IRC (now w/ weddings)

[ChaosK]

Z has weird dreams

<Z> so in my dream i was sitting at my computer you know just looking at the forums and what not when i get a pop-up...i close it and it comes up again...i do that about 5 times then i accidently click the pick
<Z> i was using the finger pad at that time
<Z> well anyway it took me to this weird sit that had this hott ass chick fucking some guy...then she fucks a dog and the dog covers her in like a gallon of
<Z> for some reason i was liking this in my dream...but in real life i was about to pukke
<Z> i dunno never seen her
<Z> so as im watching this it eventually goes back to normal porn...then
<Z> the orgy included no animals...but it did have some chick with
<Z> after everyone was done she told everyone...then everyones dick/vagina blew up...
<Z> then i woke up and took a piss and got ready for school...
<Z> it was one of the few that i didnt die in...yeah

...What the fuck?!

[Zinobi]

youre missing some words i think...or did i not type them?

[ChaosK]

youre missing some words i think...or did i not type them?

I took all the words you typed, I just took out my few "okay..." responses in there.

[Deadfire]

[14:25:19] * DrAgE slaps Deadfire around a bit with a large trout
[14:25:53] Deadfire: can't slap me with anything better?
[14:26:05] DrAgE: thats all you deserve
[14:26:11] *** DrAgE has been kicked from #gotwoot by Deadfire: STFU NOOB!
[14:26:12] *** DrAgE has joined #gotwoot.
[14:26:26] DrAgE: is that all you can do? kick and ban?
[14:26:36] Deadfire: and change modes
[14:26:44] DrAgE: weak, very weak
[14:26:59] Deadfire: meh, the internet doesn't give me much credit

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[14:32:15] *** Mode change "-v Thi3f" for channel #gotwoot by Deadfire.
[14:32:24] Thi3f: Deadfire, stop being a ho, gimme back my voice
[14:32:51] * Thi3f slaps Deadfire around a bit with a large thingie, yea, you know, a thingie
[14:32:57] Deadfire: Ho is a two-letter English word with various meanings:
* A contraction of the Anglo-Saxon word hoe meaning 'high ground' as in e.g. Westward Ho!
* A slang contraction of whore, see prostitution
* Ho is a spirit in Tsimshian mythology
* Ho is a language of India. See Ho language
* Ho is also a city in Ghana. For further information, see Ho (Ghana).
* Ho is also a city in Denmark. For further information, see Ho (Denmark).
* Ho could also be used to refer to Ho Chi Minh.
[14:33:21] Thi3f: That's right, I called you a city

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[13:28:42] Arcness: my net is being Z
[13:28:43] Arcness: i mean gay
[13:28:47] Arcness: no i mean Z
[13:29:01] Assassin: lol
[13:29:11] Deadfire: Z-like is the correct term
[13:29:50] Deadfire: for example... "THis shit is so Z-like it's not funny"
[13:30:36] Deadfire: Or to use it as a insult you can for example use your way "Thats fucking Z"
[13:30:51] Arcness: my net is being fucking Z
[13:31:06] Deadfire: Thats sucks that it's being so Z-like

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[Deadfire]

Double post to revive this thread

[19:57:16] BuryME: yknow what...seeing as how Terra is jealous that Z stands for gay term...why not have his a gay term and Z
[19:57:56] Deadfire: no
[19:58:02] Genji: Z = gay..period
[19:58:04] Deadfire: Gay = Z end of story

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[19:58:08] Strider: who is this BuryME?
[19:58:17] Deadfire: A Z-like person
[19:58:26] BuryME: that i am
[19:58:27] Strider: oh, then I wont bother
[19:58:41] BuryME: wait...
[19:58:44] BuryME: SHIT!
[19:59:04] Deadfire: Yep thats logged too..

[Lucifus]

Rofl, Terra is so f*ckinf Z! He told me my life would never ammount to anything, and hes right!...............


I need to get back on IRC.

[ChaosK]

* Topic is 'Masamuneehs: Z is a dumb homosexual piece of not worth my time shit and not even worth the hate i put into a semi-turd'
* Set by Deadfire on Mon Jun 05 14:23:32
<Chaos> wow
<Chaos> Z your not popular here are u
<Deadfire> ....
<Deadfire> lol
<Deadfire> thats the 3rd person

Comon Z, when 3 fucking people say the same thing about you, they're right.

