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  1. Wed, 10-10-2007, 04:10 PM #1
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    The Internet

    Been thinking of creating a thread like this for a little while. Now and then i come across things that dont really fit in the funny picture/video or the other threads. And they're not big enough to have their own dedicated thread either. Hope im not the only one who has experienced this
    So why not gather cool sites and all other stuff scattered around the internet that doesnt fit in a certain category and post them here.

    mmkay

    Gotta say i love this clock
    Let it buffer a bit


    Here's 2 pretty funny scammers that got themselves owned.

    It's a bit long but funny.
    br0kenrabbit says:
    hi
    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    good evening

    br0kenrabbit says:
    What's ip?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    up?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

    br0kenrabbit says:
    On MSN?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    yes

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Why?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

    br0kenrabbit says:
    My information?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    No. I don't even have it written down.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Well...

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Well

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    dont worry this connect it secure

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Can I be honest with you, Greg?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    k

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    huh?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    bs

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Trace it.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    how

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    oh k

    br0kenrabbit says:
    As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

    br0kenrabbit says:
    I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    why?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Have you read the ToS?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    Tod?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    tos

    br0kenrabbit says:
    terms of service

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    were?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    why

    br0kenrabbit says:
    I just told you why

    Greg_ValveOLS says:


    br0kenrabbit says:
    I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    k

    br0kenrabbit says:
    First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxx xxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Is this you?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    ya

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Are you the only user of this account?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    ya

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay, and what is the username

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay.

    br0kenrabbit says:
    I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    some. dude

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    m

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Do you always log on from the same IP?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    ya

    br0kenrabbit says:
    And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    What is your city of residence?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Illinios?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    yes

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    why

    br0kenrabbit says:
    So I can update your account.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    can I play 2 nite

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    clan fight

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    wont win without me heh

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    ya

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay. Give me just a moment.

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Try to log in now.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    k

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Greg

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    did u ban me???????????>WHY

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Greg

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    what

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Valve will never ask for your username and password.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    what????

    br0kenrabbit says:
    I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    omg dude wtf why?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Why were you trying to steal my account?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    i wanst

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Then why were you asking for my information?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
    my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Greg

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    dude pleas

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    what

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Go mow some yards, bitch.
    This one is just great, a 15 year old kid tries to scam an private detective of his WoW account.




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  2. Wed, 10-10-2007, 04:15 PM #2
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    ouch.

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  3. Wed, 10-10-2007, 07:12 PM #3
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    That "detective" is awesome.
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  4. Wed, 10-10-2007, 10:11 PM #4
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    www.stumbleupon.com
    Gives spiffy random websites based on your preferences.
    Beware. I have spent countless hours stumbling. It will ruin you. Exam the next day? Eff that, stumble till 4 in the morning!
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  5. Wed, 10-10-2007, 11:02 PM #5
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    hahahaha

    "lol stupid ass u cant hack or nuthin"....

    ..."i got norton"

    .........
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  6. Thu, 10-11-2007, 03:08 AM #6
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    I've read the Valve one before, but that clock is crazy... it gets kool the longer you watch it
    I Don't like to say anything twice
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  7. Thu, 10-11-2007, 10:59 AM #7
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    Loved those failed scam attempts. Especially the comment about Norton, made me laugh so hard.
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  8. Sat, 10-13-2007, 04:04 PM #8
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    http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/

    the ultimate scam turnaround
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  9. Mon, 10-15-2007, 12:09 AM #9
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    This was a follow-up email to a very real looking paypal payment confirmation email. Didn't notice the email spoof until i read this email even though i was 99% skeptical about the transaction, it said $300 + $250 for shipping and handling to send a computer i have for sale to the UK.
    This coming just a week after somebody sent me a $3,000 100% stolen check wanting me to cash it, deduct money for a computer and then give their "movers" the change lol (craigslist)


    Dear customer,
    This message is originated from paypal company.We have received an order from our client clement.cook002@gmail.com regarding the payment made to your paypal account
    The payment has been successfully made but due to security reason we have to receive the shipment tracking number before the next 24 hours for the processing of your order.
    This a new measure we are taking to protect both our sellers and buyers against fraudulent customers.
    Once you have shipped the item send us the shipment tracking number for verification after the number has verify your account will be credited instantly.
    This PayPal® payment has been deducted from the buyer's account and has been "APPROVED" but will not be credited to your account untill the shipment reference/tracking number is sent to us for shipment verification so as to secure both the buyer and the seller. Below are the necessary information requested before your account will be credited. Send tracking number to us or email us through this mail tracking_verifier@post.com.
    **PLEASE NOTE**
    Once shipment has been verified and the tracking number sent to us, You will receive a "CONFIRMATION Email" from PayPal® informing you that the Money has been credited.
    Note:Paypal will be responsilbe for the item loss or damage once we recieve the tracking number
    Thank you for using PayPal!
    The PayPal Team

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    Copyright © 2000-2008 PayPal. All rights reserved.

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  10. Tue, 12-18-2007, 01:08 PM #10
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    Found this site very interesting
    http://www.poodwaddle.com/worldclock.swf
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  11. Wed, 03-05-2008, 07:07 AM #11
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    Hmm anyone that looks like link here?

    LOOKING FOR LEGEND OF ZELDA LINK>>> IF HES OUT THERE
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  12. Wed, 03-05-2008, 11:22 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandldan
    Hmm anyone that looks like link here?

    LOOKING FOR LEGEND OF ZELDA LINK>>> IF HES OUT THERE

    .....................

    I think....I just...threw up a little....in my mouth....


    For all you awesome people, it's just Phoenix. The numbers are just the amount of times people misspell it.
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  13. Wed, 03-05-2008, 11:25 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandldan
    Hmm anyone that looks like link here?

    LOOKING FOR LEGEND OF ZELDA LINK>>> IF HES OUT THERE

    I think I could pull it off
    10/4/04 - 8/20/07
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  14. Sat, 03-15-2008, 09:00 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandldan
    Hmm anyone that looks like link here?

    LOOKING FOR LEGEND OF ZELDA LINK>>> IF HES OUT THERE
    That's hilarious. And...I WANNA DO THAT. Except my thread title will be: ANYONE THAT LOOKS LIKE EDWARD ELRIC OUT THERE???

    Yus. And that Greg_ValveOLS thing was sad. That poor kid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Junior
    That's hilarious. And...I WANNA DO THAT. Except my thread title will be: ANYONE THAT LOOKS LIKE EDWARD ELRIC OUT THERE???

    I think I could pull it off


    Oh btw, here's the internet's biggest troll:
    http://www.suicide.movielol.org/
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    http://kotaku.com/19-year-old-kid-cr...ime-1679185130

    This is some high-quality Narutoesqe combat. Very awesome.
    10/4/04 - 8/20/07
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    Get yourself a green hat and clothes and see where this takes you.

    My guess is that it won't be Hyrule.

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    I think I spent 3 minutes watching that clock posted by Sandldan....it's very hypnotic.
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  20. Thu, 03-06-2008, 10:02 AM #20
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    I've been watching the clock for over 5 minutes. Was about to close the window when the time hit midnight and these 2 guys appear, followed by shots of the girls sleeping. Does it ever end?





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