IRC (now w/ weddings)

[Arcn3ss]

I hate to say it but Canada looks better every day. I'd leave you guys behind in a heartbeat, given the oppurtunity :P I've never been to Canada but just from what I hear, Canada owns.

And there you go. TT is coming to canada, Kitkat is going to the US. /me draws up a contract gets all parties to sign.


And Done. Welcome to Canada IFHTT! Here is your Beer ( Real Beer, not that 2% american crap ), snow for your igloo and health care. You're free to travel to places without being hated, and only a small percentage of people of the world want to kill you.

Kitkat: Here is your Gun, some blind ignorance and good luck to you.

[Arcn3ss]

Forgive my Double Posting... But its been a few days and no one has posted stuff on this thread so its alright.

Let's see what happened today...

[13:09] * DF_Sick sets mode: -b *!*@gw-787DCD1D.dyn.optonline.net
[13:09] * Chaos has joined #gotwoot
[13:09] <Chaos> So, DF what do you have?
[13:10] <DF_Sick> what don't I have is a better question
[13:10] <Chaos> okay, what don't you have >.<
[13:10] <DF_Sick> tolerance for people like you
[13:10] <xDarkMaster> lol
[13:11] <Chaos> damn shit, all I wanted to know was how sick you were
[13:11] <DF_Sick> And I wanted to burn you bad....
[13:11] <DF_Sick> anyways, I have no idea what I have
[13:12] <xDarkMaster> DF_Sick, you might want to go to a doctor
[13:12] <Chaos> yeah, free heathcare in canada anyway right?
[13:13] <DF_Sick> we had this conversion earlier, I don't want to see one because I'm not dieing and I know he will keep me from things that need doing
[13:13] <DF_Sick> like getting paid at work and going to school to learn stuff to get a better job
[13:13] <Chaos> fucking fly flying around.....
[13:17] <Chaos> DF, do you know who dextrocardia is?
[13:18] <Arcness> chaos do you know STFU?
[13:18] <Arcness> CUz you really should
[13:18] <Arcness> DF isnt in the mood
[13:18] <Arcness> to deal with you
[13:19] <Arcness> he's been sick for a few days now
[13:19] <Arcness> to my knownledge
[13:19] * DF_Sick pukes
[13:20] <Arcness> and i also told you to fuck off when it comes to asking him shit
[13:20] <DF_Sick> [13:17] <Chaos> DF, do you know who dextrocardia is?... the better question is why should I care?


Later…

[13:23] * DF_Sick sees the joke Die because of Chaos
[13:24] <Chaos> DF_Sick, shouldn't you be too sick for this shit?
[13:24] <DF_Sick> Chaos regardless if I'm sick
[13:24] <DF_Sick> I'll always be sick of your shit
[13:24] <Chaos> *rimshot*
[13:25] <Chaos> Why you would be near my shit is beyond me, but if you like your head so close to my ass, at least wipe it
[13:25] <LaZie> >_>
[13:25] <Chaos> LaZie stop looking around
[13:25] <xDarkMaster> ewwww
[13:25] <DF_Sick> Chaos you fail at make a logical joke as well
[13:26] <Chaos> Who needs logic? @.@
[13:26] * Chaos was kicked by DF_Sick (Clearly I don't)

Later…Again

[13:38] <Chaos> How was your fucking day
[13:39] <DF_Sick> Chaos... I'm sick... I've been puking.. How do you think my Fucking day is going? you Asshat
[13:40] * DF_Sick goes off to see if he can sleep or something
[13:41] <Chaos> ...have fun?
[13:42] * Arcness sets mode: +b *!*@gw-787DCD1D.dyn.optonline.net
[13:43] * Chaos was kicked by Arcness (I warned you...)


Chaos, once again fails at IRC.

[Knives122]

How about you win at irc and unban me.

Besides, what's a few disconnects between conversations?

[Arcn3ss]

I didnt ban you. Its up to who ever banned you to unban you. I still win at IRC.

[joker-kun]

Hakuness

[Arcn3ss]

ZOMG le joker!

/me wonders if joker is going to return to le IRC

[joker-kun]

le joker has indeed returned to IRC.

[Knives122]

I didnt ban you. Its up to who ever banned you to unban you. I still win at IRC.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, who was it that did it? I think it was DF. So if that's the case then unban me DF.

[Deadfire]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, who was it that did it? I think it was DF. So if that's the case then unban me DF.

