I'm going to the university at thursday, but I'll not leave home as it's located in the city next to my little village. I'll be educating myself towards the honorable career of a teacher...

*pause here so everybody can laugh for a while*

Yeah I know it's funny.

Kid: Who's that guy on your shirt?
Me: ...you don't know?
Kid: No.... his haircut is kinda gay and-
Me: IF YOU CALL YZAK GAY AGAIN I SWEAR TO MY HAIR THAT I WILL RAPE YOUR FAMILY AND SAW YOU OPEN WITH A PAIR OF RAZORBLADED MITTENS THAT I FOUND IN THE SAME SWIMMING POOL WHERE I DROWNED YOUR DOG
Kid: ........................

Anyway, I figure "why not". Since I just graduated I'm just gonna try some random education, so chances are I'll quit this uni after a semester or two. Or whenever I find a job or something.

And yes, I'm going to die young and broke.