My favorite line is "my goatee isn't stupid"Originally Posted by itadakimasu
My favorite line is "my goatee isn't stupid"
"Samsonlonghair - The Defender of the Oppressed And Shunned!" -Kraco
http://imaletyoufinish.com/
Alot of these are stupid, but some of them are quite funny imo.
Itadakimasu..... Immma let you finish, but that was one of the dumbest site I have ever been too.
Thank you.
___---------------------------- "THE DROPOUT CREW"--------------------------------________Deblas, IfingHateTonTon, RyougaZell, dragonrage.________
________ we may fuck up alot but we always pull thru.
God.... i'm happy for you and ima let you finish.... but sega made the best genesis of all time!, all time!
I saw that one somewhere and thought it was funny.
(yes.. i got owned by dragonsrage)
http://www.laserportraits.net/
Whatever you're thinking it could be, it's about one hundred times more 80s than that.
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
I thought this was kinda weird... I was watching this ebay auction for a motherboard and i just noticed this at the bottom of their description. The ebay seller is in canada btw.
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Please note the following Renegade Countries are boycotted from this auction:
Israel, Burma, Saudi Arabia, China, North Korea, Mexico, Honduras, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Georgia, Sri Lanka, Iran, Ukraine, Latvia, Pakistan, Bangladesh, United Arab Emirates, Indonesia, Colombia, Cambodia, Philippines, Turkey, Vietnam and the entire African Continent (except South Africa)
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International shipping is too expensive anyway. I'm surprised Israel is on there. No dice for DBZ.
“For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?”
there's a perfectly good left-wing liberal joke hiding there, but honestly, you guys aren't the fitting audience.
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Currently Watching: probably a show directed at 9 years old girls, lets be honest.
You know the important distinction between Batman and me? Batman is fictional. In real life, there isn't always an alternative.
international shipping sucks.... This guy bought some ram from me and then it turned out his 75XXX zip code was actually in france and not in texas ! he paid extra to cover shipping but then it's a hassle to actually ship it because you have to do the customs forms and wait in line, instead of using the automated machine like i usually do.
I was looking for a manga shop online (http://www.dailyplanetonline.com.au/) that I saw in the city some time ago.
I googled "Daily Planet", clicked the first link, and came to an age verification page. It turned out to be a prostitution website: (http://www.dailyplanet.com.au/)
The manga store didn't have much of a website to look at anyway.
Checking out the ladies, they ironically like to identify themselves with anime avatars:
Is that the norm, for those who know?
Last edited by Buffalobiian; Sat, 10-03-2009 at 10:46 AM.
If it's not Isuzu-chan Mii~
at least they managed to avoid using an avatar of a gender-changer character, or a girl-transforms into woman character.
you have to appreciate the minor things in life.
sig made by Itachi-y2k5, thanks, dude!
Currently Watching: probably a show directed at 9 years old girls, lets be honest.
You know the important distinction between Batman and me? Batman is fictional. In real life, there isn't always an alternative.
http://armorgames.com/play/4309/this-is-the-only-level
really fun game, but also very hard, took me 99 lives and about ten minutes to finish the first level.
sig made by Itachi-y2k5, thanks, dude!
Currently Watching: probably a show directed at 9 years old girls, lets be honest.
You know the important distinction between Batman and me? Batman is fictional. In real life, there isn't always an alternative.
I played for about six minutes, then I got to a stage where the button didn't open the door. The clue said "time to refresh" so I hit the refresh button on my browser, and the game restarted. Don't know what I was expecting.
"Samsonlonghair - The Defender of the Oppressed And Shunned!" -Kraco
The Prediction:
http://m.www.yahoo.com/_ylt=AhnzUMS....66%26l=5218106
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He got me. I was moving back and forth between the faces, and got forced to move sideways at the end.
If it's not Isuzu-chan Mii~
Refresh browser and continue game - you will be able to move. the game is really easy :]
Also try this one:
http://adamatomic.com/canabalt/mega/
But a word of warning - it is addictive. My current record is approx few meters more than 4000.
Number of works of fiction that made me shed at least one tear: 3Thou seeketh soul power, dost thou not?TOX: 33524385841A92B08787EEBEBA2DB51ED293C4F15A2E292F3F C92165E82388281433A77EA8FE
dang it, he beat me twice
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11:06:60 and 80 deaths for me.