I don't know if anyone noted but the ban list is clear for the most part. Also I didn't ban you Knives that was Assassin

[Knives122]

Oh, I had forgotten he even had the power to ban. Well you learn something new everyday.

[Carnage]

I wonder if someone is kind enough to unban me................( I didnt do anything ).........

Edit to Below: Yeah, It was a week last time too.

[Yukimura]

Deadfire tried...but Arcness hates you now, and he has a decently long memory. You'll probably get unbanned within a week if your lucky though.

[Arcn3ss]

I wonder if someone is kind enough to unban me................( I didnt do anything ).........

Edit to Below: Yeah, It was a week last time too.

What part of banned forever is not understandable? The forever part or the part that goes on without stopping or ceasing?

You know what you did. It's well deserved.

[joker-kun]

/me thinks Hakuness is just angry with his job so Carnage's stupidity is his stress relief


[00:25:15] ‹ Chaos › interesting
[00:25:19] ‹ Chaos › Lazie play
[00:25:20] ‹ Chaos › now
[00:25:21] ‹ Chaos › with me
[00:25:25] ‹ Chaos › ....


'nuff said

[ChaosK]

What a bad misquote you bastard.

<DrAgE> is the site down or what?
<Deadfire> nope
<Chaos> nope
<tiktak> Joel, not anymore
<Yukimura> works fine for me
<Deadfire> DR you just Fail

[joker-kun]

This looks much longer then it is, so please read.

Note: I was pretending to be a gay dude, I am obviously not gay.

Some moron decided to come into #gotwoot and do the following;


[18:40:00] ::: Join: (WebUser8537) (~Gotwoot@gw-AA0E7ADC.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se) [31 users]
[18:40:03] ‹ +Joker-kun › don't worry Thi3f as soon as I get my internet fixed i'll be downloading it all then shortly after watching it all
[18:40:04] ‹ Kraco|Trigun › Dunno. Even the KF subs have a pretty nice release schedule. Normal.
[18:40:21] ‹ +Joker-kun › and then we canpartake in IRC circlejerks of OP
[18:40:40] ‹ WebUser8537 › Join #irc.p2p-network.net
[18:40:46] ‹ +Joker-kun › lick my testicles
[18:40:47] ‹ Warlock_Deity › no
[18:40:49] ‹ +Joker-kun › then I will
[18:40:57] ‹ +Thi3f › Don't you mean irc.p2p-irc.net?
[18:40:57] ‹ +Joker-kun › do a /me licks Joker-kun's testicles
[18:41:00] ‹ +Joker-kun › and I promise I will
[18:41:10] ‹ WebUser8537 › connect irc://irc.p2p-network.net/piratebits
[18:41:16] ‹ Warlock_Deity › u have to make my nipples lactate, then ill join it
[18:41:18] ‹ WebUser8537 › Join < irc://irc.p2p-network.net/piratebits>
[18:43:00] ::: Quit: (WebUser8537) (~Gotwoot@gw-AA0E7ADC.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se) (Quit: Today is a good day to chat.)


So me, T3H Joker or Le Joker defending Gotwoot followed him there, and the following convo took place;

[18:51:08] ‹ Joker-kun › excuse me I was wondering if anyone here was homosexual
[18:51:19] ‹ Joker-kun › cause I just broke up with my boyfriend and need some emotional support
[18:51:37] ‹ Joker-kun › Oh how will I live without cock penetrating my bumhole
[18:51:56] ‹ Becka › du kommer inte finna de h&#228;r iaf joker..
[18:54:03] ‹ Joker-kun › I don't speak swedish, but one time I did have sex with a swedish prostitute
[18:54:24] ‹ Becka › roligt f&#246;r dig!
[18:54:48] ‹ Joker-kun › you like penis too!?
[18:55:42] ‹ Joker-kun › or wait...
[18:55:47] ‹ Joker-kun › ARE YOU A HOMOPHOBE!?
[18:56:01] ‹ Joker-kun › i'm so hurt... it's people like you who start wars you son of a bitch
[18:56:28] ‹ Becka › jisses..
[18:56:29] ‹ jojjjjje84 › va &#228;re d&#228;r f&#246;r k&#246;ttn&#246;t?

