I always hate the drawn out tangent stories he writes. It barely ever elicits half the payoff in the response as the effort put in reading his fiction in the first place. Would probably be much funnier if he just stuck to the poster shots. In his defense, though, its pretty demeaning to have a professional client ask you to make a missing cat poster for her as a free service because she's incapable of placing text on a page and taping a photo to it.