I was going to convert one of our older servers at work to a virtual machine, but the disk size was over 60gb. So i went in there and did a search for anything larger than 1mb to see what was taking up all the space.
Among these files, what do i find?! PORN!
6 year old porn to be exact, file date says created in 2002. This is a Domain controller / DHCP / DNS Server... and its got all sorts of random MP3's and porn on it. interesting.
Hahahahahahaha
I bet it's also full of 6 year old spyware xD
Why am I not surprised?
I bet the IT security dude at our company has his servers full of porn as well...
Umm... So, where's the link to where we can download this vintage porn?
Formerly known as 'Animemaster'
4072 posts? what the hell?
Yea, I know....he's quite the stealthy poster.Originally Posted by RyougaZell
Fixed
By any chance, is it gay porn?
If it's not Isuzu-chan Mii~
You sound a bit too interested!
I think I know precisely what I mean
when I say it's a schpadoinkle day
Oh, I'm simply curious, I swear!
If it's not Isuzu-chan Mii~
Have you read his custom title?You sound a bit too interested!
Actually I was one of the original members when the boards first started several years ago.Fixed
I used to be pretty active all over the forums but mostly in the naruto manga, anime and fanart section. Back then I had the user name "animemaster" (Older members might quicker recognize me by that tag).
Formerly known as 'Animemaster'
Ryouga fears that which he does not know. Long division gives him cold sweats.
“For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?”
http://www.halolz.com/2008/11/02/oba...verick-hunter/
Damn the link is down.
It's a picture of megaman with obama's face. The original maverick hunter!
What does that have to do with finding porn on a company server? There's two other threads for the presidential election topic, go troll in one of those.
I knew a sysadmin who rented out bandwidth to another company on a T1 line that was leased to his company. The main company got frustrated with how slow the network ran, then they found out why. He didn't even lose his job over it, that's how important he was to the company's network administration. What a badass.
“For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?”
I knew a guy that sold our company's address database gui. He is currently sitting at jail. The police entered the building and took hi away.
What's a address database gui.? Is he awaiting trial ? Were you an accomplice?
Of course he is, he's posting from the prison in prison break... Geez
Regarding porn from 6 years ago, 60Gb is a huge volume, because pics and vids were lighter than nowadays...
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening. And then: Golf.
GUI
Graphic User Interface
Address Database...
All the maps of every city in our country... or rather... those we give service to.
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