Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax
Yeah, you'd better heed Assassin's warning before you end up like him and "before you damage your brain cells are too badly damaged". His ESL teacher should hang her head in shame.

Well that sux that your buddies took advantage of you while you were stoned off your ass. At least your car insurance will be cheaper once your current policy expires.
Its not like I was so high I didn't know what was going on around me, I was just drifting along the creek in my floaty while my car sat on a hill out of my sight. He stole a check I have to cancel too, I hope he wasn't smart enough to write my account number down

I also used a rope swing to get in the water and tore my big toenail off. Jesus.