IRC (now w/ weddings)

[Deadfire]

[04:10] * Richard has joined #gotwoot
[04:11] * Richard slaps Deadfire around a bit with a PeanutButter Sandwitch
[04:12] * Richard has quit IRC (Quit: )
[04:13] <Deadfire> wtf?

...WTF?

[Spiegel]

Heh, Yeah that was funny.

I wonder who that was though.

[kAi]

happened in MT

[12:09] <@Deadfire> kai
[12:10] <@Deadfire> how you doing man?
[12:10] <@Deadfire> you are getting our winter soon :P
[12:10] <~_kAi_> not to bad, you?
[12:10] <~_kAi_> yeah, I know I can feel it coming
[12:10] <~_kAi_> and I don't like it one bit
[12:11] <@Deadfire> you read my more recent thread in GD on GW?
[12:11] <@Deadfire> thats what is happening
[12:11] <masamuneehs> you scared yet?
[12:11] <~_kAi_> military?
[12:11] <@Deadfire> http://forums.gotwoot.net/showthread.php?t=14585
[12:12] <@Deadfire> Masa to be honest more scared of not getting in
[12:12] <@Deadfire> then once I get in how I will survive almost a year and a half of training
[12:13] <masamuneehs> i dunno man, i'd be more worried about my soul
[12:13] <@Deadfire> why my soul Masa
[12:13] <@Deadfire> ?
[12:15] <masamuneehs> well, i'm not a religious man or nothing like that. but something about making my living, potentially at the cost of somebody else's life, it just doesn't sit well with me
[12:15] <masamuneehs> and yeah yeah, you're only developing shit. but look at Nobel...
[12:15] <~_kAi_> I'd kill for a living
[12:15] <~_kAi_> heh
[12:16] <@Deadfire> how ever you are defending the interests of those with out the power to do so for themselves
[12:16] <masamuneehs> ... i'm sorry, but i just don't buy that
[12:16] <masamuneehs> more like, the people with the power to defend their interests use those who can't make their way through life to achieve their goals
[12:16] <@Deadfire> and I don't buy that you aren't a religious man
[12:16] <Whitebeard> I agree with masa here, but Im not going to discourage you. Try your hardest!
[12:17] <@Deadfire> masa I can make myself though life
[12:17] <masamuneehs> i don't mean to discourage. but it's not something i could do. it's a personal threshold thing
[12:17] <@Deadfire> why do you think I've given up my life?
[12:18] <@Deadfire> masa I would like to continue
[12:18] <masamuneehs> i mean, for a few dollars less you could get a job somewhere else, in a sector that has nothing to do with war or that kind of politics
[12:18] * Whitebeard hides in his little corner
[12:19] <@Deadfire> I don't really care for the money realy
[12:19] <masamuneehs> i mean, look at kai
[12:19] <masamuneehs> he's australian, so he has no soul and is disposed to acts of violence to ensure his self-preservation
[12:19] <Whitebeard> fucking kangaroos
[12:19] <masamuneehs> different people, different thresholds
[12:20] <masamuneehs> i just couldn't live with myself if i knew my well-being, money or whatever, came from fucking someone else
[12:20] <~_kAi_> i could fuck women for money
[12:20] <@Deadfire> masa my living is no different from any other goverment worker?
[12:20] <masamuneehs> kai, i'd fuck men for money
[12:21] <~_kAi_> [12:20] <masamuneehs> i just couldn't live with myself if i knew my well-being, money or whatever, came from fucking someone else
[12:21] <masamuneehs> ...
[12:21] <~_kAi_> I thought you were against it
[12:21] <~_kAi_> haha


Maybe masamuneehs should choose a different career path.

[Deadfire]

[09:43] <masamuneehs> next time you're in the us kai, next time
[09:43] <_kAi_> i will never be
[09:43] <_kAi_> hah, laters
[09:43] <masamuneehs> then your ass will forever be deprived of the glorious gift that is my rod

[masamuneehs]

semantics, semantics...

and idle irc threats of assrapege

[Board of Command]

This just in....

joins: Daijing (~polx@gw-35CC5377.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) [27 users]
«Daijing» !rule
«+BroRapist» you forgot the s
«Daijing» !rules
@Deadfire sets mode: +b *!*@gw-35CC5377.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
[%] [Deadfire] banned (Daijing)
Daijing was kicked by @Deadfire (Should have read the topic dumbass)
«+BroRapist» omglawl?

[Spiegel]

Ah yes, Messing with the Nubs again, hmm BoC.

