In the interest of equal opportunity let's have a counterpart thread to Archangel's mysogynistically titled Them Bitches thread.
There's probably a more comprehensive chart out there more similar to the female one, but this is the best I could come up with after 2 minutes of searching "male bodies"
So ladies, homosexuals, and bi-curious users, pick your poison.
Last edited by XanBcoo; Mon, 06-13-2011 at 11:57 AM.
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
Hahhahahahahhahahha I'm cracking up at this shit at work. Thanks for posting it. I love "bearmode".
Chubbyfat should be renamed to average/normal. And where's the short Asian body type?
“For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?”
That seems pretty limited. I don't feel that I fit into any of those categories (I often describe myself as "svelte").
Yeah, I'd rather have a chart with more variation to put up there. This one seems to be exclusively based on fitness.
I'll let everyone else take care of that.
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
so unless you have a six pack or you're a skeleton, you're basically fat, huh.
10/4/04 - 8/20/07
I genuinely don't see what's hard to accept about that.
Not fat as in "rolls of blubber" but fat enough to have no muscle definition.
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
I guess you could say that swimmer's ottermode is the bear mode.
Just kidding, but I think most women are into the swimmer build or somewhere between and equal to the ripped/athletic bodies.
Also, women living in nation-states with universal health care will prefer more effeminate men (skinny) than those without who will prefer rugged and stronger men.
Number 2, that`s it.
Also... the last one is NOT a bear.
Bear = extremely hairy guy.
Last edited by UChessmaster; Mon, 06-13-2011 at 08:44 PM.
You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end each of us must work for his own improvement, and at the same time share a general responsibility for all humanity, our particular duty being to aid those to whom we think we can be most useful. -Marie Curie
Been hanging around /fit Xan?
Anyway I'm currently gunning for ripped mode, i see myself reaching it before the end of the summer including a last month cut for ab deliciousness
/me looks around and notes the fact that not a single female has posted in this thread.
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The thread title says, "Man Bodies, For Ladies." That's what Scottish folk call boys. And they call a skirt, a "kilt".Originally Posted by dragonrage
I think Xan is part Scotsman.
“For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?”
Also I get my fitness advice from: http://forums.somethingawful.com/for...hp?forumid=179
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
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