls are lame and guys rule. Sorry. Also do you really just play Whack-a-mole with a woman's orifices trying to fit it in as many different combinations as possible? I'm not sure what relevance the number has here. Also, dicks own.
    Why is it that in a gay relationship, one is always the girly one, and the other the manly one? Why date a girly man when you can date a girl? For the lesbians, why date a manly chick when you can date a man? Manly chick still can't open pickle jars by hand.


    “For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax View Post
    Why is it that in a gay relationship, one is always the girly one, and the other the manly one?
    I dunno. Probably because the only gay relationships you know about are on TV. This isn't true at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax View Post
    For the lesbians, why date a manly chick when you can date a man?
    There are some pretty hawt Michiko type lesbians. 100% female but tough as nails. What category do they fall under?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax View Post
    Not sure how it could be better since you're down to 2 holes instead of 3. And the main hole you use isn't even self-lubricating like the main hole we use in hetero sex.

    Ask and you shall receive.
    Guess you forgot oral sex in your cavity count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by David75 View Post
    Guess you forgot oral sex in your cavity count?
    Umm, with gay guy sex, you have the anus and the mouth. With hetero sex, you have mouth, anus, and vagina. What hole did I forget?

    Quote Originally Posted by Assertn View Post
    Ani has to butt into every thread with his loose lips.
    Assertn's tip rears its gnarly head in yet another thread.

    Considering his post is flaming and has nothing to add to a serious discussion, it makes sense the mods haven't moderated it.


    “For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax View Post
    Considering his post is flaming and has nothing to add to a serious discussion, it makes sense the mods haven't moderated it.
    My post is relevant.
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