[Assassin]

[14:15] <Assassin> KitKat's off the market Spiegel...go read the relationship thread
[14:16] <masamuneehs> WHAT? Sarah, this is true? you've been taken?
[14:16] <Spiegel-Dads> I am good.... Why would I care if she is off the market... I am a Man Whore
[14:16] * masamuneehs faints
[14:16] * Yukimura faints
[14:16] * st33v gasps
[14:16] <KitKat> I didn't say that

[Assassin]

double post!

[02:59] <Yukimura> ah the things I see when I go browsing for porn star information... " NOT JUST HAIRY GIRL PHOTOS, BUT
[02:59] <Yukimura> VIDEOS AND PHOTOS OF HAIRY GIRLS HAVING SEX!!! "
[02:59] <Yukimura> who could I say no to that?
[02:59] <DS> .............

[joker-kun]

Well this was the happenings of tonight~

[00:15:19] ::: Kick: (@Deadfire) kicks (Assassin) (Deadfire)
[00:15:19] ::: Join: (Assassin) (~al@gw-F1AEB8E6.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) [30 users]
[00:15:22] ‹ Assassin ›
[00:15:25] ‹ @Deadfire › damne it
[00:15:36] ‹ Assassin › i think i'll post a new pic in the pic thread
[00:15:46] ‹ Assassin › haven't posted for a while
[00:15:55] ‹ @Deadfire › [23:14] -ChanServ- Permission denied.
[00:15:58] ‹ @Deadfire › damn it
[00:16:01] ‹ @Deadfire › DO I want so
[00:16:03] ‹ @Deadfire › *sop
[00:16:06] ‹ Assassin › ha!
[00:16:09] ‹ Assassin › hoe!
[00:16:14] ‹ @Deadfire › Paki
[00:16:59] ‹ Assassin › and proud of it!
[00:17:04] ‹ @Deadfire › lies
[00:17:07] ‹ Assassin ›
[00:17:08] ‹ @Deadfire › you hate yourself
[00:17:13] ‹ @Deadfire › so emo
[00:17:22] ‹ Assassin › im like a self hating jew without the jew
[00:18:01] ‹ @Deadfire › Assassin you are the terriost that hates his life so much that he doesn't even want to blow himself up
[00:19:21] ::: Topic: (@Deadfire) sets topic (Welcome to #gotwoot. /say $sqrt(N) | Simple rules: Don't be a dumbass, jackass, assspammer, asshat, asswipe, or any other forms of ass. (That includes you assassin) | DO enjoys boobies | <Deadfire> Assassin you are the terrorist that hates his life so much that he doesn't even want to blow himself up)

About 5 minutes later:

[00:28:02] ‹ @Arcness › http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/4519/eid2k411jx.jpg <--- ASSASSIN!
[00:28:03] ‹ @Arcness › ;p
[00:28:18] ‹ +Joker-kun › ah yes I remember Assasin now
[00:28:54] ‹ Assassin › lol
[00:29:00] ‹ Assassin › thats a few years old
[00:30:42] ‹ @Deadfire › Assassin
[00:30:46] ‹ @Deadfire › you look so emo
[00:30:56] ‹ @Deadfire › so emo in fact
[00:31:03] ‹ @Deadfire › I think you are almost white
[00:33:51] ‹ Assassin › http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/2022/dscf1954fk6.jpg --> my latest
[00:33:58] ‹ Assassin › thats a month or so back
[00:34:07] ‹ @Deadfire › you got whiter!

[23:37] <Spiegel-Dads> http://photos-640.ll.facebook.com/ph...09954_9027.jpg
[23:38] <Deadfire> fucking logging in
[23:38] <Spiegel-Dads> lol
[23:38] <Spiegel-Dads> i am on dialup
[23:38] <Spiegel-Dads> i aint downloading and uploading
[23:38] <Arcness> who's the one on the bottom
[23:39] <Deadfire> I'm sorry Spiegel I'm not logging in to look at pictures of you when I can pull up a google search on redneck and get the same thing.

[23:39] <Deadfire> Man... why am I so insulting tonight
[23:39] <Deadfire> I've like killed Assassins dreams of being brown
[23:40] <Deadfire> z is thinking about killing himself so joker will not be his new dad
[23:40] <Deadfire> Spiegel is trying to get the red off his neck

[Assassin]

[23:52] <Assassin> man, i cant stand that DF kid...what a tool
[23:52] <Assassin> >.> <.<
[23:52] <DF> I'll kill you
[23:52] <NM> lol
[23:52] <DF> oh wait
[23:52] * DF sets mode: -o Assassin
[23:52] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Assassin
[23:52] * Assassin sets mode: -o DF
[23:52] * DF was kicked by Assassin ([autoprotect active])
[23:52] * Joins: DF (~DF@Commie.Bastard.RU)
[23:53] <_kAi_> haha
[23:53] <NM> lol
[23:53] <_kAi_> nice auto protect
[23:53] <Assassin> lol
[23:53] <NM> awesome

[joker-kun]

Hah! It's nice to see Deadfire totally owned.

