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    Would you rather...

    Would you rather be super-intelligent but frail like Stephen Hawking or have the body of a pro athlete and have an IQ of 70?


    “For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?”

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    Well since I already fall into the first category, I would of course take the latter. On second thought I'd rather have a brain, at least then I can have decent conversations with people and the body isn't going to be any good to me if I don't know how to do anything with it.
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    Would you rather eat half of a slightly moldy dollar bill or lick a subway pole in the sweltering hot summer vigorously for 1.5 seconds?
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    Eat the slightly moldy dollar and maybe get a stomachache. Lick that pole and you might get AIDs.
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    “For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?”

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    How about sticking the moldy dollar to the subway pole, and licking that?

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    Well, i would choose intellect over stupidity and strength, because i hate stupidity irl. Also when you are intelligent you can manipulate strong and stupid guys to do the job for you.
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    What's up, doc? Animeniax's Avatar
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    Yes, but look how happy big dumb pro athletes are, and how unhappy brilliant weaklings like some of us are.

    Would you rather not get in a flame war with Abdula or Mizuchi?
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    “For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax
    Yes, but look how happy big dumb pro athletes are, and how unhappy brilliant weaklings like some of us are.

    Would you rather not get in a flame war with Abdula or Mizuchi?
    Would you really call getting into a flame war of any kind brilliant though?

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    Especially a flame war involving Mizuchi. That's like listening to a retard with a lisp talk about how he's gonna put it in your butt.

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    Damn it, Animus its a shame I can't give you a pos rep for that post.
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    Is it because you don't love me?

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    No its because I already pos repped you somewhere else
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    Oh, how sweet

    Back on topic with a new question: Would you rather get a paper cut in your webbings (the little flabby skin in between your fingers), or a sharp punch to the kidney?

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    I'd take the papercut. While it stings forever, it'll eventually fade away, whereas the kidney punch has a risk of some serious internal injury. I can deal with a sting, but I don't feel like dealing with possible fatality.

    Would you rather take a gunshot for a friend, or be the one who shoots him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Dragon
    Would you really call getting into a flame war of any kind brilliant though?
    The flame war part was a new "would you rather" question, separate from the original dumb/strong or smart/weak question.

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    Damn it, Animus its a shame I can't give you a pos rep for that post.
    This isn't the flame pit, please keep this thread clean.

    Quote Originally Posted by python
    Would you rather take a gunshot for a friend, or be the one who shoots him?
    I've never been shot but I imagine it's painful as all get out, so I'd rather shoot him. At least then I'd know for sure that the remorse was genuine towards the victim.

    Would you rather be a 40-year old virgin or a 20 year old with several incurable STDs?


    “For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?”

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    40 year old virgin. You can do still get a life. If not, you can still do something with your life. Like be a monk. I'd think STDs are nasty.

    Would you rather have anal sex with a man or screw your mum? (I don't know where I got this from...might be from this very forum )

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    What's up, doc? Animeniax's Avatar
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    Depends, would you be the giver or the taker in the man-man love scenario? If I was the giver, I'd take that over the mom thing. Otherwise I would shoot myself in the head and be done with it.

    Would you rather be falsely accused of murder or falsely accused of being gay?


    “For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?”

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    What the heck, I made this thread like 2 or 3 years ago... hehe.

    I would rather be accused of being gay cause I have a girlfriend and the consequences of being accused of murder is far worse.

    Would you rather get stuck in an elevator for 24 hrs with diarrhea or be stuck on a stranded island for a week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aclypze
    I would rather be accused of being gay cause I have a girlfriend and the consequences of being accused of murder is far worse.
    Yeah but if you're innocent of murder you'll most likely be acquitted at trial. It would be ok as long as they released you on bail. Serving time while awaiting trial would suck.

    Getting accused of being gay would suck worse because people would always have that question in their mind about you. Sham marriages/girlfriends only hint that you're living a lie.

    Would you rather get stuck in an elevator for 24 hrs with diarrhea or be stuck on a stranded island for a week.
    Too easy, I would rather be stranded on the island. It would be a cool test of my non-existant survival skills. As long as I could find potable water, I could survive a week on berries and hopefully fish and maybe boar, and sleep under some branches from a tree.

    Having diarrhea even for 30 minutes is terrible. If you had it for 24 hours, all you'd have to do is get sleepy and you'd wake to find yourself sitting in poo.

    I don't want to answer all of these scenarios myself, so everyone feel free to respond multiple times to the same question.


    “For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax
    Yeah but if you're innocent of murder you'll most likely be acquitted at trial.
    You must think that if someone's innocent they have nothing to worry about
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