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  1. #21
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    Welcome to Shin Megami Tensei: Naruto 4

    Evil Naruto: 'I am a shadow, the true self... those assholes at Konoha annoy me"

    Naruto: "No... that is not true..."

    Evil Naruto: "Yes. They always hurt me. And now they want my autograph? Fuck them. I should kill them."

    Naruto: "No!! I don't think like that"

    Evil Naruto: "And the Hokage Sarutobi... that old bastard never took care of me. Sakura is a bitch who only slaps me. Kakashi never trained me. And Jiraiya left me behind. Tsunade is just a drunk."

    Naruto: "No! Stop!!"

    Evil Naruto: "And the Yondaime... that bastard fucked my life..."

    Naruto: "NO!!!! STOP!!! YOU ARE NOT ME!!!"

    Evil Naruto: "HAHAHAHAHA" ---- *rises*

    Evil Naruto transforms into Kyuubi: "I am a shadow!! The true self!!!"

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    ......

    Yes... I know... Im the one fucked in the brains...
    Evil Naruto has a point on Sakura

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    this is the worst chapter since freaking Konohamaru actually landed a rasengan on Pein.

    The worst one before that was when Konohamaru did the love jutsu with Sasuke and Sai making love.

    This chapter blew. I haven't disliked Naruto in awhile and now I dislike him cause he used that crappy jutsu again -_-

    Kishi sucks sometimes.

    Oh well at least no Sakura

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by Showtimedr View Post

    The worst one before that was when Konohamaru did the love jutsu with Sasuke and Sai making love.
    Dude, that part was hilarious! Sakura got pwned!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Showtimedr View Post
    this is the worst chapter since freaking Konohamaru actually landed a rasengan on Pein.

    The worst one before that was when Konohamaru did the love jutsu with Sasuke and Sai making love.

    This chapter blew. I haven't disliked Naruto in awhile and now I dislike him cause he used that crappy jutsu again -_-

    Kishi sucks sometimes.

    Oh well at least no Sakura
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  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by Assertn View Post
    Do racy jokes make you feel uncomfortable?
    Nope. When entire chapters turn into something I can go and read creepy fanfics about that annoys me.

  7. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by Showtimedr View Post
    Nope. When entire chapters turn into something I can go and read creepy fanfics about that annoys me.
    So it's not that it makes you feel uncomfortable, it's just that it annoys you because it's creepy. Wait. Huh? Uncomfortable; creepy : Hahandnd . <===code.

    Haha, I'm just playing with you. But you might want to re-think your wording, there. And it wasn't like the whole chapter was about that. It just played on the stereotype that all guys are perverts, but when the tables are reversed, Sakura is just as bad. It's not like they showed Sai pitching and Sasuke catching.

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    "if anyone or anything suspicious approaches us, we'll be alerted"

    woot? didnt killerbee came with a human-shark shape transformed into a chakra eating sword? if that is not suspicious then only god knows what it is

  9. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by Sam98034 View Post
    So it's not that it makes you feel uncomfortable, it's just that it annoys you because it's creepy. Wait. Huh? Uncomfortable; creepy : Hahandnd . <===code.

    Haha, I'm just playing with you. But you might want to re-think your wording, there. And it wasn't like the whole chapter was about that. It just played on the stereotype that all guys are perverts, but when the tables are reversed, Sakura is just as bad. It's not like they showed Sai pitching and Sasuke catching.
    I get that. I'm just saying that entire chapter had no plot. No plot = why am I reading.

    I read stories for character development. Kishi has gone through a whole big deal of Naruto "Growing up" From his fight with Pein until the whole Sasuke drama crap a few weeks back. Then imo he kills it by having Naruto try to seduce a fellow Jinchuurikin which he knows is supposed to teach him something important.

    Just makes no sense to regress at that moment to me. If its him joking around with Konohamaru thats that but its him joking around with a stranger. Seems moronic to me.

  10. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by Showtimedr View Post
    I get that. I'm just saying that entire chapter had no plot. No plot = why am I reading.