[Deadfire]

Hah! It's nice to see Deadfire totally owned.

It doesn't happen often, and when it does well... Assassin didn't have a good time on IRC after that.

[joker-kun]

[13:00:16] ‹ Joker-kun › Spiegel get drunk last night?
[13:00:18] ‹ Spiegel-Dads › lol
[13:00:23] ‹ Spiegel-Dads › no i didnt get drunk
[13:00:27] ‹ Joker-kun › oh...
[13:00:34] › Joker-kun feels like the only drunkard >.>
[13:00:40] ‹ Spiegel-Dads › the girls i was with dont drink so i respected that and didnt drink
[13:00:49] ‹ Joker-kun › ah
[13:00:51] ‹ ~DO › Spiegel
[13:00:57] ‹ ~DO › you should respect stfuing

DO and his usual humor.

[Spiegel]

Yes, that is classic DO right there. Got to love IRC.

If you would like to join in our adventures, and are not afraid of a little humor, you can come too. Remember irc.gotwoot.net, #gotwoot.

[darkshadow]

Some random Wilikness.

[ 20:19:55 ] *· · Joins : Wilik|FUCK [~clueless@gw-83552781.satx.res.rr.com] - 26 users
[ 20:20:25 ] *[ Wilik|FUCK ] oh yea
[ 20:20:30 ] *[ Wilik|FUCK ] this was funny as hell
[ 20:20:34 ] *[ Wilik|FUCK ] so I was walking to work right
[ 20:20:38 ] *[ Wilik|FUCK ] from the parking area
[ 20:20:41 ] *[ Wilik|FUCK ] at my old office
[ 20:20:46 ] *[ Wilik|FUCK ] it was like my last day there
[ 20:20:49 ] *[ %z\sleep ] uh huh
[ 20:21:03 ] *[ Wilik|FUCK ] and there was a fuckin dick pump on the ground
[ 20:21:07 ] *[ Wilik|FUCK ] by the dumpster
[ 20:21:09 ] *[ Wilik|FUCK ] WTF
[ 20:21:13 ] *[ %z\sleep ] haha
[ 20:21:15 ] *· · Nick : z\sleep : [ z ]
[ 20:21:19 ] *[ Wilik|FUCK ] why are the bums using those man
[ 20:21:42 ] *[ Wilik|FUCK ] for enhanced rapage?
[ 20:22:13 ] *[ %DS ] haha

[Assassin]

[00:58] <Arcness> well iam going to sleep
[00:58] <Arcness> ive gotta work tomorrow
[00:58] <Arcness> or today i guess
[00:58] <Arcness> lates
[00:58] * Quits: Arcness (~Arcness@Is.Really.teh.D0vil) (Input/output error)
[00:59] <Yukimura> if his country bothered to fight in wars he might be off for Memorial Day tomorrow
[01:05] <st33v> lols, did you wait for him to log off to say that?


gotta love late nite randomness

[Deadfire]

[15:29] <Wilik> learn to read dumbass
[15:29] <Joker-kun> well he typoed first
[15:29] <Deadfire> thanks for the assist Wilik
[15:29] <Joker-kun> go fuck a pig
[15:29] <Joker-kun> honkey
[15:29] <Wilik> dont you have some eskimos to go kill a whale with Joker-kun?
[15:30] <Wilik> maybe you should go club baby seals or something
[15:30] <Joker-kun> no I need Deadfire to come with me
[15:30] <Joker-kun> he's got all the camo gear
[15:30] <Deadfire> I don't have the dog sled this week
[15:30] <Joker-kun> and harpoons
[15:30] <Joker-kun> damn..

[15:31] * Deadfire thinks about work
[15:32] <Deadfire> damn it
[15:32] * Deadfire tries to get it out of his head
[15:32] <Joker-kun> what's wrong with work?
[15:32] <Deadfire> i hate it so
[15:33] <Joker-kun> just general hate eh
[15:33] <Kraco> You wish you would be already doing work with an assault rifle instead?
[15:34] <Deadfire> Kraco...as sad and pittiful as it sounds, yes I do
[15:34] <Kraco> Nah. There's nothing wrong with that. Shooting with weapons and using explosives was the best stuff in the army.


