IRC (now w/ weddings)

[Deblas]

wow mut. you not a mod anymore. why is that?

[DO]

IRC is great, not only can you chat but you can use it to get programs, anime, music and so forth.

[Terracosmo]

Knowing Mut, he probably resigned himself politely as he saw himself unfit for the task.

[kAi]

this happened in the animeone channel. thought it was good.

[19:38] <Crusifie-X> since Itachi's says scarlet, Kisame's says south and sasori's says blue
[19:38] <Crusifie-X> so i was wondering what orochimarus said
[19:38] <Crusifie-X> ^_^
[19:38] <Anonymous> Crusifie-X what show r u talking abt?
[19:38] <Crusifie-X> Naruto
[19:38] * den628 sets mode: +b *!*@Rizon-31D12425.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se
[19:38] * Crusifie-X was kicked by den628 (No more talking about naruto. Read the topic and learn. 3 Minute ban.)
[19:38] <@OrochiTux> owned
[19:38] <Anonymous> hahaha

[joker-kun]

Kai I like this better:

[22:16:11] 9 Joker-kun2 : im on my bro-in-law's cause im baysitting
[22:16:23] 9 %_kAi_ : Joker-kun is away: I am babysitting downstairs, /msg Joker-kun2 to talk
[22:16:26] 9 %_kAi_ : i saw
[22:16:27] 9 Joker-kun2 : thus the reason I am Joker-kun***'2'***
[22:16:47] 9 Joker-kun2 : so you PM'd me
[22:16:52] 9 %_kAi_ : no
[22:17:01] 9 %_kAi_ : /whois
[22:17:08] 9 Mut[at]t[at] : /w
[22:17:09] 9 Joker-kun2 : trying to cyber with me again
[22:17:17] 9 %_kAi_ : yeah
[22:17:26] 9 Joker-kun2 : kai i told you, Mut is the one i cyber with
[22:17:30] 9 Joker-kun2 : i'll roleplay with you
[22:17:32] 9 %_kAi_ : i like little canadian bous
[22:17:36] 9 %_kAi_ : boys
[22:18:01] 9 Joker-kun2 : k, in this roleplay, you're a giraffe, and im an elephant, and we make girephant babies
[22:18:14] ::: Kick: (_kAi_) kicked you (no)
[22:18:31] 9 Joker-kun2 : fine, i'll be the giraffe
[22:18:35] 9 %_kAi_ : haha

[Mut]

[11:15] <Arog> hey is aone = animeone?
[11:16] * Parts: Arog (awhaja@Rizon-23DA7D7F.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com)
[12:02] <Arcness|Lab> wow
[12:02] <Arcness|Lab> that guy..
[12:02] <Arcness|Lab> dumb fucker...
[12:09] <mut-class> [11:15] <Arog> hey is aone = animeone?
[12:09] <mut-class> wow
[12:10] <mut-class> dumbass retard
[12:10] <%AssertnFailure> faggot retarded dumb fucker
[12:11] <mut-class> seriouslu...
[12:11] <mut-class> ly
[12:11] <%AssertnFailure> lol
[12:11] <mut-class> [11:15] <Arog> hey is aone = animeone?
[12:11] <mut-class> that is the reason why i HATE people
[12:12] <mut-class> they're so fucking utterly stupid
[12:12] <%AssertnFailure> ya
[12:12] <%AssertnFailure> we should write an irc script
[12:13] <%AssertnFailure> that sends an electric charge to the keyboard of whomever asks if aone = animeone
[12:13] <mut-class> lol
[12:13] <%AssertnFailure> and singe off their fingernails
[12:13] <mut-class> we should build a device that punches people in the face if they do/ask/say anything stupid...
[12:13] <%AssertnFailure> then anytime someone sees a person without fingernails, they can point and call them a dumbass
[12:14] <mut-class> lol

god... i hate people.

[Board of Command]

I know a guy that accidentally broke off his entire middle finger nail. It was disgusting. The nail was dangling by a tiny piece of skin. It's just disturbing. Really, you don't wanna see people with no fingernail.

[joker-kun]

Originally posted by: BOARD_of_command
I know a guy that accidentally broke off his entire middle finger nail. It was disgusting. The nail was dangling by a tiny piece of skin. It's just disturbing. Really, you don't wanna see people with no fingernail.

Dude, you're freaking me out...cause earlier this year at school I ripped my middle finger-nail off and it was dangling (which I uplled out like a day later), it would so trip me out if we went to the same school.

Edit: You live in Ontario, Canada too...(I do to...)

[Board of Command]

But you're in Toronto, so that rules you out.

[joker-kun]

No, i'm not, im about 2 hours away from Toronto, I just put Toronto cause its the only place people are familair with.

[Board of Command]

And because Toronto is the capital of Canada.

[Mut]

fresh off irc!

[23:34] <+jing> http://www.outie.net/forums/attach/image001.jpg
[23:36] <@Gods_Son> jing, is there a point to that?
[23:36] <@Gods_Son> She looks dirty no matter what.
[23:36] <+yallo> they are the same girls?
[23:36] <Mut[at]t[at]> gs
[23:36] <Mut[at]t[at]> you wouldn't do chrstina aguilera
[23:36] <Mut[at]t[at]> ?
[23:37] <@Gods_Son> Maybe in the butt.
[23:37] <Mut[at]t[at]> hah
[23:37] <@Gods_Son> Not sure why, but it just seems like that'd be the right thing to do with her.
[23:38] <+jing> i'd do them if they wear make up
[23:38] <Mut[at]t[at]> i don't think i'd care
[23:38] <+jing> actually, watver its not like u look at the face
[23:38] <@Gods_Son> Shutup, you'd do them anyway.
[23:39] <+jing> when ur having sex
[23:39] <@Gods_Son> Plus they're rich.
[23:39] <Mut[at]t[at]> jah
[23:39] <+jing> good point
[23:39] <+yallo> but wat makes u think they will give u their money
[23:39] <@Gods_Son> I'd have that ho buy me like a condom plated in platinum.
[23:40] <@Gods_Son> yallo, because I'm the man.
[23:40] <@Gods_Son> What a dumb question
[23:40] <Mut[at]t[at]> hahah
[23:41] <Mut[at]t[at]> lol... that was a good one
[23:41] <+yallo> hah
[23:41] <+yallo> that doesn't make sense
[23:42] <@Gods_Son> nope
[23:42] <@Gods_Son> you're just foreign