Meanwhile in #gotwoot

[18:54:54] ‹ +Joker-kun › lol
[18:55:00] ‹ +Joker-kun › some dude is speaking swedish to me
[18:55:14] ‹ +IFHTT › lol
[18:55:20] ‹ LaZie › eh
[18:55:34] ‹ +IFHTT › Thi3f give us some crude stuff to say in swedish
[18:55:51] ‹ +Thi3f › era j&#228;vla b&#246;gn&#246;tter, sug min mors kuk
[18:56:13] ‹ +Joker-kun › im copying and pasting
[18:56:19] ‹ +IFHTT › lol
[18:56:33] ‹ +Thi3f › And if they reply with something, you just say "din mamma"
[18:56:39] ‹ +Thi3f › Which means your mom
[18:56:54] ‹ +Joker-kun › lol
[18:56:54] ‹ +Joker-kun › k
[18:56:55] ‹ +Thi3f › other replies that always work are "eru?" and "duja!"
[18:57:04] ‹ +Thi3f › Which means "Are you?" and "No you!"
[18:57:37] ‹ +Joker-kun › muahha
[18:57:52] ‹ +Joker-kun › they're probably like ripping me apart in swede
[18:58:17] ‹ +IFHTT › lol
[18:58:28] ‹ +Joker-kun › I shall give you a preview
[18:58:30] ‹ +Joker-kun › [18:51:56] ‹ Becka › du kommer inte finna de h&#228;r iaf joker..
[18:58:30] ‹ +Joker-kun › [18:54:03] ‹ Joker-kun › I don't speak swedish, but one time I did have sex with a swedish prostitute
[18:58:40] ‹ +IFHTT › hehe
[18:59:07] ‹ +Thi3f › Tell Becka: "Beeeckaaaaaa, vill du suga min kuuuuuuuuk"
[18:59:13] ‹ +Joker-kun › thi3f how do i say "You are all terrorists"
[18:59:28] ‹ +Thi3f › Ni &#228;r alla mina puttinuttisar
[19:00:00] ‹ +Thi3f › Or Ni &#228;r terrorister allihopa

Back to swedish channel

[18:56:43] ‹ Joker-kun › my international languages professor (Thi3f) who fucks me up the ass every saturday told me to say; era j&#228;vla b&#246;gn&#246;tter, sug min mors kuk
[18:56:44] ‹ Becka › ingen aning hur han hamnade h&#228;r..
[18:56:58] ‹ Joker-kun › din mamma!
[18:57:24] ‹ jojjjjje84 › han har s&#228;kert roligt..
[18:57:33] ‹ Joker-kun › duja!
[18:58:12] ‹ jojjjjje84 › vilken j&#228;vla idiot
[18:58:23] ‹ jojjjjje84 › tror han att ngn orkar bry sig?
[18:58:32] ‹ Becka › s&#228;kert en svenne som f&#229;tt f&#246;r sig att han kan snacka engelska..
[18:58:47] ‹ Joker-kun › eru?
[18:58:55] ‹ jojjjjje84 › &#228;sch nu sabbade du min layup=)
[18:59:18] ‹ rojola › vem fan &#228;r Joker-kun ?
[18:59:36] ‹ Joker-kun › ar fan vem la fuck you rojola
[18:59:38] ‹ jojjjjje84 › vem bryr sig?
[18:59:45] ‹ Joker-kun › Ni &#228;r alla mina puttinuttisar!!!
[18:59:46] ‹ Joker-kun › Ni &#228;r alla mina puttinuttisar!!!
[18:59:46] ‹ Joker-kun › Ni &#228;r alla mina puttinuttisar!!!
[19:00:31] ‹ Becka › har vi ingen me liten kick inne?
[19:00:42] ‹ cathrin_ › snart
[19:00:44] ‹ cathrin_ › kanske
[19:00:44] ::: Quit: (Sennahoj) (~55e2e562@P2PNET-EFB13BC8.formativ.net) (Quit: CGI:IRC (Ping timeout))
[19:01:14] ::: Nick: (cathrin_) (cathrin@P2PNET-EF848F41.dsl.bredbandsbolaget.se) is now known as (cathrin)
[19:01:14] ‹ jojjjjje84 › cathrin_ cafan g&#246;ru hemma? =)
[19:01:22] ‹ cathrin › jojjjjje84: &#196;ru full?
[19:01:25] ‹ jojjjjje84 › vafan even
[19:01:33] ::: Mode: (&ThePirate) sets (+h) (cathrin)
[19:01:36] ‹ jojjjjje84 › kan jag inte p&#229;st&#229; =)
[19:01:43] ::: Mode: (&ThePirate) sets (+l) (48)
[19:01:51] ‹ jojjjjje84 › sj&#228;lv d&#229; cathrin
[19:02:14] ‹ %cathrin › n&#228;&#228;
[19:02:23] ‹ Joker-kun › cathrin
[19:02:24] ‹ Joker-kun › Ni &#228;r terrorister allihopa
[19:02:35] ‹ Becka › usch.. b&#246;rjar bli h&#228;r..
[19:02:47] ‹ PruXeD › Tjoho!
[19:03:05] ‹ Joker-kun › why must you be so cruel just cause I enjoy the sweet touch of a man
[19:03:06] ‹ PruXeD › jak aer snel!
[19:03:11] ‹ jojjjjje84 › jag b&#246;rjar bli dovande snart
[19:03:12] ‹ %cathrin › ska jag kicka Joker-kun ?
[19:03:18] ‹ jojjjjje84 › ja
[19:03:19] ‹ Joker-kun › go ahead and kick me
[19:03:20] ‹ Joker-kun › whore
[19:03:23] ‹ %cathrin › varf&#246;r
[19:03:29] ‹ Joker-kun › then go back to your corner
[19:03:30] ‹ Joker-kun › bitch
[19:03:40] › PruXeD k&#228;nner sig inte v&#228;lkommen :'(
[19:03:40] ‹ jojjjjje84 › m&#229;ste jag s&#228;ga ngt?
[19:03:47] ‹ %cathrin › n&#228;
[19:03:50] ‹ Becka › prukex.. hall&#229; d&#228;r..
[19:03:56] ‹ PruXeD › kick / ban ?
[19:03:57] ‹ Becka › varf&#246;r inte v&#228;lkommen?
[19:04:05] ‹ PruXeD › jippi n&#229;gon s&#228;ger hej :P
[19:04:06] ‹ jojjjjje84 › PruXeD kalt du &#228;r c&#228;lkommen
[19:04:14] › PruXeD &#228;r glad nu :P
[19:04:14] ‹ jojjjjje84 › oj
[19:04:16] ::: Kick: (cathrin) kicked you (Joel ta din lekstuga n&#229;gon annanstans)
›› Now talking in [#piratebits]
›› Topic is 'Tracker ::Online:: || Ha samma nick h&#228;r som p&#229; trackern || Ny adress hit till irc. Den &#228;r irc.p2p-network.net, gl&#246;m inte det : Radio: http://radio.piratebits.org:8280'
›› Set by [airwolf1] on Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 at 7:21am
›› Join synced in [0.078 seconds]
›› [Total]: 43 [Operators]: 5 [11.63%] [Halfops]: 3 [6.98%] [Voices]: 5 [11.63%]
›› Channel modes:[+ntrSCTl 48]
›› Created on [Wednesday, March 8th, 2006 at 8:37am]
[19:04:23] › Becka klappar pruxed p&#229; huvvet.. s&#229;ja..
[19:04:24] ‹ jojjjjje84 › s&#228;lkommern menar jag ju
[19:04:26] ‹ Joker-kun › god set a +b too
[19:04:28] ::: Mode: (%cathrin) sets (+b) (*!*UPP@*.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com)
›› you were banned from [#piratebits] by [cathrin]
[19:04:28] ::: Kick: (cathrin) kicked you (Autorejoin)
‹‹Error›› cannot join channel [#piratebits] (you are banned)

PS: According to Thi3f the kick message translated to...

Take your playpen somewhere else

Must I say more?

[Zinobi]

XD
oh my god thats the funniest thing i think ive ever seen

edit: last night or sometime...i went in the same channel by request of Joker and had fun...
Session Start: Sat Aug 05 22:46:23 2006
Session Ident: #piratebits
* Now talking in #piratebits
* Topic is 'Tracker 9::Online:: 13|| Ha samma nick h舐 som p・trackern || Ny adress hit till irc. Den 舐 irc.p2p-network.net, gl inte det : Radio: http://radio.piratebits.org:8280'
* Set by airwolf1 on Thu Aug 03 04:21:13
<z> hello i heard that if i came here id get some padded pants
* ThePirate sets mode: +l 42
<z> HEY!!!
* Torrentfinder has joined #piratebits
<z> I WANT MY DAMN PADDED PANTS!
* Torrentfinder has left #piratebits
<z> haagen dasz i want my fucking PADDED PANTS!
<z> var es colonsectamine padded pants!
* Torrentfinder224450 has joined #piratebits
* ThePirate sets mode: +l 43
* Torrentfinder224450 has left #piratebits
* ThePirate sets mode: +l 42
* z slaps airwolf1 around a bit with a large trout
<z> hey you
<z> i want my FUCKING padded pants
<z> who the FUCK has the FUCKING padded PANTS!
<z> is everyone here DEAD?
<z> !!!!
<z> FUCKING GIVE ME MY FUCKING PADDED PANTS OR YOUR GONNA GET SLAPPED
<z> !RECEIVEPADDEDFUCKINGPANTS
<z> WHAT THE FUCK!
<z> cmon
<z> give me my padded pants
* z slaps airwolf1 around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps Fager around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps naus around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps Tammo around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps ThePirate around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps cathrin around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps tatuering around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps Snelhest around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps aggy around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps tjejtjejen around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps xebb around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps [TheRealDeal] around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps adop around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps Audioslave around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps Daizy around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps DuCky around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps Fire|ight around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps giglos around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps Going around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps iMrClean around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps Jeesper around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps jojjjjje84 around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps joTi around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps NoFearDk-afk around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps pastor around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps PickaN around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps PruXeD around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps Pulchi around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps qkslm around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps Rez- around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps rojola around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps Rrreckard around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps Snuttis around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps spindel around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps Sprite around a bit with a large trout
* z slaps Vattu around a bit with a large trout
(followed by hundreds of line of spam and getting banned)

and today
i cant seem to find the log

[masamuneehs]

"The Bedtime Adventures of King Yukimura" (brought to you in vibrant, almost IRC technicolor!)

Kitkat is made of friggin gold. Stick with this one, it's awesome

[02:20] * KitKat waves goodnight to the channel and falls asleep
[02:20] <darkshadow> gn kk
[02:20] <Yuki|sleep> omg go to sleep KitKAt
[02:21] <DrAgE> bye
[02:21] <KitKat>
[02:21] <KitKat> Yuki!
[02:21] <Yuki|sleep> what's left of me
[02:21] <KitKat> WHy are you still awake
[02:21] <DrAgE> yuki i thought you want to sleep.
[02:21] <KitKat> Don't you have work tomorrow?
[02:21] <Yuki|sleep> yes,
[02:21] <Yuki|sleep> it was a friend from college
[02:21] <KitKat> Yuki's irc should have an automatic shutoff feature so that it turns itself off when he needs to go to sleep
[02:21] <Yuki|sleep> she coerced me into telling her a long story
[02:22] <Yuki|sleep> this was on AIM
[02:22] <DrAgE> ic
[02:22] <KitKat> Silly Yuki, you're going to be tired tomorrow
[02:22] <Yuki|sleep> and she didn't even reciprocate...i feel story raped now
[02:22] <Yuki|sleep> i'm tired all the time


[02:22] <KitKat> I'll tell you a long story
[02:22] <Yuki|sleep> yo will!
[02:22] <KitKat> but it'll be so boring you'll fall asleep >_>
[02:23] <Yuki|sleep> i love stories, unless they are well and truly so boring they aren't worth telling
[02:23] <Yuki|sleep> see see!
[02:23] <Yuki|sleep> look at me, hanging around at the hint of a story
[02:23] <KitKat> lol
[02:23] <Yuki|sleep> whil my head is throbbing and I can't focus properly
[02:23] <KitKat> It was an idle threat, I'm afraid
[02:23] <KitKat> I'm not really going to tell you a story
[02:24] * Yuki|sleep cries
[02:24] <KitKat> Well, maybe a short one... >_>
[02:24] <Yuki|sleep> you made me cry!
[02:24] <Yuki|sleep> you're just like all the others!


[02:24] <KitKat> *ahem* Once upon a time...
[02:24] <KitKat> there was a prince named Yuki. He lived in a castle high up in a mountain.
[02:25] <Yuki|sleep> oh this sounds awesome!
[02:25] <KitKat> But his castle was surrounded by glaciers, and the glacier imps kept anyone from coming to the castle or leaving the castle.
[02:25] <Yuki|sleep> oh noes!
[02:26] <KitKat> However, Yuki's fairy godmother had set a spell on the castle when he was a baby so that the castle was always full of warm hearths, hot food, and cheery songs.
[02:26] <Yuki|sleep> anime music?
[02:26] <KitKat> Shhh, don't question the story!
[02:26] <Yuki|sleep> yes ma'am

