Queen's Blade - Rurō no Senshi

[Ryllharu]

I still don't know how you people managed to keep watching this after a girl peed herself and a boob was slashed in half in the first 5 minutes of the very first episode

a) shear determination.
b) The art is pretty good (eps 9 notwithstanding). The eyes in particular.
c) Shizuka (the ninja) and Claudette (lightning superpowers)
d) I like most of the VAs in the series.
e) I got through three seasons of Ikkitousen and at least half of the first season of Fighting Beauty Wulong, this is nothing.

But mostly (a) and (c). Shizuka is voiced by Hitomi Nabatame and she is a kickass ninja, while Claudette is voiced by Atsuko Tanaka and despite her amazing supernatural powers, she has a huge inferiority complex about her nearly incompetent (totally incompetent until this episode) younger sister.

EDIT: Like BoC said, we're not here for the plot.

[Buffalobiian]

Pretty much what Ryll said, except I'm not much of a Claudette fan. Shizuka, Echidna, Tomoe, Catgirl-sister (in that order) make this show for me.

I guess Nanael would fit in there somewhere too, but she's annoying sometimes.

The first episode actually made this show out to be worse than it ends up being. Nothing much has really "improved" save for may some plot, but it's not ridiculous like the first ep.

Boob cannon never made another appearance, and they only peed twice after that.

[Archangel]

Boob cannon never made another appearance, and they only peed twice after that.

Oh, is that all? Ok then

See, this is what i'm talking about. This show messes with your heads, you're starting to think that peeing yourself is public is acceptable

[Buffalobiian]

Oh, is that all? Ok then

See, this is what i'm talking about. This show messes with your heads, you're starting to think that peeing yourself is public is acceptable

In that case be prepared to start going commando and smothering your children with breasts.

[Marik]

In that case be prepared to start going commando and smothering your children with breasts.

Lol man, that scene made me laugh when I saw it earlier today. I was sitting there like, what the hell are they thinking.

[NeoCybercoin]

Yeah I laughed my ass off too when I saw that XD

My main reason for watching is..Echidna....and Shizuka as a close second.
I still don't think Reina can win without some sort of miracle.

[Buffalobiian]

I still don't think Reina can win without some sort of miracle.

I think that after all this time it's revealed she's really a genius is a miracle in its own right.

Anyway, why is that goo limited to training? They should lather it on every soldier from head to toe. Beats armour any day.

[Archangel]

Is that actually an attack? Smothering by breasts???

[Buffalobiian]

Nah, it's not an attack. They're just too F'king big. Kid doesn't seem to mind though.

[Yukimura]

That particular training from hell was hilarious in its over the top craziness. I especially liked how the goop seems like might have had the same effect if they'd just coated their weapons with it it rather than themselves but coating themselves with it made for more ecchi fun. Despite the absurdity Reina leveling up can only make things more entertaining from my perspective. Watching her get knocked around like a ragdoll and raped over and over was starting to wear thin even for me. Hopefully now she'll be able to put up a better fight before getting knocked around and maybe she'll earn enough respect to not get raped afterwards.

[Board of Command]

Nah, it's not an attack. They're just too F'king big. Kid doesn't seem to mind though.

Imagine when she gets old and those start sagging. Goddamn.

[Archangel]

Imagine when she gets old and those start sagging. Goddamn.

Imagine when he gets old and he starts enjoying them. Goddamm.

[Board of Command]

Imagine when he gets old and he starts enjoying them. Goddamm.

Nobody likes saggy. Not even in Queen's Blade.

[Buffalobiian]

Nobody likes saggy. Not even in Queen's Blade.

Anyone wanna guess why her husband left?

[NeoCybercoin]

Anyone wanna guess why her husband left?

He didn't want to get smothered in his sleep or he got tired of having to be forced to sleep in another bed because she takes up all of the space?

[Buffalobiian]

He didn't want to get smothered in his sleep or he got tired of having to be forced to sleep in another bed because she takes up all of the space?

Nope. He's a loving husband. He left town in search of a way to cure
his dearest's disorder. <---WARNING: NOT work/child safe.

[Penner]

"She and her husband finally decided it might just be prudent to pay a visit to the hospital"

Nooo, really? idiots ;P

Also, gross.

[Archangel]

Nope. He's a loving husband. He left town in search of a way to cure
his dearest's disorder. <---WARNING: NOT work/child safe.

Argh Bill what da fuck ???!

Poor woman ...

[Board of Command]

Nope. He's a loving husband. He left town in search of a way to cure
his dearest's disorder. <---WARNING: NOT work/child safe.

WHAT
THE
FUCK

[NeoCybercoin]

Not work/child safe...hell even we werent safe from that DX