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Thread: Phelps is proving what I already knew. He is a tall, albeit athletic, douchebag

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    Awesome he refused to sing the national anthem.

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    Awesome user with default custom title XanBcoo's Avatar
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    You thought Michael Phelps would be free from any criticism??

    Think again faggots!

    I'll be happy when all this sensationalist crap about Phelps dies out. At the very least, the attacks on the next figure in the spotlight won't seem so ridiculous.

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    Eh, whatever pays the bills.
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    What the fuck...it's hard to knock a guy for accomplishing what's never been done before but I suppose people can certainly try. Not singing the national anthem? Cry me a river, who gives a fuck? That author is probably adamant that the medals Phelps won belong to America and not him and they should be on display in an exhibit instead of in Phelps's house.

    Also why do people care when he signs with a cereal brand that might not be the healthiest..? The man has a 12000 calorie per day diet, I think it's possible he eats Frosted Flakes instead of Cheerios. That's like dissing Dwayne Wade for having a contract with Converse even though an analyst can come out and say "Converses certainly don't give the most advantage in playing basketball. HE'S MISLEADING THE YOUTH OF AMERICA!!" Or even Derek Jeter owning a Ford Edge. Yeah, I'm sure he has a bunch that Ford gave him but I doubt he drives any of them around.

    Furthermore the judges at these Olympics certainly haven't been favoring Americans, I doubt they all unanimously decided to make Phelps the winner when he wasn't. Besides, the man has ADHD, maybe he couldn't sing the national anthem? Ever think of that? (totally kidding here)


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    Any kid who's dumb enough to eat Frosted Flakes because Phelps is on the box deserves to be fat. Survival of the fittest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carnage
    Any kid who's dumb enough to eat Frosted Flakes because Phelps is on the box deserves to be fat. Survival of the fittest.
    D: I love Frosted Flakes. The sugary goodness is so.. good!

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    It's better to sprinkle sugar on your Corn Flakes anyway, I'm sick of people with Frosted Flake breath walking around. It's like they bake that crap on.
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    Wow this guy just can't win. People can't even let him stay on top for a couple weeks without trying to knock him off the mountain. They gave a rundown of his daily diet on one of the NBC broadcasts and it consists of something like 10 energy drinks a day and a lot of junk food to provide the calories he needs for training.

    If kids see him on a cereal box and think that eating that particular cereal will make them lean and fit like the guy on the box, they deserve being treated like the chunky little dough-boys they are.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax
    Wow this guy just can't win. People can't even let him stay on top for a couple weeks without trying to knock him off the mountain. They gave a rundown of his daily diet on one of the NBC broadcasts and it consists of something like 10 energy drinks a day and a lot of junk food to provide the calories he needs for training.

    If kids see him on a cereal box and think that eating that particular cereal will make them lean and fit like the guy on the box, they deserve being treated like the chunky little dough-boys they are.
    Seriously. The great thing about the mountain he climbed though, is that it's going to take a lot of comparatively puny people a very long time to knock down the behemoth who climbed it. He's likely to climb down it himself first without even noticing them. And about the frosted flakes making kids fat...there's a LOT of things that make kids fat, frosted flakes being low on the list of contributing factors, and irresponsible parents being number 1 on that list. Lets blame Phelps why don't we.

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