Smurfs

[David75]

Doesn't your last line prove me right?

Well not really, since it was serialized in French but in a Belgian mag (sorry for lack of precision in my previous message.)

So basically, French was only the language, not the nation providing the world with smurf stories. Belgians are the one you should hate for it
And the USA are responsible for making the smurfs a weapon of mass destruction through Hanna Barbera

[Abdula]

Well not really, since it was serialized in French but in a Belgian mag (sorry for lack of precision in my previous message.)

So basically, French was only the language, not the nation providing the world with smurf stories. Belgians are the one you should hate for it
And the USA are responsible for making the smurfs a weapon of mass destruction through Hanna Barbera

Isn't that what the USA always does? I can think of numerous examples.

[Danad_corps]

wow... I feel like im watching that scene in Donny Darko as Im reading these posts. I personally didn't watch the smurfs. They were a wee bit strange for me. Not only that, but it wasn't very funny and smurfette wasn't hot enough to hold my attention

[Archangel]

This thread deserves to be revived, lets continue discussing those adorable blue bastards.

[Uchiha Barles]

Wow, you all suck big time. The smurfs ruled. Little blue mushroom men living in mushroom houses having a gay old time (as in clean, happy, asexual fun). Every day was a party. You know, until some crap came up, which was every week. If the show was still on, I'd watch it. It was actually filled with some rather good fantasy elements. The show occasionally featured an elven/fairy people and magic ran rampant. In fact, I'm now on a mission to get the entire series on DVD. Party poopers.

edit: "smurf" as a verb is the same as "fuck" as a verb, but with the polar opposite meaning in every case. As an adjective and an adverb, it lends a less vulgar connotation "I smurfed her in the smurfing parking lot." means "I helped her in the magical parking lot" because "to help" and "to fuck" are polar opposites. You might think "not fuck" is the polar opposite, but it's not, contrary to popular belief. Check http://www.merriam-webster.com/ for further details.

[Archangel]

Asexual way? I remember clearly of one episode when some bad guy created a girl smurf and those horny blue bastards were all over her.

[Animeniax]

Yeah that was Gargamel who created Smurfette to seduce the smurfs, but she switched sides and joined them instead (typical female). I always hated Gargamel's cat, the Heretic Azrael.

[David75]

Yeah that was Gargamel who created Smurfette to seduce the smurfs, but she switched sides and joined them instead (typical female). I always hated Gargamel's cat, the Heretic Azrael.

Remember the smurfette was darkhaired when she was evil, and turned blond when she switeched side and became a good girl.
Usual stereotype: black hair girl=bad blond hair girl=good.

[Archangel]

Lol only on cartoons, most of the bitches in the world are blonds ( most of them fake blonds but still... )

[Animeniax]

Remember the smurfette was darkhaired when she was evil, and turned blond when she switeched side and became a good girl.
Usual stereotype: black hair girl=bad blond hair girl=good.

I was thinking the exact same thing when I posted. I've always preferred dark haired women myself, but blonds do have a certain throw-away appeal to them.

Honestly I think Smurfette and the smurfs' reaction to her was the wrong message for children. That's why we have Britney Spears and Paris Hilton today.

Lol only on cartoons, most of the bitches in the world are blonds

That's a pretty unfair (and probably untrue) stereotype.

[Jaitne]

There was a black smurf D:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Schtroumpfs_noirs

[ChaosK]

"In a little mushroom village live the Smurfs, diminutive blue-skinned humanoid creatures. One day, one of them gets stung by a black fly that turns his skin jet black, drives him insane and reduces his vocabulary to the single word "gnap!". He bounces around and bites other Smurfs on their tail, which turns them into black Smurfs as well. Soon, almost everyone in the village has become a black Smurf, and Papa Smurf, the leader, tries to find a cure and cease the tail-biting black epidemic."

No hidden meaning here at all...

[Abdula]

Freaking racists

[Jaitne]

Well, they were communist. Everyone had their place and did their job. They were named after what they were supposed to do, and it all went directly towards the village.