...WTF Assassin!
Please yall go back to making your TerraVids.
...WTF Assassin!
Please yall go back to making your TerraVids.
Don't fall asleep in this channel....
<Deadfire> Genji I'll un-access your ass from the list!
<Genji> ill tell on DO >_>
<z> ...DO didnt do anything
<Deadfire> ya what did DO do?
<Genji> im tired
<Genji> you know what i meant
<z> no i dont
<Deadfire> and thats DO's fault?
* Genji is now known as DS|Sleep
<Deadfire> DO made you tired eh?
<DS|Sleep> no
<Deadfire> what did he do, bore you to death?
<DS|Sleep> the fact that its 6.30 am
<DS|Sleep> made me tired
<Deadfire> RAM you a few times in the back-side
<Deadfire> give you a night of loving?
<Deadfire> answer the question DS!
<DS|Sleep> those 2 sentences made no sense to me
<DS|Sleep> none at all
<Deadfire> ah so you don't remember!]\
<z> hahaha
<z> i remember
<Deadfire> DO must have been rough
<z> there was a goat there too
<DS|Sleep> oh now they made sense
<DS|Sleep> bastard
Wilik's time....
<Yukimura> i hate it when we agree but i don't realize it
<Wilik> so do I
<Wilik> because then I have to spend 5 minutes explaining it to you
<Wilik> just now being a great example :P
<Yukimura> you could have stopped me
<Yukimura> but i see what happened, I missed the meaning of the word like
<Yukimura> it al snowballed from there
<Deadfire> <Yukimura> you could have stopped me
<Deadfire> Wilik doesn't do that
<Yukimura> he doesn't?
<Wilik> lol..
<Deadfire> he wants you to see after 5 mins you are a idiot for going on and on
<Wilik> guess thats what makes me an asshole
<Wilik> :P
<Deadfire> heh
<Yukimura> wow Wilik...that is a pretty asshole thing to do
<Yukimura> i think I'm going to have to cry myself to sleep
<Wilik> ha
<Wilik> only little bitches cry Yukimura
<Wilik> you wanna be a little bitch? do it on your own time
<Yukimura> this is my time
<Wilik> is it?
<Yukimura> it is
<Wilik> any time your on irc or logged into MT its MY time
And there you have it...don't waste Wilik's Time!
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How to pick up chicks: The sage advice of the great wilik
[02:08] <Wilik> girls are easy to understand if you try
[02:09] <Wilik> it takes like 2 dates to figure out what they want to make them happy
[02:09] <Wilik> it also only takes 2 dates to figure out if its worth the time :P
[02:09] <Yukimura> i never thought it could be that fast
[02:09] <Yukimura> to figure out what they want
[02:09] <Wilik> lol
[02:09] <Wilik> just listen to what they talk about
[02:10] <Wilik> if they talk about going out alot and shopping and shit
[02:10] <Wilik> they are high maintance
[02:10] <Wilik> I dont bother with those girls unless I want a quick fuck :P
[02:10] <Wilik> because those girls are panty droppers with the right amount of work :P
[02:11] * Yukimura is writing furiously now
[02:11] <Wilik> take them some place nice and buy some drinks
[02:11] <Wilik> usually get some on date 1
[02:11] <Wilik> no need for date 2
[02:11] <Wilik> :P
[02:12] <Wilik> it probably doesnt help I grew up with 3 sisters
[02:12] <Wilik> erm
[02:12] <Wilik> 2
[02:12] <solietjake> why spend like 50-75 bucks on a date when u dont know if ur gonna get some
[02:12] <solietjake> save around 25-40
[02:12] <solietjake> and get a hooker lol
[02:12] <Yukimura> what do non high matinence girls talk about on a date (this would be book material)
[02:12] <Wilik> they ask alot about you
[02:12] <Wilik> and arent interested in how much you make and so forth
[02:13] <Wilik> solietjake, heres a nice trick
[02:13] <Wilik> go to a club
[02:13] <Wilik> find a girl that has already had some drinks because some other guy bought some for her :P
[02:13] <Wilik> take HER home
[02:13] <Wilik> $10
[02:13] <solietjake> lol
[02:13] <solietjake> yeh
[02:13] <solietjake> not a bad idea
[02:13] <solietjake> not to many clubs around here
[02:13] <solietjake> have to go to SF
[02:13] <Wilik> double bag that shit though
[02:13] <solietjake> which is like....
[02:14] <Wilik> i.e. wear extra protection :P
[02:14] <solietjake> 3-5 hour drive depending on traffic
[02:14] <Yukimura> lol
[02:14] <solietjake> nah
[02:14] <Wilik> ok..
[02:14] <Yukimura> that's so sexy wilik
[02:14] <solietjake> u dont want to wear two condoms
[02:14] <solietjake> rubber against rubber = breakage
[02:14] <Wilik> true
[02:14] <Wilik> its a 'joke' btw
[02:14] <solietjake> i know
[02:14] <Wilik> you say that about questionable girls :P
[02:15] <Wilik> i.e. ones you pick up at a club
[02:15] <solietjake> yeh
[02:15] <solietjake> gotta protect the jimmy
[02:15] <solietjake> wear a hat =P
[02:15] <Wilik> yep
[02:15] <Wilik> decent girls are hard to find sometimes
[02:15] <solietjake> yep
[02:16] <solietjake> i think i found one
[02:16] <Wilik> but if you just want to get laid... clubs, bars, all good places to go
[02:17] <Wilik> I like to make up a profession when I goto clubs or bars
[02:17] <Wilik> so when the golddiggers ask what I do...
