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    Movie: Teeth

    http://www.apple.com/trailers/indepe...teeth/trailer/

    It's about a girl who's vagina has teeth and it bites off other men's penis'.

    Yeah... Supposedly a horror flick, but I find it to be some psychotic/sadistic fetish crap.

    Not a movie I'd want to see, but I thought I'd share it with you all if you haven't seen the trailer or heard of it.

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    I saw the trailer a couple of weeks ago... found it interesting. The killer pussy.

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    Relevant webcomic, first thing I thought of when I read the description.

    http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF051-Zarflax.jpg

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    LMFAO, thats nothing short of freaking hilarious.

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    wow...seriously, just wow. wtf were they smoking? and it won sundance? seriously? i can see it happening it it was a dry comedy. but its seems like a very serious horror film.......horror porn. now i've seen everything.

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    I don't know how anyone could possibly take this seriously. This is too funny.The vagina....WITH TEETH. They must really be running out of ideas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carnage
    They must really be running out of ideas.
    It's not an original idea. They based it on the Dentata Myth.

    That isn't to say it's not a really weird idea for a movie. It seems like one of those movies that have a really unique premise but don't deliver anything else and have a thrown-together plot (like Bruce Almighty). But if it won Sundance, maybe there's some actual substance to it .

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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    So her Vagina is like a super power?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow Skill
    So her Vagina is like a super power?
    No it's like a freakish monster.

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    it has a mind of its own...and its on the hunt.

    ....according to the music anyway

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    It's hungry for some meat.

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    ...this is ridiculous.

    But you gotta admit, it's every man's worst nightmare. A Vagina with teeth.

    I wanna see it.

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    Will it be NC-17 or what? How can they get away with showing private parts, especially in such a prominent role?


    For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?

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    I'm curious as well...I read a bit on wikipedia. It received average from critics.

    50-something out of 100.

    *is too lazy to check wikipedia again*

    @_@

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    I found out it's a comedy, so no frontal nudity, probably. It's also rated R, not NC-17, so nothing too graphic, except it was made by an independent studio, and they tend to test the boundaries of good taste and the rules. The lead character is kinda cute. Everywhere I've read, reviews say it was hilariously absurd.


    For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?

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