IRC (now w/ weddings)

[ChaosK]

I'd sarcastically tell you "and I love you too" however, I'm not sure how far you'd take it and I don't need you calling me up for a date.

[Arcn3ss]

More people need to come into the Channel. Chaos, stop scaring people off with your stupidity.

People, get in here.

[Yukimura]

[00:07:43] <IFHTT> Note to self: pouring lighter fluid on your hand then lighting it on fire is not fun
[00:07:57] <Yukimura> wow
[00:08:00] <vampie117> lmao
[00:08:02] <vampie117> wtf?
[00:08:14] <IFHTT> <_<
[00:08:14] <Yukimura> you're a fucking genius TonTon...
[00:08:20] <IFHTT> I just doused my hand in lighter fluid
[00:08:30] <vampie117> were you high?
[00:08:33] <IFHTT> and figured what the hell it'll just burn the fluid off
[00:08:47] <Yukimura> ummm hair...
[00:08:55] <vampie117> he was high
[00:08:55] <IFHTT> yeah
[00:09:01] <IFHTT> found this out the hard way
[00:09:13] <Yukimura> so is all of it gone?
[00:09:22] <IFHTT> quite a bit yes
[00:09:26] <Yukimura> pic?
[00:09:29] <IFHTT> hang on
[00:09:32] <IFHTT> lol
[00:09:33] <Yukimura> this is too funny
[00:09:35] <vampie117> when was this?
[00:09:43] <IFHTT> about 10 minutes ago
[00:09:44] <vampie117> send it to me too plz xD
[00:09:45] <Genji> ROFL tonton
[00:09:47] <IFHTT> lol
[00:09:58] <Genji> dont you know hair already burns like crazy
[00:09:59] <Yukimura> take the pic, then post, then go the the hospital...
[00:10:00] <Genji> xD
[00:10:16] <vampie117> THIS WAS JUST NOW
[00:10:26] <vampie117> HOW OLDARE YOU!??! -_-
[00:10:31] <IFHTT> 20
[00:10:34] <Deadfire> lol
[00:10:41] <Yukimura> he's from Arkansas...
[00:10:44] <vampie117> please tell me you were at least drunk or something -_-
[00:10:50] <IFHTT> i was high
[00:10:53] <IFHTT> you called it
[00:10:56] <vampie117> oh okay
[00:11:01] <Genji> lol hair burns so freaking fast
[00:11:02] <vampie117> i'd be scared
[00:11:02] <Genji> haha
[00:11:08] <IFHTT> i still figured it wouldn't burn that bad
[00:11:10] <Genji> and you burned it with lighter fluid on it, hahahah
[00:11:58] <Yukimura> what sequence of events led to you being high and having lighter fluid in a position to spill all over your hand...
[00:12:22] * Genji is dying of laughing
[00:12:27] <vampie117> lol note to self: keep flammible fluids away before getting high

My Favorite Part!
[00:12:29] <IFHTT> well it wasn't really so much an accident
[00:12:37] <IFHTT> as an experiment
[00:13:06] <Yukimura> the plot thickens, this was premeditated...
[00:13:53] <Aiham> That reminds me of when the father burnt his hand in "Me and You and Everyone We Know"
[00:14:03] <Aiham> I don't think he was high though.
[00:14:54] * Yukimura gives IFHTT 'the Prize'
[00:15:09] <IFHTT> <_<
[00:15:12] <Genji> damn someone needs to post this on gotwoot
[00:15:23] <Yukimura> i'm already planning to
[00:15:31] <Yukimura> i'm just waiting for the pic

And a little sanity check

[00:16:24] <IFHTT> it smells so bad
[00:22:29] <IFHTT> it still smells like burnt hair
[00:23:04] <Yukimura> did it hurt?
[00:23:20] <IFHTT> it got warm
[00:23:24] <IFHTT> it didn't burn bad
[00:25:14] <IFHTT> also I didn't just let it burn, i put it out quick
[00:27:33] <Yukimura> http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/9...nedhandsw3.jpg
[00:27:37] <Yukimura> the aftermath
[00:27:50] <IFHTT> lol
[00:27:59] <IFHTT> it didn't burn like a wild fire
[00:28:16] <IFHTT> although had it spread down arm, i'd have probably shit myself

This happend in #Mangatraders but since most involved were GWers anyway I just had to post it. I edited out most of vampie117 and my dumbest comments, IFHTT seems to have learned from his mistake, however if any of you guys get high on a regular basis...stay the fuck away from flammable liquids for Chrsts sake!

EDIT: you doubters were right!

[00:38:50] <IFHTT> confession: I just said I was high to hide my stupidity...
[00:38:57] <IFHTT> <_<
[00:39:06] <IFHTT> i was sober...

IFHTT is in fact a raging lunatic and needs to be stopped

[IFHTT]

<Insert valid defense here>


Well What can I say? I excel in stupidity. And yes I wasn't high but I wasn't being very bright either... I will however agree with Yuki, in that I am in fact a raging lunatic and need to be stopped. I willl also agree with Arcness, more people need to get in the channel to experience this kind of stupidity from the front line.