[15:34] <Assassin> i just saw an episode of NCIS where this navy tech guy used the CIC computers to play mmorpgs, and got so caught up in the game that he thought it was real, and he killed himself by trying to walk to shore on the seabed cuz he thoguht he was a character in the game and couldn't be killed
[15:35] <Assassin> it made me think of DF
[15:35] <Deadfire> ....
[15:35] <Deadfire> thanks assassin
[15:35] <Assassin> np
[15:35] <Deadfire> I feel better about my life
[15:35] <Assassin>
[15:35] <Joker-kun> sounds like a shitty episode
[15:35] <Assassin> it was half decent
[15:36] <Deadfire> if it reminded him of me it must have been very gay
[15:36] <Assassin> lol
[15:36] <Joker-kun> is Deadfire going through some self pity?

Epic Quote

[22:07] <Deadfire> [22:07] <DO> [10:08] <@Arcness> <Deadfire> [22:07] <DO> [10:07] <@Arcness> <DO> [10:07] <@Deadfire> [22:06] <DO> [10:07] <@Arcness> <Deadfire> [22:06] <st33v> Arcness: <Deadfire> [22:05] <DO> [10:06] <@Arcness> <Deadfire> [22:04] <DO> [10:05] <@Deadfire> [22:03] <DO> [10:04] <@Deadfire> [22:03] <DO> [10:04] <@Deadfire> [22:03] <st33v> Deadfire: [21:48] <DO> [09:49] <+Nasphreak29> [22:49:32] <DO> [09:49] <@Deadfire> [21:47] <Wilik> maybe GW is directly cock blocking you

<~DO> IT WAS ONLY YESTERDAY
<~DO> FAITHFUL YESTERDAY
<~DO> WHEN I JOINED #GOTWOOT ON THE OLDER IRC NETWORK
<~DO> AND I FIRST SEEN YOU
<~DO> I KNEW THEN
<~DO> I KNEW THEN
<~DO> WE WERE MENT TO BE
<~DO> BUT BEING THE NEW GUY I COULD NOT GET YOUR ATTENTION
<~DO> SO I WORK MY WAY UP THE GOTWOOT SOICAL LADDER
<~DO> IT WAS HARD WORK
<~DO> BUT NOTHING COULD STOP ME FROM GETTING YOU
<~DO> I EVEN HAD TO BATTLE THE TRANSEXUAL TERRA
<~DO> THAT BATTLE WAS EPIC
<~DO> BUT THAT DAY CAME WHEN I FINALLY GOT MY @
<~DO> AND THE REST IS HISTORY
<~DO> 4 YEARS LATER AND WE ARE STILL ONE
<~DO> THIS IS TRUELY A MODERN MARVEL

<~DO> DONT HATE US BECAUSE WE ARE DIFFRENT

[Assassin]

[13:55] * Joins: Wilik|Work (~clueless@gw-9F73930B.ptr.us.xo.net)
[13:55] <DO> got work soon
[13:55] <DO> bleh
[13:55] <Wilik|Work> work is for losers
[13:55] <_kAi_> LOL
[13:55] <DO> i knows
[13:55] <_kAi_> I like how you used your Wilik|Work nick
[13:56] <Wilik|Work> well im at work
[13:56] <Wilik|Work> lol
[13:56] <Assassin> loser!
[13:56] <Wilik|Work>
[13:56] <DO> i like how kai states the obvious!
[13:56] <_kAi_> well, you wouldn't get it other wise
[13:56] <Assassin> lol
[13:56] <_kAi_> you're so stupid
[13:56] <DO> whut is suopid
[13:56] <_kAi_> suopid, no idea
[13:57] <DO> r u smrt
[13:57] <_kAi_> s.m.r.t
[13:57] <DO> yah r u?
[13:57] <Wilik|Work> no ru!?
[13:57] <_kAi_> y
[13:57] <DO> cuz
[13:57] <DO> liEK u r?
[13:57] <Wilik|Work> b4 I anser asl
[13:57] <_kAi_> heh
[13:57] <_kAi_> i really can't talk like that
[13:57] <DO> whut is asl
[13:57] <_kAi_> it's so hard
[13:58] <Wilik|Work> no kidding
[13:58] <Wilik|Work> it makes my brain hurt
[13:58] <_kAi_> yeah
[13:58] <DO> this is just how the first aol chat room started
[13:58] <Wilik|Work> clearly DO is uneffected by it
[13:58] <_kAi_> i was trying to think of something to use
[13:58] <_kAi_> but i couldn'
[13:58] <_kAi_> t
[13:58] <DO> iam not effected by it
[13:58] <DO> for iam a great person
[13:59] <Wilik|Work> or you're brain dead
[13:59] <Wilik|Work> im opting for brain dead

[Assertn]

st33v: i'm like
st33v: juggling 4 potential employers atm
st33v: i'm like the terra of the business world
st33v: except i don't take it in the ass

Yeah screw you guys...if I don't quote myself I never see my name in this thread