[02:17] <Wilik> I can tell them I make alot of money :P
[02:17] <Yukimura> lol, when you think about it picking up a girl at a club for a one night stand is just like prostituion but the bar is the pimp
[02:17] <Wilik> easy pickings then
[02:17] <Wilik> well Yukimura, theres 1 thing you are missing
[02:18] <Wilik> and that is, if you dont have good 'game' that girl will go home with some other guy
[02:18] <Yukimura> good point
[02:18] <Wilik> check this out
[02:18] <Wilik> I was out with a friend of mine about a year ago
[02:18] <Wilik> and this really hot chick was kinda hitting on him
[02:19] <Wilik> and he was a fuckin pussy
[02:19] <Wilik> she went home with someone else :P
[02:19] <Wilik> I was trying to help him out and shit
[02:19] <Wilik> but he was so retarded about it, it didnt help any
[02:19] <Yukimura> you can't fix being a pussy from the outside...trust me
[02:19] <solietjake> oi
[02:19] <Wilik> I on the other hand...
[02:19] <solietjake> if i had the chance to have sex with a hot chick
[02:20] <solietjake> i'd fucking go for it
[02:20] <Wilik> took some other chick back to her place :P
[02:20] <Wilik> and left my friend there
[02:20] <Wilik> lol
[02:20] <Yukimura> that's why you're the man Wilik
[02:20] <Wilik> hit and run man, hit and run
[02:20] <Wilik> dont stay till morning, its a RULE
[02:21] <solietjake> lol
[02:21] <solietjake> shit
[02:21] <Yukimura> out of curiosuty what city are you in again wilik?
[02:21] <solietjake> i'd get out of there before she woke up
[02:21] <Wilik> san antonio
[02:21] <solietjake> ah tx
[02:21] <Wilik> oh man I got another good story
[02:21] <Yukimura> lol i was tyoing that solietjake
[02:21] <Wilik> ok so me and my other friend were in georgia
[02:21] <solietjake> lol
[02:21] <Wilik> about 3 years ago
[02:21] <Wilik> and we were at this bar
[02:21] <Wilik> just playing pool
[02:22] <Wilik> and this fugly ass bitch comes up to me and asks me for a lite
[02:22] <Wilik> and im like liting my cigarette
[02:22] <Wilik> and im like 'I dont have one'
[02:22] <Wilik> lol
[02:22] <Deadfire> lol
[02:22] <solietjake> lmfao
[02:22] <solietjake> ownt
[02:22] <Wilik> so my dumbass firned was like 'I got one'
[02:22] <Assassin> lol
[02:22] <solietjake> ouch
[02:22] <Wilik> and lit her cigarette
[02:22] <solietjake> i bet she lit his stogie
[02:22] <solietjake> lol
[02:22] <Wilik> so her hot friend came over and started talking to me
[02:22] <Wilik> her 'wingman'
[02:22] <Wilik> so I was cool with that
[02:22] <solietjake> lol
[02:22] <Wilik> one thing led to another
[02:23] <solietjake> did u hit that?
[02:23] <solietjake> lol
[02:23] <Wilik> and me and my friend are back at thier place
[02:23] <Yukimura> ugly girl with a hot wingman...that makes no sense
[02:23] <Yukimura> even in chick logic
[02:23] <Wilik> it was the fugly girl's bday
[02:23] <Wilik> anyways
[02:23] <Wilik> so my friend is doing whatever hes doing
[02:23] <Wilik> I dunno, I was busy getting it on with the hot chick
[02:23] <Wilik> anyways
[02:23] <solietjake> http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46...y/hititowl.jpg
[02:24] <Wilik> when im done I go out into the living room and hes passed out on their couch
[02:24] <Wilik> which he has threw up all over
[02:24] <Wilik> so I wake him up
[02:24] <Wilik> flip over the coushin
[02:24] <Wilik> and we get the fuck out of there
[02:24] <Wilik> lol
[02:24] <Yukimura> nice
[02:24] <Deadfire> lol
[02:24] <solietjake> lmfao
[02:24] <solietjake> dude
[02:24] <solietjake> thats awesome
[02:24] <Assassin> lol. you're a role model wilik
[02:24] <Wilik> yea
[02:24] <solietjake> i wonder if they noticed the smell...
[02:24] <Wilik> it was like 4am at that time
[02:24] <Yukimura> that's so awesome but yet so not right
[02:24] <solietjake> yeh
[02:24] <Wilik> I had just enough battery in my cellphone to call a cab
[02:24] <solietjake> i'd feel guilty
[02:25] <Wilik> because we were REALLY far from home
[02:25] <solietjake> did ur buddy score with that one chick?
[02:25] <Wilik> actually its funny
[02:25] <Wilik> because his dumbass gives the fugly chick his phone number
[02:25] <Wilik> so they call us up like 2 weeks later
[02:25] <Wilik> and see if we want to go out
[02:25] <Wilik> hes like 'fuck yea man'
[02:25] <Wilik> im like 'you must have been REALLY drunk'
[02:25] <solietjake> lmfao
[02:25] <Wilik> so we do
[02:25] <solietjake> ahaha
[02:26] <Wilik> we go to hooters
[02:26] <Wilik> and they bring up the coushin thing
[02:26] <Wilik> im all like 'I have no idea what you're talking about..'
[02:26] <Yukimura> YES
[02:26] <Wilik> so anyways
[02:26] <Wilik> the fugly chick is being a bitch
[02:26] <Wilik> and at this time they have ordered alot of expensive shit
[02:26] <solietjake> lmfao
[02:26] <solietjake> ouch
[02:26] <solietjake> wonder whos paying
[02:26] <Wilik> well
[02:26] <Wilik> I havent got to that yet
[02:26] <solietjake> oh
[02:26] <solietjake> sorry
[02:27] <solietjake> continue o great master Wilik
[02:27] <Wilik> so I motion to my friend to get up and head to the restroom
[02:27] <Wilik> and we both go over
[02:27] <Wilik> and I tell him 'dude this sucks, that chick is a bitch, lets get the fuck out of here'
[02:27] <Wilik> so we leave
[02:27] <Wilik> :P
[02:27] <solietjake> ahaha
[02:27] <solietjake> dine and dash
[02:27] <Yukimura> hahahahahahahaha
[02:27] <Wilik> the bill must have been like atleast $80
[02:27] <solietjake> i wonder if they know ur names
[02:27] <solietjake> or where u live
[02:27] <Yukimura> that's awesome Wilik
[02:27] <Wilik> I lied
[02:28] <Wilik> I told them my name was Mike
[02:28] <Yukimura> nice fake name
[02:28] <Wilik> and he told them his name was Leee
[02:28] <Wilik> lee*
[02:28] <Yukimura> very comman and forgettable
[02:28] <Wilik> was funny as hell
[02:28] <Yukimura> Lee not so much
[02:28] <Wilik> and no they had no idea where we lived
[02:28] <solietjake> lol
[02:28] <solietjake> ownt
[02:28] <solietjake> man
[02:28] <Wilik> because we met them back at the bar we originally met them at
[02:28] <solietjake> thats great
[02:28] <solietjake> man
[02:28] <Yukimura> you're gonna see the ugly chick like 8 years from now
[02:28] <solietjake> i bet they are lookin for u two
[02:28] <solietjake> everywhere
[02:28] <Wilik> oh man another good story
[02:29] <Yukimura> and she'll remember you
[02:29] <Wilik> same friend
[02:29] <solietjake> yeh lol
[02:29] <Wilik> and I dunno why but the ugly chicks really digged him
[02:29] <solietjake> gonna kick ur ass or somethin
[02:29] <Wilik> so we met them at the bar
[02:29] <Wilik> and stuff is going ok so we go with them to another bar
[02:29] <Wilik> and my friend is pretty fucked up at this point
[02:30] <Wilik> so we meet one of thier other friends at the other bar
[02:30] <Wilik> and my friend starts hitting on their friend
[02:30] <Wilik> right infront of the ugly chick that he was with originally
[02:30] <Wilik> so she gets all pissed off and leaves
[02:30] <Assassin> lol
[02:30] <Yukimura> yeah i don't think you're supposed to do that
[02:30] <solietjake> o man
[02:30] <solietjake> shit dude
[02:30] <Wilik> and the chick I was planning on getting some from tells my friend 'you better go get her, shes flurting with that other guy' and points to where she went
[02:31] <Wilik> and hes like 'fuck that ugly bitch, this chick is much hotter'
[02:31] <Assassin> ROFL
[02:31] <Wilik> needless to say I didnt get any that night
[02:32] <Deadfire> lol
[02:32] <Wilik> they were nice enough to drive us back to our car though :P
[02:32] <Assassin> thats an awesome verbal bitchslap
[02:32] <Wilik> lol
[02:32] <Wilik> yea I got lots of great stories
[02:32] <Wilik> oh man
[02:32] <Wilik> like 2 weeks ago
[02:32] <Wilik> me and my gf met up with my coworker
[02:32] <Wilik> and some friends of hers
[02:33] <Wilik> and we ended up going back to my coworkers place
[02:33] <Wilik> and we brought one of my gf's friends
[02:33] <Wilik> and we hooked them up
[02:33] <Wilik> I was like 'dude stop putting the pussy on a pedistal'
[02:33] <Wilik> lol
[02:33] <solietjake> lmfao
[02:33] <solietjake> roffle waffle
[02:33] <Wilik> because its been awhile since he got some
[02:34] <Wilik> I was like 'just fuck her right here right now'
[02:34] <Assassin> lol
[02:34] <Wilik> so its been like 2 weeks since he got some now
[02:34] <Deadfire> heh
[02:34] <solietjake> lol
[02:35] <Wilik> yea I have alot of fun
[02:35] <Yukimura> ah the pedestal
[02:35] <Wilik> it was really funny because my gf was like 'you have no game'
[02:35] <Wilik> I was like 'oh yea?'
[02:35] <Wilik> and I started hitting on this one chick
[02:35] <Wilik> and had her number in like 5 minutes
[02:35] <Wilik> and my gf was like 'you suck'
[02:35] <Assassin> lol
[02:35] <Yukimura> damn
[02:36] <Yukimura> that's awesome
[02:36] <Deadfire> lol
[02:36] <Wilik> yea she doesnt say that anymore :P
[02:36] <Assassin> lol, wilik you have to write down that conversation and make it available to all of us
[02:36] <Wilik> which convo :P
[02:36] <Assassin> the 5 min one
[02:36] <Assassin> lol
[02:36] <Wilik> oh
[02:36] <Wilik> lol
[02:37] <Wilik> man its all spur of the moment
[02:37] <Wilik> I have no idea what I say
[02:37] <Wilik> I just talk
[02:38] <Wilik> you know a great pickup line?
[02:38] <Wilik> walk up to a girl and ask her to pass the ketchup
[02:38] <Wilik> usually they'll be all stunned for a minute
[02:38] <Wilik> then you just start talking
[02:38] <Assassin> lol about what? ketchup?
[02:38] <Wilik> yep
[02:38] <Wilik> but its a great ice breaker
[02:39] <Wilik> especially in a bar
[02:39] <Wilik> because there is no ketchup
[02:39] <Wilik> :P
[02:39] <Assassin> "well you see, there are two very different types of ketchups"
[02:39] <Wilik> no no
[02:39] <Wilik> usually it goes something like this...
[02:39] <Wilik> 'hey can you pass the ketchup?'
[02:40] <Wilik> *girl looks puzzled for a minute 'what ketchup?'
[02:40] <Wilik> 'ha im kidding, thats the best I got, can I buy you a drink?'
[02:40] <Wilik> go from there
[02:40] <Assassin> lol
[02:40] <Assassin> sage advice as always wilik
[02:40] <Wilik> but see it works because shes now talking to you
[02:41] <Wilik> and thats the hardest part
[02:41] <Assassin> heh, i'll definately have to try that
[02:41] <Wilik> lemme know how it works for ya
[02:41] <Assassin> sure thing
[02:42] <Wilik> you might have to try it a few times to get it all worked out the way you want to handle the responses
[02:42] <Assassin> lol, trial and error
[02:42] <Wilik> yep
[02:44] <Wilik> the best advise is just dont be afraid of being shot down :P
[02:44] <Wilik> women hate guys that give up to easy
[02:44] <Wilik> on the other hand...
[02:44] <Wilik> women hate guys that dont know when to give up :P
[02:44] <Wilik> for instance
[02:44] <Wilik> me and my one friend in georgia
[02:44] <Wilik> we went out to our regular bar
[02:45] <Wilik> and we took our roomate with us
[02:45] <Wilik> he was like...
[02:45] <Wilik> 35
[02:45] <Wilik> crazy ass mexican dude
[02:45] <Wilik> anyways
[02:45] <solietjake> lol
[02:45] <Wilik> we were getting drunk and stuff
[02:45] <solietjake> the devil went down to george... sorry lol
[02:45] <Wilik> and we told him some chick was checking him out and he should go talk to her
[02:45] <Wilik> funny
[02:45] <Wilik> his name was george
[02:45] <Wilik> :P
[02:45] <Wilik> anyways
[02:45] <Wilik> he goes and talks to her
[02:45] <Assassin> lol
[02:46] <Wilik> and she totally shoots him down
[02:46] <Wilik> so he comes back
[02:46] <solietjake> georgia*
[02:46] <Wilik> and we're all like 'dude shes playing hard to get, dont give up'
[02:46] <Wilik> so he goes back over
[02:46] <Wilik> and talks to her some more
[02:46] <Wilik> and that didnt go over to well
[02:46] <Wilik> by now we can tell shes getting pissed
[02:46] <Wilik> so we egg him on again
[02:46] <Assassin> haha
[02:47] <Wilik> and he goes over a third time
[02:47] <Wilik> lol
[02:47] <Wilik> she gets up and LEAVES
[02:47] <Wilik> I was laughing so hard
[02:47] <Assassin> lol
[02:47] <Wilik> anyways it gets better
[02:47] <Wilik> he gets pissed
[02:47] <Wilik> and leaves
[02:47] <Wilik> we dont know he leaves
[02:47] <Wilik> till the next day
[02:47] <Wilik> because we call him at like 3am
[02:47] <Wilik> and we're like 'dude where are you?!'
[02:47] <Wilik> and hes like 'at home in bed!'
[02:47] <Wilik> heres the kicker
[02:48] <Wilik> we find out the next day he wasnt at home
[02:48] <Yukimura> with her?
[02:48] <Wilik> he went to another bar
[02:48] <Wilik> and go into a fight with a gay dude
[02:48] <Wilik> who stole his shoe as he was jumping over a fence to get away
[02:48] <Wilik> and on his way home he fell asleep under a bush
[02:48] <Assassin> lol wtf
[02:48] <Wilik> which is about the time we called him
[02:48] <Yukimura> ......
[02:48] <Wilik> he 'thought' he was at home in his bed
[02:48] <Wilik> anyways
[02:48] <Assassin> lmao
[02:49] <Wilik> turns out he woke up around 5am
[02:49] <Wilik> lost and with no idea where he is
[02:49] <Wilik> and finds his way home
[02:49] <Wilik> he lost his phone and a shoe that night
[02:49] <Assassin> ahaha
[02:49] <Wilik> apparently he left his phone under the bush he was sleeping under
[02:49] <Wilik> that was a great night
[02:50] <Assassin> not so much for him
[02:50] <Yukimura> i think that's the definition of a crappy night for the mexican guy
[02:50] <Wilik> yea
[02:50] <Wilik> heres the best part
[02:50] <Wilik> the reason the gay guy was trying to kick his ass was because he was hitting on the gay guys friend who was a girl
[02:50] <Wilik> anyways she got mad
[02:50] <Wilik> because he wouldnt leave her alone
[02:51] <Wilik> and so the gay dude tells him to leave her along
[02:51] <Wilik> alone*
[02:51] <Wilik> and hes like 'dude dont be gay im just trying to talk to her'
[02:51] <Wilik> haha
[02:51] <Assassin> lol
[02:51] <Yukimura> and he's like "I am gay..."
[02:52] <Wilik> the really funny part is, he went back to that same bar like 3 days later
[02:52] <Wilik> and hooked up with that chick
[02:52] <Wilik> and man she was fugly
[02:52] <Wilik> because we saw her leaving the next day
[02:52] <Yukimura> is it really that important that she was ugly?
[02:53] <Wilik> no no man
[02:53] <Yukimura> i mean come on, he banged her right?
[02:53] <Wilik> fugly is beyond ugly
[02:53] <Assassin> lol
[02:53] <z> fucking ugly
[02:53] <Yukimura> i need a referance
[02:53] <Wilik> its the kind of ugly a paper bag wont even fix
[02:53] <Yukimura> i'm not good at judging attractiveness at all
[02:53] <z> [23:54] <z-man> .urban fugly
[02:53] <z> [23:54] <^> [1/82] shorter word for "fucking ugly" - oh shit that girl is fugly
[02:53] <Assassin> fugly is like z
[02:53] <z> yup
[02:53] <Wilik> even if you you draw a happy face on the paper bag
[02:53] <Assassin> lol
[02:54] <Yukimura> sigh, stupid all guys high school
[02:55] <Wilik> dont feel bad Yukimura, I didnt date much in highschool
[02:55] <Yukimura> I just feel like I should have learned this stuff then
[02:55] <Wilik> I didnt come out of my 'shell' till I was about 19
[02:55] <Yukimura> yeah i'm still pretty holed up in here at 21
[02:55] <Wilik> then it was all trial and error
[02:56] <Wilik> and I wasnt really good at the whole 'dating' thing till about 22
[02:56] <Wilik> I guess my so called 'high' point was dating a 29 year old at 19
[03:01] <Assassin> i think thats the main lesson. you shouldn't have high standards unless you have the track record to support them
[03:01] <Wilik> yea
[03:02] <Assassin> theres no shame in banging an ugly chick
[03:02] <Wilik> because you cant walk up to a hot chick and expect to get some
[03:02] <Wilik> unless you got the balls to get some :P
[03:02] <Wilik> its all pink on the inside eh? :P
[03:02] <Wilik> I remember when my dad told me that
[03:02] <Wilik> I was about...
[03:02] <Assassin> rofl
[03:02] <Wilik> 17
[03:03] <Wilik> and he was driving me to school
[03:03] <Wilik> and he was upset I didnt have a gf at the time
[03:03] <Wilik> and was asking me why I didnt
[03:03] <Yukimura> .....
[03:03] <Wilik> and I was like 'I dont want to hit on ugly chicks'
[03:03] <Assassin> lol so your dad tells to bang whatever you can get. thats awesome
[03:03] <Wilik> and he was like 'what does it matter? its all pink on the inside'
[03:03] <Yukimura> lol, i wish my dad was like that
[03:03] <Assassin> best talk ever
[03:03] <Wilik> dude my dad was crazy
[03:04] <Wilik> he wanted to get me a hooker for my 18th bday
[03:04] <Wilik> because he didnt feel I was dating enough
[03:04] <Yukimura> hahahaha
[03:04] <Assassin> lol
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[03:14] <Yukimura> nowadays people try to raise kids without beating them
[03:14] <Wilik> fuck that
[03:14] <Yukimura> it's lunacy!
[03:14] <Assassin> damn rite
[03:14] <Wilik> im gonna beat my kids
[03:14] <Assassin> ditto
[03:14] <Wilik> they dont like it, they can leave
[03:14] <Wilik> I dont give a fuck
[03:14] <Wilik> dont have to take care of them if they arent there
[03:14] <Yukimura> i'd beat my son, I don't think I could do it to a daughter...at least outside the heat of the momonet
[03:15] <Wilik> dude
[03:15] <Assassin> lol
[03:15] <Wilik> you dont beat your daughter, thats what your wife is for
[03:15] <Assassin> ahahaah
[03:15] <Yukimura> yeah that's what I was thinking
[03:15] <Wilik> you make her do it
[03:15] <Wilik> my mom whopped the shit out of my sister
[03:15] <Yukimura> oh...i was thinking, if i get mad at the daughter i'd just beat my wife
[03:15] <Wilik> ROFL
[03:15] <Assassin> lmao
[03:15] <Wilik> damn Yukimura thats just twisted
Terra graces us again, this time we were somehow talking about a VA for the fourth hokage (naruto):
[ 06:48:45 ] *[ Terracosmo ] and mute fourth hokage
[ 06:48:56 ] *[ Terracosmo ] that's just fucked up
[ 06:49:01 ] *[ %DS|ModelKit ] yondaime was fanservice
[ 06:49:06 ] *[ Terracosmo ] hell yeah
[ 06:49:13 ] *[ Terracosmo ] I don't understand his popularity
[ 06:49:17 ] *[ Terracosmo ] he hasn't even appeared
[ 06:49:30 ] *[ %DS|ModelKit ] nh3 was based on th emanga
[ 06:49:31 ] *[ %DS|ModelKit ] thats why
[ 06:49:39 ] *[ %DS|ModelKit ] so they put him in even without VA
[ 06:49:39 ] *[ Terracosmo ] true
[ 06:49:52 ] *[ Terracosmo ] they'll probably cast Gackt as his voice
[ 06:49:54 ] *[ Terracosmo ] ultimate fanservice
[ 06:49:58 ] *[ %DS|ModelKit ] lol
[ 06:50:00 ] *[ Terracosmo ] or TM Revolution
[ 06:50:02 ] *[ Terracosmo ] or Ayumi Hamasaki
[ 06:50:03 ] *[ Terracosmo ] lol
[ 06:50:13 ] *[ %DS|ModelKit ] haha no TM would have to die within 3 eps
[ 06:50:15 ] *[ %DS|ModelKit ] XD
[ 06:50:26 ] *[ Terracosmo ] obviously
[ 06:50:27 ] *[ Terracosmo ] poor TM
[ 06:50:33 ] *[ Terracosmo ] his chars have no future
[ 06:50:40 ] *[ %DS|ModelKit ] hah
[ 06:50:56 ] *[ Terracosmo ] you saw Seed Destiny then?
[ 06:50:59 ] *[ %DS|ModelKit ] yes
[ 06:54:46 ] *[ Terracosmo ] I even wrote Heine fanfics
[ 06:54:48 ] *[ Terracosmo ] I loved him
[ 06:54:57 ] *[ Terracosmo ] stupid anime
[ 06:55:39 ] *[ %DS|ModelKit ] lol
[ 06:55:41 ] *[ %DS|ModelKit ] hah
[ 06:55:47 ] *[ %DS|ModelKit ] you even had a heine sig
[ 07:01:40 ] *[ Terracosmo ] yeah
[ 07:01:41 ] *[ Terracosmo ] fuck
[ 07:01:44 ] *[ Terracosmo ] stupid anime x2
[ 07:01:47 ] *[ %DS|ModelKit ] hah
[ 07:13:37 ] *[ Terracosmo ] lol
[ 07:13:40 ] *[ Terracosmo ] damnit
[ 07:13:45 ] *[ Terracosmo ] revel in my sadness
[20:55] <Deadfire> how about we test this Assassin kick me from the channel for a sec
[20:55] <Assassin> op me
[20:55] <Deadfire> fuck that
[20:56] <Deadfire> Haku
[20:56] <Deadfire> >_>
[20:57] -NickServ- Password accepted - you are now recognized.
[20:57] -HostServ- Your vhost of assassin.edu is now activated.
[20:57] * Gotwoot sets mode: +o Assassin
[20:58] <Assassin> i can kick you now. but i wont cuz you're a dirty hoe
[20:58] <Assassin> •›› DCC Get ::: #1 [SD]_Naruto_Hurricane_Chronicles_-_004_[3B08A457].avi ( 170MB ) ::: 69% ::: >••••••x••< ::: Speed: 33.15KB ::: KoolAidBlast ::: Status: Active «
[20:58] <_kAi_> so, you gunna stick your dirty dick up him?
[20:59] <Deadfire> !kb Assassin thats fine I can still do it to you
[20:59] <Deadfire> O.O
[20:59] <Deadfire> !!!!
[20:59] <Deadfire>
[20:59] * Assassin sets mode: +b *!*@*.Bastard.RU
[20:59] * Deadfire was kicked by Assassin (gtfo hoe)
[20:59] -irc-8.gotwoot.net:@#gotwoot- Gotwoot invited Deadfire into the channel.
[20:59] * Joins: Deadfire (~DF@Commie.Bastard.RU)
[20:59] <Gotwoot> [Deadfire] without Porn the internet would not know of Deadfire
[20:59] * Gotwoot sets mode: +o Deadfire
[20:59] * You were kicked by Deadfire ([Autoprotect] 19:59:40)
[20:59] * Attempting to rejoin channel #gotwoot
[20:59] * Rejoined channel #gotwoot
[20:59] * Topic is 'more badass than samuel l jackson broke on the corner with his ghetto blaster'
[20:59] * Set by _kAi_ on Wed Feb 28 21:34:10
[20:59] * Gotwoot sets mode: +o Assassin
[20:59] <Deadfire> lol
[20:59] <Assassin> haha
[21:00] <Deadfire> Autoprotect FTW
[21:00] <Assassin> gotta get me one of those
Script Kiddy, I wish i had opper and all that status, but i am only a lowly peon.
<Wilik> wheres DO
<complich8> he's over there ->
<Wilik> thanks captian obvious
<complich8> [Winamp] is playing: [Sahashi Toshihiko - Heigei] [01:20 / 01:37] ( http://radio.gotwoot.net )
<Wilik> i'd listen to the radio
<Wilik> but its all gay music
<complich8> you're all gay music, Wilik =D
<Wilik> nope, just the stuff you're playing is :P
<complich8> I disagree
<Wilik> atleast you got a fanboy
* Wilik points at DF
<complich8> ehh, that's true >_>
<Deadfire> what?
<Wilik> lol
<complich8> better than being consigned to irrelevance like certain people though >_>
<Wilik> knives?
[22:21] <Knives> who are you?
[22:21] <JohneLockeTheWindow> someone you don't hate
[22:21] <JohneLockeTheWindow> that's all you need to know
[22:21] <Nasphreak29> ..and why should Johne lock the window?
[22:22] * JohneLockeTheWindow is now known as JohnLockeTheWindows
[22:22] <Deadfire> because jane is trying to get in
[22:22] <Nasphreak29> but Jane is a chick
[22:22] <Deadfire> john is a homo
[22:22] <Nasphreak29> ..aaaah
[22:22] <JohnLockeTheWindows> john is not a homo
[22:22] <Drakeron_Lucifus> ...
[22:22] <Nasphreak29> that explains it
[22:22] <Drakeron_Lucifus> my real names john!
Chalk that up with the "things you don't say at certain times" list
Last edited by Deadfire; Sat, 03-10-2007 at 11:29 PM.
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unban me you asshats
Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".
<Kraco> http://forums.gotwoot.net/showthread...168#post328168Originally Posted by masamuneehs
* Arcness sets mode: -b *!*@gw-4CDD920.dyn.optonline.net
<Arcness> Oh it was masa
<Arcness> LOL
<Arcness> haha
I didnt know it was you. You should sign into your nick :P I thought you were some random webuser.
"Chrono is our Religion. In the name of the Chrono, the Zeal, the Trigger and Cross, Amen."
[21:36] * Nasphreak29 is now known as NasphreakInBedWithZ
[21:36] <NasphreakInBedWithZ> ..
[21:36] <Deadfire> ...
[21:36] <Wilik> now thats gay
[21:36] <Deadfire> man Nas thats gay
[21:36] * NasphreakInBedWithZ is now known as NasphreakInBedWithWilik
[21:36] <Wilik> oh dear god
[21:36] <UChessmaster> lol Wilik
[21:37] * NasphreakInBedWithWilik is now known as NasphreakInBedWithTwisT
[21:37] * NasphreakInBedWithTwisT is now known as NasphreakInBedWithDOandWilik
[21:37] <Wilik> eew
[21:37] <Wilik> DO
[21:37] <UChessmaster> ...
[21:37] <Wilik> nas is so gay
[21:37] <Wilik> he makes z look straight
[21:37] <DO> :/
[21:37] * NasphreakInBedWithDOandWilik is now known as NasphreakInBedWithAngelEyezand
[21:37] <Wilik> oh shit
[21:37] <Wilik> AngelEyez
[21:37] * NasphreakInBedWithAngelEyezand is now known as NasphreakInBedWithAEandKitKat
[21:38] <Wilik> Nas is trying to get freaky with ya
[21:38] <Wilik> you should ban him
[21:38] * AngelEyez sets mode: +b *!*@the.original.phreak
[21:38] * NasphreakInBedWithAEandKitKat was kicked by AngelEyez (As requested)
[21:38] <Wilik> ROFLMAO
[21:38] <UChessmaster> lol
[21:38] <AngelEyez>
[21:38] <Sasori> lol
[21:38] <Deadfire> lol
[21:38] * AngelEyez back to GW
[21:38] <Sasori> :]
[21:38] * NasphreakInBedWithAEandKitKat has joined #gotwoot
[21:38] <Wilik> now that is funny as hell
[21:38] <NasphreakInBedWithAEandKitKat> she was actually here?!
[21:38] <Wilik> yes
[21:38] <UChessmaster> kick him again!
[21:38] * NasphreakInBedWithAEandKitKat is now known as Nasphreak29
[21:39] <AngelEyez> I'm always here :P
[21:39] * NasphreakInBedWith_kAi_ really goes to bed now
[21:39] <Wilik> oh shit
[21:39] <Wilik> _kAi_
[21:39] <UChessmaster> please?
[21:39] <Wilik> ban him!
[21:39] <NasphreakInBedWith_kAi_> -.-
[21:40] <UChessmaster> lol
[21:40] * NasphreakInBedWith_kAi_ is now known as nasphreakinbedwithwiliksmom
[21:40] * nasphreakinbedwithwiliksmom runs off to bed
[21:40] <Wilik> oh you'd regret that if it was true
[21:40] * nasphreakinbedwithwiliksmom has left #gotwoot
A amusing day had by all.....except Nas
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That was fun. Nasphreak gets owned.. Multiple times.
Wow, I don't even remember typing this. I'm simply DUH BOMB
mmm...stew
[20:27] <Assassin> df shouldn't be a mod. he'll starve us all
[20:27] <DF|Champloo> starve?