[ChaosK]

<Terracosmo> I INSERT MY PENIS INTO A VAGINA BIG FUCKING DEAL
<Terracosmo> WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID
<_____> you'd think the church would be all over in vitro, cuz then peole don't have any sex ata ll
<Thi3f> I chat with an azn gurl in california who's parents are total whackos, they kicked her older sister out of the house for having sex when she was 18
<Genji> lol
<Chaos> what the fuck?
<_____> you mean vampie?

[DO]

More people need to come into the Channel. Chaos, stop scaring people off with your stupidity.

People, get in here.

Indeed. Where else can people get abused by me?

[Yukimura]

Canada and the US dance to the edge and back over two well loved members of the GW community.

KitKat considers a job in the US, Idaho to be precise...sheis not particulary interested
[18:49:34] <KitKat> Meh, it's not too hard for Canadians to get jobs in the US
[18:50:12] * Yukimura burns the plans for the marry KitKAt to get her a visa consest
[18:50:28] <Yukimura> Void in Washington State... [[Can't have Zinobi winning]]
[18:50:32] <KitKat> lol
[18:52:29] <Arcness> once you leave
[18:52:32] <Arcness> you cant come back
[18:53:06] <Yukimura> lol, the American taint will spread throughout your soul if you stay too long and live amongst us
[18:53:21] <KitKat> No way! I'll always be completely Canadian
[18:53:33] <Arcness> not to us
[18:53:42] <Arcness> your canadian side will be dead to us fellow canadians
[18:54:06] <KitKat>
[18:54:07] <complich8ed> someday, we damned arrogant americans will win KitKat over
[18:54:11] <complich8ed> and then she'll become one of us
[18:54:14] <complich8ed> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[18:54:15] <Yukimura> damn right!
[18:54:17] <complich8ed> AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[18:54:19] <complich8ed> HAHAHAHA
[18:54:20] <complich8ed> HA
[18:54:22] <complich8ed> *cough*
[18:54:29] <KitKat> o.O
[18:54:35] <Yukimura> no one can resist our glamour and crazy attitude problems
[18:54:36] <complich8ed> ( one of us. one of us. ONE OF US! )
[18:54:47] <Arcness> iam canadian so i cant argue with you guys
[18:56:00] <Yukimura> at least she won't have to worry about being seduced by some suave guy like in Europe...

Arcness in his great wisdom, offers an exchange. I am negotiating for the US.
[18:56:30] <Arcness> ok, we'll trade you
[18:56:35] <Arcness> kitkat for IFHTT
[18:56:40] <Yukimura> ?!?!?
[18:56:50] <Yukimura> you can't do cross gender trades
[18:56:52] <Arcness> TT wants to be canadian anyways
[18:56:58] <Arcness> oh we can
[18:57:24] <KitKat> no, don't trade me away! Then you'll become just like the NHL
[18:57:46] <Yukimura> it's not fair we get another woman, and no matter how kind and sweet and adorable she is now America will twist her into a cold heartless Ice Princess
[18:57:56] <Arcness> not our problem
[18:58:44] <Yukimura> well we'd never accept taking on a potential American Woman without geting rid of one we don't like already
[19:02:48] <Arcness> no dice
[19:02:54] <Arcness> TT for Kitkat
[19:03:17] <Yukimura> no deal
[19:03:42] <Arcness> yes deal
[19:03:45] <Yukimura> KitKAt is awesome, but..i can't give him up
[19:03:54] <Arcness> no dice, he already wants to move
[19:04:01] <Yukimura> wel he can't
[19:04:02] <Arcness> Kitkat wants to move ( partly)

Arcness is pretty stubborn, so I am forced to play hardball
[19:04:07] <Yukimura> he's been drafted
[19:04:16] * KitKat doesn't want to move ;_;
[19:04:29] <Yukimura> see, she doesn't even want to come here
[19:04:41] <Arcness> drafted = moving to canada to escape the draft
[19:04:49] <Arcness> there you go TT is coming to canada
[19:04:53] <Yukimura> if he does that and you don't return him...WAR!
[19:05:28] <Yukimura> you think Isreal can toss missles at a northern neighbor, wait till you see what we throw at you
[19:05:37] <Arcness> dont worry we'll just create fear in your country and watch you accuse each other, and ultimately destory each other
[19:05:56] <Yukimura> lol TonTon of Troy

At this point complich8 offered KitKat the second slot in his dorm room, and Arcness declared himself the winner...by not speaking anymore for an hour. I choose to believe that he was frightened off by the threat of destruction rained on his fair Canada

[dragonrage]

you canadians can't have him, he is an american, they will hunt you down if you take him. Although having KitKat would be really awsome since she is KitKat after all.

I think you all should compromise on vacationing.

[ChaosK]

Besides, once you're a corrupt American bastard, you'll always be one.

[IFHTT]

I hate to say it but Canada looks better every day. I'd leave you guys behind in a heartbeat, given the oppurtunity :P I've never been to Canada but just from what I hear, Canada owns.