Have you ever felt like you were in love with a celebrity?

[Death BOO Z]

Yes, it is Ariel the little mermaid, not Ariel Sharon.

why not?


I was kinda crazy about Avril Lavigne a few years back, but then she betrayed my trust and got married to some jerk. (what we had between us was beautiful, you know? why did you that to me?!)

sure, I've never met her in person, and I've only heard a few interviews with her. But she's amazingly pretty, has a lovely voice, and looks like a really fun person to be with.


Archie: actually, it's the other way around. we're sorry to tell you this, but if you take gotwoot serious, it's already too late. go see a doctor about that tumor.

[The Heretic Azazel]

I would like to lock Avril in my closet for about a month and feed her nothing but cherry stems and semen.

I had a big childhood crush on Sandra Bullock though. She was always my favorite.