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    Bought a netbook

    "Our hearts are full of memories but not all of them reflect the truth. The heart isn't a recording device. Even important memories change with time. They warp or fade, leaving us with but a shadow of what we hoped to remember." 天の道を行き、全てを司る。これは僕の世界。

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psyke View Post
    Bought a netbook

    How are you liking it?

    Netbooks are a "make or break". Some people love the convenience, while others groan at the performance cut.

    I belong to the "break" category.

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    It's s....l....o.....w. But being able to surf/type in the car makes up for it.
    "Our hearts are full of memories but not all of them reflect the truth. The heart isn't a recording device. Even important memories change with time. They warp or fade, leaving us with but a shadow of what we hoped to remember." 天の道を行き、全てを司る。これは僕の世界。

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    What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable?




































































































    The wheelchair.

    That made me smile today.
    "They call it 'The American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it" - George Carlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Heretic Azazel View Post
    What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable?

    The wheelchair.

    That made me smile today.
    Did you mean eating or being a vegetable? I don't get it.


    For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?

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    Both....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax View Post
    Did you mean eating or being a vegetable? I don't get it.
    "Vegetable" is interchangeable with "vegetative person", and read that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffalobiian View Post
    "Vegetable" is interchangeable with "vegetative person", and read that way.
    Yeah but he said "eating a vegetable". So it seems he meant he had oral sex with a comatose person who is in a wheelchair?


    For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?

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    The imagery is of someone cannibalizing a vegetative person, but the wheelchair gets in the way...

    God it's not even funny anymore. You're making me frown today, Ani.
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    Do vegetative people usually sit in a wheelchair? I'd imagine they spent much more time laying in bed.


    For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?

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    It was a fine joke to begin with but Ani not getting it made it even funnier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kraco View Post
    It was a fine joke to begin with but Ani not getting it made it even funnier.
    I don't think abuse of comatose patients is anything to joke about or laugh at. I remember the scene from Kill Bill. Somethings should not be joked about or treated in a trivial manner.


    For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?

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    I don't remember cannibalism from either Kill Bills, but it has been a long while since I watched them, I admit. But then again, if somebody is about to get eaten, I'd say the victim being unconscious is more humane.

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    No cannibalism, but Uma's character's comatose body is abused by orderlies.


    For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax View Post
    I don't think abuse of comatose patients is anything to joke about or laugh at. I remember the scene from Kill Bill. Somethings should not be joked about or treated in a trivial manner.
    You're in America, it's practically par for the course to make fun of different/unfortunate people here.

    Beyond that I think humor is a great way to remind us we're all really the same. Being able to laugh at yourself is especially important.
    "They call it 'The American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it" - George Carlin

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    Windows PC? Maybe I can finally have a look at what these famous or infamous FF's are all about.

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    That won't do you any good, FF11 and FF14 are MMO's, they don't represent what FF is all about at all ;P.
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    missing a day of work over the weekend, thinking I was fired. Went into work today, everything is good, I still have a job, and was scheduled to have today off anyway. (phone died last weekend, so no contact) almost got into an accident this morning cause I was so stressed about losing it, but all is good, and now I can relax at home and watch some shows

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    I like your name, horse.

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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