[XanBcoo]

[19:58:08] Strider: who is this BuryME?
[19:58:17] Deadfire: A Z-like person
[19:58:26] BuryME: that i am
[19:58:27] Strider: oh, then I wont bother
[19:58:41] BuryME: wait...
[19:58:44] BuryME: SHIT!
[19:59:04] Deadfire: Yep thats logged too..

What the heck is Strider doing on IRC without stopping by the forums?

[Assassin]

i think that strider is God#2, not the the black guy who's in the army (assuming thats the strider you're referring to)

[XanBcoo]

It was who I was referring to.

Haven't seen that guy around lately. Pity it was just God#2.

[Terracosmo]

My newest improvised IRC story. Posted here by popular demand:

(all comments, random shouts of lol and stuff from others have been deleted)

<Terracosmo> once there was a bear named beer
<Terracosmo> he was very similar to other bears except for one notable missing detail
<Terracosmo> he lacked tails
<Terracosmo> ears
<Terracosmo> mouth
<Terracosmo> legs
<Terracosmo> in fact he looked more like a pillow than a bear
<Terracosmo> so since he's named beer the bear you'd normally expect him to be teased because beer is close to bear
<Terracosmo> and you'd call him lol drunk bear
<Terracosmo> and he'd be like shut up I'm not drunk
<Terracosmo> and you'd respond okay maybe you're not drunk but your mother sure was last night
<Terracosmo> and then he'd kill you
<Terracosmo> but that was not the case in this story however
<Terracosmo> poor beer was teased because he looked like a fucking pillow
<Terracosmo> in fact it drove him to madness and he refused to accept that he was a bear
<Terracosmo> he thought that he was a pillow for real
<Terracosmo> the first few years the other bears played along with the poor amputated bear thingy and allowed him to believe that he was a pillow
<Terracosmo> but eventually, when beer started sleeping together with his male friends (Hey! I'm a fucking pillow! we sleep together!)
<Terracosmo> so eventually, after a sub-story involving the village's elder bear, two mistresses, a jacuzzi, a rented movie about tarzan and a lot of banana oil,
<Terracosmo> beer had to face the truth
<Terracosmo> you are not a pillow, the elder bear (who's name was steve the wonder bear) said coldly
<Terracosmo> and beer was like
<Terracosmo> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Terracosmo> CUPCAKES
<Terracosmo> and elder was like "yeah, deal with it" and expelled beer from the bear tribe just for kicks
<Terracosmo> beer now found himself alone in the world
<Terracosmo> luckily there was a bus stop right next to the bear camp and he decided to travel to town
<Terracosmo> he tried to get on but since he didn't have any arms (did I mention that he doesn't have arms?) he couldn't reach for his money
<Terracosmo> which didn't really matter
<Terracosmo> because he didn't have any money
<Terracosmo> so the stupid bear tried to bribe the bus driver with fruits from the forest
<Terracosmo> the driver said "no, I don't eat fruits, I'm a vegetarian"
<Terracosmo> upon which beer tried to say "but fruits are okay for a vegetarian to eat"
<Terracosmo> but since beer didn't have a mouth (did I mention that?) he couldn't say that
<Terracosmo> and his response sounded a bit like this:
<Terracosmo> "..."
<Terracosmo> and the driver said "you mute fucking caterpillar, get off my bus"
<Terracosmo> not only didn't beer get to travel to town
<Terracosmo> he was also emotionally devastated
<Terracosmo> CATERPILLAR?!
<Terracosmo> how dared the driver!
<Terracosmo> HOW DARED THE DRIVER CALL HIM CATERPILLAR! - this echoed through beer's mind as he started to devise a grand scheme
<Terracosmo> a grand scheme of
<Terracosmo> *dramatic silence*
<Terracosmo> revenge
<Terracosmo> unfortunately he didn't know how to execute this grand scheme
<Terracosmo> since he couldn't move
<Terracosmo> so he'd just sit around
<Terracosmo> he sat around a good while
<Terracosmo> like 10 minutes or so
<Terracosmo> before princess playboy from the neighboring country of fake orgasmic gimmicks happened to pass by
<Terracosmo> princess playboy, who was in fact a male transexual with an unhealthy bear fetish, saw this beer/pillow/caterpillar abomination
<Terracosmo> and he/she instantly fell in love
<Terracosmo> he/she knew, that this was destiny
<Terracosmo> beer himself was of course scared, after all, princess playboy was hairy and not exactly someone you'd want to sleep with
<Terracosmo> but since he didn't have a mouth he couldn't say that either and just tried to desperately jump around
<Terracosmo> princess playboy boldly kidnapped beer and took him to his/her fabled fortress of dreams
<Terracosmo> upon reaching this fortress,
<Terracosmo> beer saw him
<Terracosmo> his one greatest nemesis
<Terracosmo> the driver
<Terracosmo> indeed, the driver lived there as well
<Terracosmo> beer knew, that this was destiny
<Terracosmo> and so did the driver because he recognized the pillow immediately and grabbed him and threw him into a well
<Terracosmo> "thou shalt have no revenge!" the driver shouted as beer fell
<Terracosmo> *sad music begins to play*
<Terracosmo> beer never got up from the well again
<Terracosmo> but it is said that at night you can hear spooky sounds of "..." from the bottom of the well
<Terracosmo> (no sounds)
<Terracosmo> and as we all know, it is beer, forever doomed to..
<Terracosmo> no wait, goddamnit, this story got scary
<Terracosmo> now I won't be able to sleep
<Terracosmo> REWIND
<Terracosmo> as the driver threw beer
<Terracosmo> he miraculously did a dropkick on the driver which killed him
<Terracosmo> the end.

[dragonrage]

and so the tales of terra continues.

[Winged Dancer]

O-K, you've convinced me now, your mind _is_ a scary place after all.

Now, howvere, I feel compelled to search for a picture of a bear-shaped pillow.

DAMN YOU DRIVER!!! HOW COULD YOU????!!!

[ChaosK]

I must meet this beer...I mean bear...I mean caterpillar...I mean hairy princess playboy's lover...I mean...umm...WTF is he?!

[Augury]

haha, that was hilarious. Are you high or drunk when you come up with these? If not, that's some serious talent for comedy.

[ChaosK]

<Thi3f> Hey Chaos
<Thi3f> Check this out: http://www.daikenkai.com/coolstuff
<Chaos> OH
<Chaos> you fucking bastard
* Chaos is blind
<Archer> she fell for it
<Archer> he*
<Chaos> you've made me bilnd
<Chaos> i fucking hate you
<Masamuneehs> so Thi3f what exactly was your most recent score on the queer-o-meter? linking to biker gay porn now i see...(yes, i did click, nothing a beer can't make disappear from my memory)

*skip some stupid shit*

<Thi3f> Masamuneehs, I'm not the one clicking the links here
<Thi3f> I just copy and paste
<Thi3f> From other retards
<Masamuneehs> i can only wonder where you go to find these links...
<Thi3f> Archer, person a posts link, person b yells "OH GOD THATS AWFUL", person c d and e, copies the link and pastes it onto another channel
<Archer> cool
<Archer> that i think i might check out
<Chaos> Thi3f your person b
<Chaos> except you said
<Chaos> "OH BABY I GOTTA SHARE THIS"
<Thi3f> I've seen enough tubgirl and goatse to stop clicking suspicious links :<
<Chaos> and came to gotwoot
<Thi3f> Chaos, you're probably right, as always, or wait-was that irony?

[Deadfire]

Yes we do like Fate/ Stay night a little too much.

Screen shot

Knives = Assassin
Yukimura = Gil,
DrAgE = Archer,
Kraco = Caster,
CIber = Berseker
Z = Rider
Arcness = Lancer
Myself = Saber

[Kraco]

<Archer> cool
<Archer> that i think i might check out

If somebody wonders what that referred to, the answer (probably) is this:

http://www.johnsadowski.com/big_spanish_castle.html

It's not anything dubious or work unsafe. It's just an optical illusion with a picture of a Spanish castle (surprise, surprise). The only drawback is that it requires contant staring for about half a minute. But it's worth it. Because it's awesome.

Oh. The site seems to have a pretty strict bandwidth limit, so it might not be serving all the time.

[darkshadow]

Wow that illusion is awesome ( even though its really simple)

[Mr Squiggles]

Terra, that story was great! I demand more!
(Because I have authority on these forums... or not )