    I read stories for character development. Kishi has gone through a whole big deal of Naruto "Growing up" From his fight with Pein until the whole Sasuke drama crap a few weeks back. Then imo he kills it by having Naruto try to seduce a fellow Jinchuurikin which he knows is supposed to teach him something important.

    Just makes no sense to regress at that moment to me. If its him joking around with Konohamaru thats that but its him joking around with a stranger. Seems moronic to me.
    It's just a cultural thing you're misunderstanding. In Japan, all adult males are perverts who will do anything for a young girl's panties. In contrast, black rappers have no respect for bitches and hoes </racist comment>. If you ask me, this is Kishi doing cross-cultural character development, and it's far deeper than meets the eye. Harem no Jutsu is not some immature thing, it lets us peer inside our very souls.

  11. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by Sam98034 View Post
    It's just a cultural thing you're misunderstanding. In Japan, all adult males are perverts who will do anything for a young girl's panties. In contrast, black rappers have no respect for bitches and hoes </racist comment>. If you ask me, this is Kishi doing cross-cultural character development, and it's far deeper than meets the eye. Harem no Jutsu is not some immature thing, it lets us peer inside our very souls.
    I did missionary work over there for 2 years. I perfectly get the culture. But think about what you're saying.

    "Okay Naruto I'll train you since you gave me your panties"

    Getting seduced by a guy. Whee plot dev rules!

    Killer Bee is sorta black so I guess that works. Still freakish though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Showtimedr View Post
    "Okay Naruto I'll train you since you gave me your panties"
    Worked with Jiraiya. why wouldn`t he try it?
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    I had no problem with it really...it showed that a lot of Konoha men are pervs and that B doesn't really go for such silliness. Or maybe he lives an ahem alternative lifestyle.

    Although that would not work on me, as I would know it is actually a boy...come to think of it, that is kinda of weird that it has worked on guys that explicitly knew Naruto was a little boy. Now, if it were "Anko no Jutsu"...slightly different matter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Showtimedr View Post
    I get that. I'm just saying that entire chapter had no plot. No plot = why am I reading.

    I read stories for character development. Kishi has gone through a whole big deal of Naruto "Growing up" From his fight with Pein until the whole Sasuke drama crap a few weeks back. Then imo he kills it by having Naruto try to seduce a fellow Jinchuurikin which he knows is supposed to teach him something important.

    Just makes no sense to regress at that moment to me. If its him joking around with Konohamaru thats that but its him joking around with a stranger. Seems moronic to me.
    Naruto got Jiraiya to teach him with the sexy no jutsu. Jiraiya was a stranger to him at the time, and historically speaking, the technique's been useful when trying to influence the thinking of men. Just saying.
    "You are not free whose liberty is won by the rigour of other, more righteous souls. Your are merely protected. Your freedom is parasitic, you suck the honourable man dry and offer nothing in return. You who have enjoyed freedom, who have done nothing to earn it, your time has come. This time you will stand alone and fight for yourselves. Now you will pay for your freedom in the currency of honest toil and human blood."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Showtimedr View Post
    I did missionary work over there for 2 years. I perfectly get the culture. But think about what you're saying.

    "Okay Naruto I'll train you since you gave me your panties"

    Getting seduced by a guy. Whee plot dev rules!

    Killer Bee is sorta black so I guess that works. Still freakish though.
    Well, thank you very much for taking my silly sarcastic racism seriously. In return I will actually be serious and quit giving you a hard time. I agree with you 100%. It's a major turn off when a girl turns into a 15-year-old boy after you touch her. It would be hard to believe that anyone would fall for such a technique, even if they were perverts. However, in Naruto's defence, the technique isn't usually used like that. It has usually been used as a distraction technique to defeat an opponent, not so much a seduction technique. There is a pretty good reason to think it would work. Imagine you are in a ring preparing to fight someone. Suddenly, you are surrounded by 12 naked bodies of oiled-up teenage squish begging to hold your member. Are you at least semi-confused, horny, and distracted? I believe many people would be. Now take Jiraiya's case where such a fantasy is so desirable he may overlook the fact that it's just an illusion made by a little boy. The point is that most real ninjas would never think of doing something so outrageous to distract their opponents, but apparently Naruto would. </serious>The only reason Bee didn't fall for it is because he is a rapper who probably gets hoes left and right. He gets 12 cloud girls any time he wants, so he's not really impressed by the technique, in fact, it's probably a downgrade for him--you saw the jugs on that one blonde student of his.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam98034 View Post
    Well, thank you very much for taking my silly sarcastic racism seriously. In return I will actually be serious and quit giving you a hard time. I agree with you 100%. It's a major turn off when a girl turns into a 15-year-old boy after you touch her. It would be hard to believe that anyone would fall for such a technique, even if they were perverts. However, in Naruto's defence, the technique isn't usually used like that. It has usually been used as a distraction technique to defeat an opponent, not so much a seduction technique. There is a pretty good reason to think it would work. Imagine you are in a ring preparing to fight someone. Suddenly, you are surrounded by 12 naked bodies of oiled-up teenage squish begging to hold your member. Are you at least semi-confused, horny, and distracted? I believe many people would be. Now take Jiraiya's case where such a fantasy is so desirable he may overlook the fact that it's just an illusion made by a little boy. The point is that most real ninjas would never think of doing something so outrageous to distract their opponents, but apparently Naruto would. </serious>The only reason Bee didn't fall for it is because he is a rapper who probably gets hoes left and right. He gets 12 cloud girls any time he wants, so he's not really impressed by the technique, in fact, it's probably a downgrade for him--you saw the jugs on that one blonde student of his.
    The way they portray the Cloud girls in the anime it seems like not only are they hella hot but they're all saps for bee. I'd take one of them over a million female Narutos.

    For Jaraiya's char it makes sense (Sorry I'm being lazy and not quoting you too homey) but they pounded the perv thing in with him from day one. Bee is older obviously. I remember during that pause in the fight between him and Sasuke + friends he said "Time to go home and get a drink"

    That always cracked me up. Not too often you see a ninja think about that. Its humanized him a lot for me.

    That being said I think he is a dead man walking. Sadly.

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    I am pretty sure B is younger than Jaraiya by a lot, but he doesn't seem to be a perv.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockmanj View Post
    I am pretty sure B is younger than Jaraiya by a lot, but he doesn't seem to be a perv.
    Older than Naruto homeboy. But you couldn't resist I get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam98034 View Post
    Well, thank you very much for taking my silly sarcastic racism seriously. In return I will actually be serious and quit giving you a hard time. I agree with you 100%. It's a major turn off when a girl turns into a 15-year-old boy after you touch her. It would be hard to believe that anyone would fall for such a technique, even if they were perverts. However, in Naruto's defence, the technique isn't usually used like that. It has usually been used as a distraction technique to defeat an opponent, not so much a seduction technique. There is a pretty good reason to think it would work. Imagine you are in a ring preparing to fight someone. Suddenly, you are surrounded by 12 naked bodies of oiled-up teenage squish begging to hold your member. Are you at least semi-confused, horny, and distracted? I believe many people would be. Now take Jiraiya's case where such a fantasy is so desirable he may overlook the fact that it's just an illusion made by a little boy. The point is that most real ninjas would never think of doing something so outrageous to distract their opponents, but apparently Naruto would. </serious>The only reason Bee didn't fall for it is because he is a rapper who probably gets hoes left and right. He gets 12 cloud girls any time he wants, so he's not really impressed by the technique, in fact, it's probably a downgrade for him--you saw the jugs on that one blonde student of his.
    b.t.w no sarcasm tags so you can't complain at being taken seriously. Sarcasm in text is like truth in women. You just never know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Showtimedr View Post
    Sarcasm in text is like truth in women. You just never know.
    Oh snap! Tell us how you really feel.

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