TV: Game of Thrones

[Sapphire]

Daeny has a new hot boy toy, woo! She was also slightly nicer, and not a total treacherous biatch in this episode, so that was nice. I thought she would also finally get laid by this unreasonably hot Second Sons guy when she stepped out of her tub butt naked, but I guess not. If anyone needs to get laid in this series, it's her, though. And Cersei.

But not Sansa! (How old is Tyrion? He seemed a little upset at possibly having to bed a 14 year old.)

Joffrey actually tried to proposition Sansa the day she got married, and still wants to torture her and use her as a fuck toy....what an asshole. That's a new low even for that little shit. That's putting aside all the other infantile and douchey things he did this episode.

Yeah, but I seriously doubt Joffrey even knows what sex is. I mean, he's had ample opportunity to get some, and all he does is shoot women and make them humiliate each other and stuff. Him losing his v-card (I'm guessing he hasn't already) will probably just be him sniveling and ultimately pulling an (ENDER'S GAME SPOILER) Achille's and killing whoever saw him all weak and grovelly. (/SPOILER)

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PS—I actually forgot most of the spoilers I read OVER TWO YEARS AGO and actively avoid talking about the spoilers I know about, lest anyone get raged at my conjectures.

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PPS—Tyrions was AMAZING when he confronted Joffrey.