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    Smurfs

    What are they really?

    I mean.. if you think about it, Smurfs must reproduce by budding or fision. They were an all male race, and the one girl was made by the guy that wanted them all dead.. So.. if thye're not reproducing that way, they must be like insects, with one queen.

    What does "I smurfed her" mean?

    And are the smurfs communists? They wear all white, and the leader wears red. The only smurf that thinks differently is shunned and hated by most of the others because he's not conforming.

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    Gargamell should've just exploited the Smurfs as labor to mine gold, instead of trying to dabble in alchemy.

    EDIT to below: My point exactly.
    Last edited by bagandscalpel; Sat, 10-27-2007 at 01:33 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bagandscalpel
    Gargamell should've just exploited the Smurfs as labor to mine gold, instead of trying to dabble in alchemy.
    I always thought he wanted to make them into gold.. or something.

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    I thought he wanted to eat them.

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    I don't remember much of the Smurfs. Only 2 things I remember are that they're blue, and the theme song.
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    Yeah. I guess if I and Psyke were still 16, we also would remember smurfs a lot better... But now... Well, Psyke said it well enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LAW
    The smurfs are raciest, commonist, chubanist and all bad things about earth.we got it when we were 10, It's not funny anymore.
    that's what my book says, it's all written there, with the spelling errors.

    what I relly want to know is how old is the smurf with the red hat is, and how old is the smurf with the yellow hat. also, thier english names could clear out some years old arguments around here...



    also, I think they should've been a playable race in WoW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaitne
    I always thought he wanted to make them into gold.. or something.
    ITT: We don't know what alchemy means.

    Personally I never liked the Smurfs. I watched a bunch of Hanna Barbera cartoons, but the Smurfs and the Zorks (I think that's what the underwater people were called?) never interested me. I was more creeped out than entertained.

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    Snorkels

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    Quote Originally Posted by RyougaZell
    Snorkels
    WRONG.

    It's Snorks

    SNORKS

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    Quote Originally Posted by bagandscalpel
    WRONG.

    It's Snorks

    SNORKS

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    Sounds like a drug, or something you do with one.

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    Gagamel wanted to eat the Smurfs. And in his attempt he made Smurfet to try and trick the Smurfs into his castle so he could eat them, but the over all goodness of the Smurf's village turned her good as well. Smurfs don't reproducer they just are did you ever see a baby Smurf. No because there never was one. They were made by some kind of magic.... The only thing I never really got was if the dude could make Smurfs why didn't he just make more to eat?

    Edit: Oh yah and I Smurfed her in the Smurfin parking lot.
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    i seem to remember the Smurfs being a "moral" driven show about a variety of classical cliche archetype characters living in a community and some typical maniacal villian out to get them. the show is to capture the interest of children ages 3-10...

    ...or a bunch of goofs on a small anime internet forum...

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    Quote Originally Posted by masamuneehs
    i seem to remember the Smurfs being a "moral" driven show about a variety of classical cliche archetype characters living in a community and some typical maniacal villian out to get them. the show is to capture the interest of children ages 3-10...

    ...or a bunch of goofs on a small anime internet forum...

    +1
    Which makes me wonder what you're doing here?

    I'm here because I have nightmares about asexually reproducing little blue men and Snorks are why I don't go in the water anymore.
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    You will only give birth to little blue men if you choose your future husband from the ranks of gotwooters... Whether it should be called asexual or sexual reproduction is a debatable matter, all things considered.

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    I'd should have rephrased my statement, what I'm afraid of is little blue men, in white trousers with tails who live in mushrooms houses and asexually reproduce. The world must've been a very strange place in the 50's, Smurfs, yet another think we can thank the French for.

    This thread is smurfing smurftastic. Smurf it all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abdula
    I'd should have rephrased my statement, what I'm afraid of is little blue men, in white trousers with tails who live in mushrooms houses and asexually reproduce. The world must've been a very strange place in the 50's, Smurfs, yet another think we can thank the French for.
    Well, the Smurfs debuted in Belgium and their creators are belgian.
    The TV series was produced by Hanna Barbera from the USA.

    So basically, the trauma wasn't caused by the French
    Eventhough Peyo speaks French and the smurfs were first serialised in a french comic magazine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David75
    Well, the Smurfs debuted in Belgium and their creators are belgian.
    The TV series was produced by Hanna Barbera from the USA.

    So basically, the trauma wasn't caused by the French
    Eventhough Peyo speaks French and the smurfs were first serialised in a french comic magazine.
    Doesn't your last line prove me right?
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