Refreshing worked for me. It brought me back to the main menu, where you're given the option to "play or continue"I played for about six minutes, then I got to a stage where the button didn't open the door. The clue said "time to refresh" so I hit the refresh button on my browser, and the game restarted. Don't know what I was expecting.
And the Prediction guy beat me as well. Guess he must take away the squares where it's impossible to move to with the number of moves he gives you. Gonna try it again.
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
I got this forwarded email today:
1) I don't believe for one second that Governments grant anybody immunity from the law. It's like when our previous Prime Minister said he'll drop interest rates if we voted for him. FYI interest rates are not within his jurisdiction.This email you need to read ...............a big warning
> ..........please do take the time to read this!!!!
>
> Guys, im emailing you because im bloody scared about something.
>
> I created my facebook group for fun, and to use it to market my
> businesses to people. What im doing now totally kills my ability to do
> that, but I dont care. This is important.
>
> Im a qualified pharmacist. I've been researching the swine flu vaccine
> that our government has bought for us (using our money, by the way) and
> its DANGEROUS AS. Its easy a hundred times more dangerous than the swine
> flu itself, imo.
>
> Something that freaked me out is that several swine flu vaccine
> manufacturers have asked governments to give them an exemption from
> lawsuits, in case the vaccine caused harm in people. If you made a
> vaccine that you knew worked, then why would you need a legal exemption
> in case it hurt people? Massive warning sign. They don't believe its
> safe.
>
> The swine flu itself has killed about 2/3000 people total. The regular
> flu kills 40 000 plus per year – so why are we freaking out about
> swine flu, and not normal flu? Does that make sense? no.
>
> If the regular flu kills 40 000 plus per year, and the swine flu only
> killed 2/3 000 – then why are governments buying it in advance, giving
> it to us for free, and giving drug manufacturers immunity to legal cases
> against them? Does that make sense? no.
>
> The swine flu vaccine contains 2 horribly dangerous compounds – one is
> called thimerosol. It is made 50% of mercury. It binds to receptors in
> your brain, and basically causes brain damage. Is it smart to be
> injected with thimerosol, and get brain damage, dropping 10 IQ points
> and going dumb, in order to avoid getting a flu that kills 95% less
> people than regular flu? no.
>
> The other horrible in gredient is called squalene. Squalene accidentally
> tricks your immune system into killing your own cells, which creates
> autoimmune diseases like asthma, multiple scelerosis, diabetes, and a
> bunch of diseases that we dont have a name for yet (because squalene
> hasnt been used for that long, and we have little data on its effects)
> – is is smart to inject yourself with that stuff, in order to avoid a
> relatively mild flu, like the swine flu? no.
>
> If you're a pregnant mother about to take Panvax, ask yourself this –
> why would you take Panvax, when it contains Neomycin and Polymyxin B
> Sulfate – both of which exhibit positive risk to unborn children –
> so as to avoid what? A mild flu, that kills 95% fewer people than the
> regular flu?
>
> Look, i'm a funny guy. Yeah, I make good facebook groups. People join
> them by the thousands, and laugh. But Im also a qualified pharmacist. I
> scored in the top 0.1% of my state in school. Im expert at critical
> analysis of drugs and their effects on humans. And let me be blunt –
> if someone came up to me with a syringe full of swine flu vaccine, or
> came near my family with one – I would take the needle off them and
> poke them with it myself – followed by several very hard punches. This
> stuff is poison. Don't take it. Dont let your friends take it. Don't let
> your family take it. If some idiot in a lab coat asks you if you want
> it, ask them about thimerosol, squalene, and why the company making it
> wants legal exemption from being sued, and watch their face go into
> “omg im being asked serious questions that I dont have the answer
> to” mode.
>
> Anyway. I hope you're all well. Chat to you on facebook sometime
>
> Sincerely,
>
> George Mamouzellos
> Bachelor of Pharmacy
> University of South Australia
>
2) For an "expert", this guy's writing very damn unprofessionally. You'd think he'd publish this stuff into a journal that has an editor to QC for him instead of writing emails with short-hand and punctuation errors.
3) The fact that he mentioned facebook made me lol.
Marking as spam.
If it's not Isuzu-chan Mii~
Coming up in this thread: Penis enlargement offers, 9/11 was a conspiracy, and racist emails from grandma.
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
Took me 8 minutes and 32 lives.
The 4th and 15th stages took me forever to figure out.
10/4/04 - 8/20/07
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