What made you smile today?

[Assertn]

Wow that's a bit of the high life, Assertn. Hope you have a good time. Maybe take some pictures and post them here.

To keep in character: it sucks that a punk like Chris Brown has any kind of success or fanbase considering what a p.o.s. he is, and that's not just the woman-beater part. If it were my company, I would refuse his business. If I had any haxxing skills, I would d.o.s. his site and then egg his house.

So, verdict from tonight:
- Date was dumb as bricks. Declined going into her house after the party.
- Showing up late to a red carpet event means waiting 2 hours to be able to park your car.
- Apparently Rihanna showed up and was making out with Chris, so that's news, I think?
- Fucking LA parking cops are opportunists.

Oh and here's some pics: