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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapphire View Post
    Does this also mean taking cocaine is a cheap way to get rid of tapeworms? Hmm...
    Is cocaine cheap? There's something wrong with the situation if an illegal narcotic is cheaper medication for tapeworms than the proper alternative from a pharmacist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapphire View Post
    I was watching The Tyra Banks show today, and they did an episode about the Tape Worm diet.
    hahah holy shit, I'm glad Tyra made fun of that fat girl when she started talking.

    "Well I've tried everything else! A no-alcohol diet, diet pills!!"

    I didn't watch the whole episode but does, at any point, someone ask "Why not just go for a run?"

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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    Cause they can't (exercise). Some people just don't have the willpower to actually exert effort. I almost can't blame them, since it seems like a hereditary disability for most, like being born blind or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XanBcoo View Post
    hahah holy shit, I'm glad Tyra made fun of that fat girl when she started talking.

    "Well I've tried everything else! A no-alcohol diet, diet pills!!"

    I didn't watch the whole episode but does, at any point, someone ask "Why not just go for a run?"
    You should see the last 2 minutes.

    Why are you smiling? - LOL

    I loved the "All Natural" comments. It's the biggest slap in the face for all the contemporary natural remedies fad.

    For anyone still interested in this diet, just letting you know that cysts can travel to other parts of your body (as they said). Liver infestation is the most common. Some worms (not tapeworms though I don't think) can infest the brain.

    edit: oh, they covered it in part 2.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffalobiian View Post
    Some worms (not tapeworms though I don't think) can infest the brain.
    Somebody opting to employ parasitic worms as a form of diet doesn't need to worry about that: no brain for the worms to infest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shinta|hikari View Post
    Cause they can't (exercise). Some people just don't have the willpower to actually exert effort. I almost can't blame them, since it seems like a hereditary disability for most, like being born blind or something.
    Yup, many disorders drain you willpower/energy.
    I have one, I know what it is like and it's very difficult to fight.

    But no way I would willfully have a tapeworm.

    All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening. And then: Golf.

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    Neg repped. Apparently my cocaine joke was too high brow.

    Most of the time I have contempt for how sensationalist talk shows are, but I think this episode hit the mark on how disgusting some fad diets can be. And how stupid some people can be. I seriously wanted to throw up at some parts of this lol.

    I also doubt those girls have a willpower/energy disorder, they freely admit they love eating.

    What they don't seem to understand is they'll just gain the weight right back when they get rid of the worm (Unless it kills them first). But if they exercise, their metabolism will increase... *gripe*
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    Quote Originally Posted by David75 View Post
    Yup, many disorders drain you willpower/energy.
    I have one, I know what it is like and it's very difficult to fight.
    Either those and many other girls have a common mental disorder which disallows them to exert physical effort, or they are completely lazy morons duped by images in popular media and living in a society that expects instant gratification.

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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    I'm surprised people actually took my comment as an actual disorder.

    I was basically saying that they were born lazy bums, and will probably die that way.
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    BTW, I classify people who absorbs their food really well as an evolved being. If you can eat a small portion and then absorb,metabolize it at 100% efficiency, you can save a lot of food. I just want to say these people are amazing biological samples but at the same time technically a subset of defective samples.

    I contest that, the Matrix, uses these biological samples as the battery cells. Really, you dont have to move if you dont wanna, just dont take the red pill.
    Last edited by depthcharge; Mon, 08-02-2010 at 01:01 PM. Reason: No, I am not the Matrix

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    http://www.abyssandapex.com/200710-wikihistory.html

    Short story in the form of a thread in a forum for time travelers. New members keep killing Hitler, to the chagrin of moderator SilverFox316.

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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    12/02/2104
    At 10:52:53, LadyJustice wrote:
    AsianAvenger?

    At 11:41:40, SilverFox316 wrote:
    AsianAvenger, we need your report, buddy.

    At 17:15:32, SilverFox316 wrote:
    Okay, apparently AsianAvenger was descended from Hong Xiuquan. Any volunteers to go back and stop him from negating his own existence?

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    At 09:14:44, SilverFox316 wrote:
    Anyone?
    That was pretty funny.
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    At 08.09.33 Depthcharge wrote:
    Mission accomplished on first time travel back to 1900 Germany to pass Hitler documents on nuclear technology. Thus allowing nuclear apocalypse wiping out half of humanity and creating long lasting peace, population control, resource management.

    At 08.09.34 Silverfox007 wrote:
    Back from 1900 Germany; blinded Depthcharge before he could pull his little stunt. Swapped the nuclear tech docs for some Playboy magazine, please read IATT Bulletin 1199 regarding the transfer of life altering technology to Hitler before your next excursion. Failure to do so may result in your expulsion per Bylaw 223.

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    People are responding to this article quite seriously...

    I feel like a female version of Ani wrote this...
    Last edited by Sapphire; Tue, 08-10-2010 at 09:33 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapphire View Post
    People are responding to this article quite seriously...

    I feel like a female version of Ani wrote this
    ...
    lulz. That's so true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapphire View Post
    People are responding to this article quite seriously...

    I feel like a female version of Ani wrote this...
    You're black and I'd date you. (I didn't read the article).

    edit: Ok, I read the article and now I'm a little offended that you compared me to the chick who wrote that article. Just for starters, I do not approve of interracial relationships even just for sex. The only exception is when it's me and any female I want to be with.
    Last edited by Animeniax; Tue, 08-10-2010 at 02:21 PM.


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    I'm going to post there. The bitch's spouting idiotic shit but she's killin' them! I want to see more!!

    Now... we can click as warriors... button to button, it is the basis of all internet.
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    http://gawker.com/5614579/how-to-mak...yline=true&s=i

    Justin Beiber sounds amazing slowed down 800 percent.

    It's really soothing. I haven't heard the original and won't listen to it for comparison so I can say in honesty that I have never heard anything by Justin Beiber.

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapphire View Post
    People are responding to this article quite seriously...

    I feel like a female version of Ani wrote this...
    Oh god, the lulz! THE LULZ! This was done as a joke. A very,very funny joke.
    "You are not free whose liberty is won by the rigour of other, more righteous souls. Your are merely protected. Your freedom is parasitic, you suck the honourable man dry and offer nothing in return. You who have enjoyed freedom, who have done nothing to earn it, your time has come. This time you will stand alone and fight for yourselves. Now you will pay for your freedom in the currency of honest toil and human blood."

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