Naruto Chapter 518

[Death BOO Z]

Question:

I'm willing to believe that Kabutoro can somehow bring back to life all the zombies, and for some stupid reason he chose to bring them back with personality, and that he chose to bring back also fairly useless zombies (seriously, Dan and Nawiki? Asuma and Zabuza? you have the guy that beat the three ninjas, and the guy who beat him, why the fuck?).

but how the fuck did he know about Haku?
he wasn't a registered ninja, he was trained solely by Zabuza, and his entire family was supposedly dead. the only people who knew about him were team 7. If I remember right, that mission still counted as a C rank mission (I think that's what appears when Kabuto flashes his ninjadex cards before the chunin exam), so it hasn't been made official (although, the hokage probablt heard the details from Kakashi, discussing how the kyubi acted out) and published in the public records (of the secret ninja village).

how the hell does he know about Haku?

[SilentSnake]

Question:

I'm willing to believe that Kabutoro can somehow bring back to life all the zombies, and for some stupid reason he chose to bring them back with personality, and that he chose to bring back also fairly useless zombies (seriously, Dan and Nawiki? Asuma and Zabuza? you have the guy that beat the three ninjas, and the guy who beat him, why the fuck?).

but how the fuck did he know about Haku?
he wasn't a registered ninja, he was trained solely by Zabuza, and his entire family was supposedly dead. the only people who knew about him were team 7. If I remember right, that mission still counted as a C rank mission (I think that's what appears when Kabuto flashes his ninjadex cards before the chunin exam), so it hasn't been made official (although, the hokage probablt heard the details from Kakashi, discussing how the kyubi acted out) and published in the public records (of the secret ninja village).

how the hell does he know about Haku?

Sasuke could have told him when they were all a happy family in Michael Jackson's mansion.

[Janusz]

Question:

I'm willing to believe that Kabutoro can somehow bring back to life all the zombies, and for some stupid reason he chose to bring them back with personality, and that he chose to bring back also fairly useless zombies (seriously, Dan and Nawiki? Asuma and Zabuza? you have the guy that beat the three ninjas, and the guy who beat him, why the fuck?).

but how the fuck did he know about Haku?
he wasn't a registered ninja, he was trained solely by Zabuza, and his entire family was supposedly dead. the only people who knew about him were team 7. If I remember right, that mission still counted as a C rank mission (I think that's what appears when Kabuto flashes his ninjadex cards before the chunin exam), so it hasn't been made official (although, the hokage probablt heard the details from Kakashi, discussing how the kyubi acted out) and published in the public records (of the secret ninja village).

how the hell does he know about Haku?

Seriously? There is an army of regenerating zombies that retained their original personalities yet fight their former friends and can only be defeated by the Power of Love and your biggest gripe is 'Kabuto couldn't have known about Haku'? Seriously?

[rockmanj]

Question:

I'm willing to believe that Kabutoro can somehow bring back to life all the zombies, and for some stupid reason he chose to bring them back with personality, and that he chose to bring back also fairly useless zombies (seriously, Dan and Nawiki? Asuma and Zabuza? you have the guy that beat the three ninjas, and the guy who beat him, why the fuck?).

but how the fuck did he know about Haku?
he wasn't a registered ninja, he was trained solely by Zabuza, and his entire family was supposedly dead. the only people who knew about him were team 7. If I remember right, that mission still counted as a C rank mission (I think that's what appears when Kabuto flashes his ninjadex cards before the chunin exam), so it hasn't been made official (although, the hokage probablt heard the details from Kakashi, discussing how the kyubi acted out) and published in the public records (of the secret ninja village).

how the hell does he know about Haku?

I am pretty sure that there are reports filed for every mission (evidenced by the paperwork that Tsunade complains about). And Kabuto was/is a spy. I am sure he had men on the inside that had access to those reports.

[Assertn]

I am pretty sure that there are reports filed for every mission (evidenced by the paperwork that Tsunade complains about). And Kabuto was/is a spy. I am sure he had men on the inside that had access to those reports.

Except I don't believe Zabuza/Haku was ever mentioned in Kakashi's report. If they were, then the report would have been filed as an A or S ranked mission, which the wave country was unable to afford.

[Edort4]

Ninjas are expensive huh? ... It must be because they have very long retirement pensions with all those reappearances even after dead...

Well, seing how things go lately in the manga anything is possible. Even that Kabutaro has a red eye that, can see and, allows to speak with the deceased so he knows every gossip out there. Paparazzi jutsu or whatever Kishi wants to vomit us now.

[Assertn]

Maybe its a new doujutsu that allows Kabutoro to see the world through the eyes of the viewing audience, thus granting him foresight into all of the details that would otherwise have only been familiar to us.

Edit: By the way, this could also mean he's reading this thread right now.

[Archangel]

Edit: By the way, this could also mean he's reading this thread right now.

Should we troll him?