[02:26] <darkshadow> omg
[02:27] <darkshadow> you 2 are still here
[02:27] <KitKat> One day, Yuki became curious about what lay beyond his castle.
[02:27] * darkshadow banishes both to sleepworld!
[02:27] <Yuki|sleep> shhhh she's telling me a story
[02:27] * Yuki|sleep sits attentively
[02:27] <KitKat> He knew that he wouldn't be able to get past the imps, but his curiosity burned at him until he became miserable.
[02:28] <KitKat> The food tasted dry, the fires seemed cold, and the music held no joy for him anymore.
[02:28] * DrAgE heads off to lala land..... peace
[02:28] * masamuneehs rolls in on 30some hours of sleeplesness
[02:28] <KitKat> He knew that he had to find out what was beyond the castle, or he'd never be happy again.
[02:28] <masamuneehs> cant even fuckin spell
[02:29] <KitKat> With this resolution, Yuki prepared himself for a long journey, accompanied by his noble steed DrAgE and his devoted hound darkshadow
[02:29] <darkshadow> gatekeepers 21 is so different from gatekeepers
[02:29] <masamuneehs> and this story is awesome k
[02:29] <darkshadow> prolly cause gk21 is from 2004 and gk from 2000


[02:29] <Yuki|sleep> woot companions!
[02:30] <KitKat> The three crept through the massive doors of the gate and a blast of icy air from the glaciers froze their breath in the air.
[02:30] <KitKat> They fought their way through a stormy gale of ice and snow for hours.
[02:30] <KitKat> Suddenly, the wind stopped, and the air became frighteningly clear.
[02:30] <KitKat> A lone figure stood in front of them.
[02:31] <KitKat> It was the king of the ice imps, clothed in ice gems and sparkling with a terrible fury. His name was masamuneehs.
[02:31] * masamuneehs roars
[02:31] * Yuki|sleep is scared shitless
[02:31] * masamuneehs ruffles his icy, pimped out imp garments
[02:31] <KitKat> He pinned them with an icy glare, and declared, "Mortals! What right do you have to trespass on my sacred glacier!"
[02:32] <masamuneehs> bitches
[02:32] <KitKat> Prince Yuki is so frightened that he can think of nothing to say.
[02:32] <LaZie> ooh Fan Fiction =P
[02:33] <KitKat> The imp king started to become impatient. He growled at Yuki, "What will you give me to pay for your offence."
[02:33] <masamuneehs> i'll take weed if ya got it
[02:33] <Yuki|sleep> omg omg what's he gonna do!
[02:33] <KitKat> Yuki promptly gave the imp king his noble steed, DrAgE, which masamuneehs ate in one gulp.
[02:34] <Yuki|sleep> DRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE EEE
[02:34] <Yuki|sleep> he was such a noble steed
[02:34] * masamuneehs burps. DrAgE needed some hot sauce...
[02:34] <KitKat> Happy with this offering, the imp king allowed Yuki to pass (and later died from indigestion).
[02:35] <KitKat> As Yuki walked farther, he noticed that the snow was melting.
[02:35] * Yuki|sleep hope's this isn't an attempt to bore me to sleep, as i'm becomeing more alert as it goes on...
[02:35] <KitKat> Suddenly, he found himself immersed in a tropical jungle, which began right at the end of the imps' domain.
[02:36] <KitKat> There, he beheld the most beautiful sight he had ever seen.
[02:36] <KitKat> Yuki fell to his knees and cried for joy.
[02:36] <Yuki|sleep> please be a Princess!
[02:37] <KitKat> It was the newest, top-of-the line computer, and it had Guild Wars installed on it, ready for him to play.
[02:37] <KitKat> Yuki lived happily ever after.
[02:37] <Joker-kun> ...
[02:37] <KitKat> The end.
[02:37] <darkshadow> lol
[02:37] <darkshadow> haha
[02:37] <Yuki|sleep> OMG that's even better than a princess!
[02:37] <Yuki|sleep> awesome story!
[02:37] <KitKat> :P
[02:38] <LaZie> is the princess asian?
[02:38] <KitKat> There was no princess, silly!



[02:43] <KitKat> G'night everyone, see you in the morning!
[02:43] <darkshadow> gn again
[02:43] * KitKat has quit IRC (Quit: -=SysReset 2.53=-)
[02:44] <Yuki|sleep> i bet I dream that freaky story of hers...

[Kraco]

Awesome story! KitKat can surely write. But I can see how reading that bits by bits as it's written wouldn't have helped one to fall asleep, quite the contrary.

[ChaosK]

Rofl @ ending. "top of the line computer!" Should've figured it ended with GW.