So I've been living in poverty for the past week or so, eating only rice and a special tomato sauce I make. On top of that, to save money, I walked home from 86th St to 14th St. It took a full 2 hours and I was running on a rice cake and an apple. I went to a delicious Japanese hole-in-the-wall called Otafuku and had a Yakisoba/Okonomiyaki combo with 6 pieces of Takoyaki, both covered in fish trimmings. I knew it wouldn't sustain me for long, but at that point I was exhausted and lying in bed and dreaded the thought of even going outside to a Halal cart (which there are 4 literally outside my door).
I let the hunger go to an unbearable max and decided to buy some Insomnia cookies. Insomnia cookies is a place around NYU that delivers cookies to all the dorms until late night. They're so good, they melt in your mouth and in your hand and just mmmmmm.
I look at the menu. The prices are almost too good to be true. The deals are too enticing. I end up going with the 18 cookies for $17 deal called Major Rager. I call up, 'cuz smores aren't on the online menu, and the guy says to pick "peanut butter" cookies and put that I want to switch it out with Smores in the comment section.
I get startled by a call that they're at my door like 4 minutes later. The guy sees me and hands me the box of cookies. It's.... MUCH heavier than I expected. I am too hungry to even wait until I'm upstairs and I open the box on the way to the elevator and HOLY SHIT WHAT HAVE I DONE
Above is a picture of OMG all the cookies I got in an irrational haze of hungry hungryness, minus the two cookies I immediately shoved down my throat on the way to my room. I looked on top of the box and there's a quickly written note, "Smores not included in Major Rager. Lucky you, this time." So I got all the cookies PLUS SIX EXTRA peanut butter cookies which I can't even eat because I'm allergic to them. @____@ which is basically a crapload of cookies.
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