Quote Originally Posted by David75 View Post
You have reached a CIA lab, terminate this phone call or you'll be terminated in the next 48 hours

I guess you should have played with her a little, telling her you're under linux and use false program names...

Like:
OpenOffice is the best firewall/ativirus protection there is (do not laugh, one of our ministers here in France thought OpenOffice is a firewall... and she was in charge of internet regulations...)
She was so persistent, I'm sure she'll call back. If I have time, I'll give that a try - and if I'm MIA after 44hrs, you'll know why.