[20:28] * Whitebeard goes to bed
[20:28] <Assassin> vage refrences to communist russia
[20:28] <Assassin> vague*
[20:28] <masa> friggin commies trying to put the same amount of stew in each pot
[20:28] <DF|Champloo> in soviet russia refrences are vague to YOU!
[20:28] * complich8 takes df's stew
[20:29] * masa takes Assassin's stew
[20:29] * DF|Champloo steals masa's stew
[20:29] * complich8 steals df's masa's stew
[20:29] * Assassin is hungry
[20:29] * masa steals comp's df's my stew
[20:29] * complich8 devours the other two before anyone has a chance to steal them
[20:29] * Assassin is still hungry
[20:29] <masa> haha! too slow!
[20:30] <DF|Champloo> lol
[20:30] <complich8> hey, that's a lot of stew
[20:30] * masa dribbles some on the floor for Assassin to lick up
[20:30] * DF|Champloo orders more stew
[20:30] * Assassin takes a bit out of masa's leg instead
[20:30] <Assassin> bite*
[20:31] <Assassin> too hungry to type properly
[20:31] * masa gives DF some more stew, stool stew...
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<Deadfire> ...
<Deadfire> someone just looked at my desktop here and called saber "some sort of pokeman thing"
* Deadfire 's erge to kill is rising
<Dee-esMon> technically..... she is >_>
<Dee-esMon> i mean she is summoned, and fights for a master
<Dee-esMon> <_<
<Deadfire> You will die for that comment DS
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Death to the Dee-esMon! I think he has had it comming for a long time...
We Love you DS
[01:17] * D0 is now known as I_love_cocks
seriously, this guy is just wierd >.>
That was DO??
The masters of Gotwoot offer solutions for social problems.
Part 1: Identification of Problem
[13:28:58] <complich8> my roommate got mugged not even half a block away from where I work
[13:29:23] <Wilik> that sucks
[13:29:41] <complich8> what's worse is that it was 6 girls that mugged him
[13:30:07] <complich8> what's even worse is that the cops drove up and, rather than taking a police report right away or chasing down the fleeing muggers, they tried to find something to arrest him for
[13:30:48] <Wilik> ROFL
[13:30:53] <Wilik> 6 girls?
[13:31:00] <complich8> could have easily caught one or two of them, but instead they opted to harrass the guy who was on the ground unconscious and bleeding ...
[13:31:09] <Wilik> did they try to rape him too?
[13:31:09] <complich8> yeah ...
[13:31:11] <complich8> no
[13:31:22] <complich8> they just beat him up and stole his wallet, cell phone and shoes
[13:31:31] <Wilik> haha his shoes?
[13:31:33] <complich8> yeah
[13:31:39] <Wilik> no one will jump you comp
[13:31:44] <Wilik> you look like a damn viking
[13:31:45] <complich8> yeah, I'm pretty safe
[13:32:06] <Wilik> did he defend himself at all?
[13:32:29] <complich8> he's sort of a pansy, and they apparently hit him pretty hard
[13:32:35] <Wilik> haha
[13:32:39] <Wilik> women dont hit hard
[13:32:53] <complich8> fat black women?
[13:33:01] <Wilik> now thats totally different
[13:33:05] <complich8> yes
[13:33:13] <Wilik> Yuki knows all about that shit
[13:33:14] <_kAi_> that's what I thought straight away
[13:33:23] <complich8> it also makes it even more ludicrous how the cops didn't chase after them
[13:33:37] <Wilik> then being black and all
[13:33:41] <complich8> "she's running slower than you can walk! chase the bitch down!!"
[13:33:49] <Wilik> just throw a donut
[13:33:54] <_kAi_> but rolling is a different story
[13:33:55] <complich8> >_<
[13:33:55] <Wilik> she'll stop to eat it
[13:34:01] <_kAi_> so will the cop
[13:34:15] <Wilik> so he really didnt defend himself at all?
[13:34:26] <complich8> anyway, one of them punched him in the face, he was moderately drunk ...
[13:34:27] <complich8> he fell
[13:34:30] <complich8> they started kicking
Part 2: Solution Proposed
[13:34:31] <Wilik> I wish 6 girls would jump me
[13:34:37] <_kAi_> I'd rape them
[13:34:41] <Wilik> same here
[13:34:45] <Wilik> to teach them a lesson
[13:35:08] <Wilik> I can see the trial now...
[13:35:18] <Kraco> Apparently the cops thought so as well. Common sense.
[13:35:42] <Wilik> 'so we were trying to beat him up right.. then that mother fucker just turned me around and started fucking me doggy style right there in the middle of the street'
[13:36:19] <_kAi_> heh
[13:36:36] <Wilik> me 'she had it coming your honor, she picked the wrong guy to try to steal a wallet from, because lets face it, if im gonna give some bitch money, I damn well want something in return...'
[13:36:48] <_kAi_> hah
[13:37:04] <_kAi_> exactly
[13:37:15] <Wilik> i'd get off on soliciting a prostitute
[13:37:16] <Wilik> :P
[13:38:03] <Wilik> and she'd learn a valuable lesson, its easier to just fuck a guy for money then to try to kick his ass to get it :P
[13:38:13] <_kAi_> so be a hoe
[13:38:25] <Wilik> pimps up, hoes down!
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