Is there anything wrong with thinking what history those hands had when you shake them?
That quadruples the level of creepiness.
Is there anything wrong with thinking what history those hands had when you shake them?
That quadruples the level of creepiness.
For a while I resorted to fist bumping instead of handshaking because where I was at, so many people were unsanitary and I didn't trust that they washed their hands. Unfortunately that offends a lot of people if you don't want to shake there filthy, wet, limp hand. There's definitely something wrong with that.Originally Posted by enkoujin
“For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?”
Ugh, I hate limp handshakes. Hate them.
Like how do adults not know how to shake hands yet? They just present a completely relaxed hand like they want you to kiss it and it feels all weird when you try to shake it. So creepy and annoying.
Good idea, I'm going to start fist bumping.
"Leaving hell is not the same as entering it." - Tierce Japhrimel
Is it better or worse when they shake too hard, like they're going for firm, but border on causing internal bleeding?
“For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?”
You mean compared to a limp handshake?
I believe so. Let us forget the wet one.
If it's not Isuzu-chan Mii~
LOL. Limp handshakes are definitely worse than overly firm ones. You can usually get a good sense for someone based on their handshake.
Although overly firm handshakes from women and be very disconcerting.
I don't shake hands very often. Most of the handshakes I've gotten are pretty normal: firm, dry, one or two pump with a good release. There's the "squeezing too hard" handshake and the "limp/damp" shake, which suck... and then there's the "lingering so long it might as well be hand-holding" handshake, which can get creepy.
But sometimes you shake hands with a dude who you can tell isn't like ... trying to hurt you (the bone-crusher/the oversqueezer), but his hand's like made out of rock. I'm never quite sure how to react to that ... like "did you grow up on a farm? Have you spent the last decade of your life swinging a pickaxe or a sledgehammer or something? What gives?"
I mean ... like, I'm pretty strong (to the degree that I make an effort not to hurt people during the handshake and in general). So to me, it's pretty strange shaking hands with someone who is to me what I probably am to most people. What makes people have hands that hard?
It's probably as you said, working on a farm, in construction, etc. If that's the case, they usually have really rough, calloused hands. My cousin worked as a bricklayer for a couple of years plus I have a friend who worked this summer with a jackhammer and they had some seriously rough hands.
... having an armpit fetish?
If it's not Isuzu-chan Mii~
No, just be gentle or you'll hurt yourself. Most women don't are freaked out by lubed arm pits.
"After all, I am strangely colored."
With you having one? Go for it, you might want to check with the other person you are expressing your fetish with before you go ahead, they may be very cautious of their armpits.
Lol, I meant to be (overly)attracted by exposed armpits/shoulders that are nicely shaped and toned.
If it's not Isuzu-chan Mii~
Speaking of armpits....
"Our hearts are full of memories but not all of them reflect the truth. The heart isn't a recording device. Even important memories change with time. They warp or fade, leaving us with but a shadow of what we hoped to remember." 天の道を行き、全てを司る。これは僕の世界。
Lol that is such a paradox, she is beautiful but also disgusting xD.
sooo awkward!
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Heh, she wasn't my type either way.Speaking of armpits....
If it's not Isuzu-chan Mii~
I actually think this is more hilarious than disgusting..
"Leaving hell is not the same as entering it." - Tierce Japhrimel
Not being able to glance at a woman's chest when her shirt is almost wide open and/or is wearing a see through shirt?
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