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    Quote Originally Posted by Death BOO Z View Post
    Israel. the week starts on sunday and ends on friday (Saturday, Sabbath, being the 'free day').
    We get two days off here in the US, and even on days when we are working, most people aren't working very hard. People still complain that Americans are over-worked.


    For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?

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    I caught a fly with my eyelashes, and thought it was pretty cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockmanj View Post
    I caught a fly with my eyelashes, and thought it was pretty cool.
    LOL. Venus fly-trap eyelashes.

    If it's not Isuzu-chan Mii~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffalobiian View Post
    LOL. Venus fly-trap eyelashes.
    It was total Aeon Flux badassery.

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    Did anyone see tonight's episode of the Simpsons? They had Katy Perry on in a skimpy outfit in a sort of "funk you" to Sesame Street for not airing her visit with Elmo on that show because people complained her outfit was too skimpy (it was a figure skating style outfit).

    At the end of the show, Moe tries to kiss her but she's too tall, so he says he'll just kiss her belly button. She mentions that the place he's kissing isn't her belly button... (he's still too short so he's kissing her crotch).



    For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?

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    Having a cute optometrist check me out for 20mins.

    If it's not Isuzu-chan Mii~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffalobiian View Post
    Having a cute optometrist check me out for 20mins.
    "No, miss, I don't see the chart at all because I can't take my eyes off you!"

    Maybe I should change the store the next time I need new glasses because my vision was examined by an at least 50 years old man...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kraco View Post
    Maybe I should change the store the next time I need new glasses because my vision was examined by an at least 50 years old man...
    Hoho, that was the case for this one store I visited for my previous pairs of glasses.

    I couldn't find a nice looking pair there this time so I tried another one in the shopping complex.

    Guess nice looking glasses weren't the only thing I found.

    If it's not Isuzu-chan Mii~

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    One of my students told me that they loved me .

    And not in a creepy "Don't Stand so Close to me" way. Just sort of "I love you mister! You are so cool!"

    Sort of makes it worth dealing with all the shit head kids who don't want to be there.

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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    Quote Originally Posted by XanBcoo View Post
    One of my students told me that they loved me .

    And not in a creepy "Don't Stand so Close to me" way. Just sort of "I love you mister! You are so cool!"

    Sort of makes it worth dealing with all the shit head kids who don't want to be there.
    http://pedoteacher.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archangel View Post
    They love Xan, not the other way around.

    If it's not Isuzu-chan Mii~

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    So, are women pedophiles just terrible at keeping secrets or is that site biased? That's a ridiculous majority.

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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    Being even moderately good-looking and increasingly more muscular is trumping whatever social awkwardness I might experience in my life.

    The super hippie-dippie art teacher at my school (who is ridiculously hot) asked me out this weekend. She just walks up to me and slips me her number. Never had that happen :')

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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    Look at Mr. smooth. I didn't even know people slipped numbers anymore. Anyway, hope it goes well!

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    She's into crystals and wind chimes and cleansing her chakras and goofy shit like that.

    But she's a cool lady. So y'know, cautious optimism.

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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    I guess you'd have Naruto as common ground then

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    Quote Originally Posted by XanBcoo View Post
    She's into crystals and wind chimes and cleansing her chakras and goofy shit like that.

    But she's a cool lady. So y'know, cautious optimism.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBfAO...lated#t=02m02s

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    I just discovered that I'm comfortable with writing a cursive "s" in running writing now. I used to always use a "normal S" in my writing because I thought it the other one looked weird and unnatural. It's always slowed down my writing somewhat.

    Oh, and listening to new headphones and soundcard, and the thought of unboxing a new figure later next week makes me smile.

    If it's not Isuzu-chan Mii~

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    Getting to come home and have a shower today, was seriously the best shower I've ever had. Washing away all the quite literal blood, sweat and tears of my time in the hospital following my appendix exploding on Wednesday. It is so good to be home, and rid of that treacherous appendix that tried to kill me. Also, I love the Canadian health care system. Love love love love. The hospital staff was so amazing and considerate, and all I have to pay for at the end of this is my medication (which my university will pay for through my uni health plan).

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    Sound like you've had a rough couple days, glad to hear that you are ok. One of my friend had the same thing happened to her a few months ago and was in bad shape.

    I've always been fond of the Canadian health care system. It's very comforting to know that you won't be in debt if you do manage to survive whatever life threatening situation you're in.

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