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    It wasn't much Archangel's Avatar
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    You want me to buy what??!

    There's some amusingly horrible merchandise out there, post them here so we can all lol together

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    Anti rape: Rape-Axe
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    the rape-axe makes me cringe.

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    Me too, but only because of how terrible an idea it is. The chance of the victim getting killed skyrockets after the rape-axe deploys. It needs to also inject a tranquilizer into the bloodstream, but that might be illegal.
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    Against the guy that`s raping you? i`m doubt it.
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    I'm pretty sure tranquillisers would be illegal. You can't just leave access to potent drugs like that to anyone who wants an anti-rape device. And if those "prongs" only just pierced the skin without causing bleeding, I wouldn't think tranquillisers would work well.

    Solution to rapists: test the waters before jumping in. Kinda like diving.

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    Meanwhile: Heaven Weeps. Y's Avatar
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    I'm pretty confident that not only is that device illegal and ineffective but a hoax, considering you cannot actually order it from the website. The woman from the CDCP in Uganda that the website quotes does not appear to exist either.

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    I see a simple size problem with the device.
    You can not have it wide enough to accept any cock size, if you do, you can not insert it easily anymore.
    Even if some women wanted to go there and try, I guess it would not be comfortable at all.
    In that case, size matters...

    Now even if we had a practical, easy to use device of the sort:
    What about women using it not as a protection, but weapon... The device can't discriminate between a rape and a consented intercourse...
    Also, should you have a guy with the device attach to his cock, how can you prove he's a rapist and not victim?

    But since this is all bullshit, it doesn't matter.

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    Awesome user with default custom title Uchiha Barles's Avatar
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    I'd buy it, no question.
    "You are not free whose liberty is won by the rigour of other, more righteous souls. Your are merely protected. Your freedom is parasitic, you suck the honourable man dry and offer nothing in return. You who have enjoyed freedom, who have done nothing to earn it, your time has come. This time you will stand alone and fight for yourselves. Now you will pay for your freedom in the currency of honest toil and human blood."

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    Even the local newspaper over here wrote an article about that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by David75 View Post
    I see a simple size problem with the device.
    You can not have it wide enough to accept any cock size, if you do, you can not insert it easily anymore.
    Even if some women wanted to go there and try, I guess it would not be comfortable at all.
    In that case, size matters...
    I like how no one picked up on David75's self-promotion in regards to the size of his man meat...

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    I'd buy it, no question.
    I'd buy one just so I could say I've had one. It was the same in Japan when I wanted to eat whale at a restaurant, just to be able to tell a PETA member that I had eaten whale before... mmm, the sweet taste of endangeredness.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax View Post
    I like how no one picked up on David75's self-promotion in regards to the size of his man meat...


    I'd buy one just so I could say I've had one. It was the same in Japan when I wanted to eat whale at a restaurant, just to be able to tell a PETA member that I had eaten whale before... mmm, the sweet taste of endangeredness.
    Lol, asshole.

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