[kAi]

[13:45] <Inarus_Lynx> I can't seem to find ah my goddess ep 6 anywhere =/
[13:46] <%AssertnFailure> Inarus_Lynx
[13:46] <%AssertnFailure> hang on a sec
[13:46] <Inarus_Lynx> k
[13:46] * %AssertnFailure - [Fserve Active] - Triggers:[/me is AssertnFailure's bitch] - Sends:[1/5] - Queues:[0/10] - Record CPS:[182.3kB/s by Mut[at]t[at]] - Bytes Sent:[102.54GB] - Files Sent:[203] - Upload Speed:[78.8kB/s] - Current Bandwidth:[90.1kB/s] - Message:[AONE AMG HERE!] - SysReset 2.53
[13:47] * Inarus_Lynx is AssertnFailure's bitch
[13:47] -> -AssertnFailure- hahaha
[13:47] <%AssertnFailure> lol
[13:47] <%_kAi_> hahaha
[13:47] <Inarus_Lynx> -.-
[13:47] <%AssertnFailure> B)
[13:47] <Inarus_Lynx> =P
[13:47] * Inarus_Lynx was kicked by Gods_Son (failure)
[13:47] * Joins: Inarus_Lynx (~px@Rizon-3C4BEA10.satx.res.rr.com)
[13:47] <%_kAi_> haha
[13:47] <%_kAi_> too good
[13:47] <%AssertnFailure> ah that was fun
[13:47] <ChariLaX> heh
[13:47] <Inarus_Lynx> -.-
[13:47] <%AssertnFailure> the trigger says to type /me
[13:48] <ChariLaX> I mean, how do people fall for it
[13:48] <%AssertnFailure> oh
[13:48] <%AssertnFailure> idk
[13:48] <Inarus_Lynx> didn't even look that close
[13:48] <%AssertnFailure> yeah, sometimes that'll do it
[13:48] <ChariLaX> yeah, well you got your ass handed to you
[13:48] <Inarus_Lynx> -.-

[Mut]

[22:58] <blario64> hey, i got a question that i hope i don't get banned for
[22:58] * Gods_Son sets mode: +b *!*@Rizon-BAE52A2.michav01.md.comcast.net
[22:58] * blario64 was kicked by Gods_Son (too late)

[Assertn]

[00:52] <Mut[at]t[at]> My game is much more improved now
[00:52] <Mut[at]t[at]> I mean come on
[00:52] <Mut[at]t[at]> I've been talking to hot girls on the internet all day
[00:52] <%AssertnFailure> hahaha
[00:53] <+e|essar> all their names ended with .jpg?
[00:53] <%AssertnFailure> oh daaaaamn

[Assassin]

lmao! man i've been off irc for too long. time to make my (somewhat) triumphant return........eventually

[kAi]

[19:02] * _kAi_ changes topic to 'Welcome to #gotwoot | Naruto 124 is out! | FORUMS ARE UP | http://community.gotwoot.net'
[19:02] <Proton> 124 is out?!
[19:02] <%_kAi_> ya
[19:03] <Proton> [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
[19:03] <Mut[at]t[at]> stfu
[19:03] <Proton> 160kb down now
[19:03] <Proton> come on Mut, be nice.
[19:04] <Mut[at]t[at]> Who are you?
[19:06] <+yallo> proton don't ask for the impossible
[19:06] <Mut[at]t[at]> [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
[19:06] <Mut[at]t[at]> That was so mean yallo
[19:07] <+yallo> hee i was just kidding mut
[19:07] * +yallo pats mut ^^
[19:07] <Mut[at]t[at]> ..l..
[19:07] <+yallo> bleh
[19:07] <Mut[at]t[at]> lol
[19:08] <Proton> lol
[19:08] <+yallo> proton: u in nus?
[19:08] <Proton> this aug
[19:08] <Proton> how did you know?
[19:09] <%Eurasian> what's nus?
[19:09] <Proton> national university of singapore
[19:09] <Mut[at]t[at]> Go back to your home country you Singaporeans
[19:09] <%Eurasian> ohh i see
[19:10] <Mut[at]t[at]> kai
[19:10] <Mut[at]t[at]> hop me
[19:10] <Mut[at]t[at]> Someone has just entered my crosshair
[19:10] <%_kAi_> yallo keeps tabs on the Singaporean community
[19:10] <Mut[at]t[at]> And my shit is locked on
[19:10] * _kAi_ sets mode: +h Mut[at]t[at]
[19:10] * ProfChaos was kicked by Mut[at]t[at] (No SingaporeanS)
[19:10] * Joins: ProfChaos (~Prof.Chao@Rizon-2500383C.dsl.scrm01.pacbell.net)
[19:11] <%Mut[at]t[at]> Dammit
[19:11] <%Eurasian> congrats Proton
[19:11] <%Mut[at]t[at]> Did you not get my msg
[19:11] <%Mut[at]t[at]> No SingaporeaNS
[19:11] <%_kAi_> ProfChaos?
[19:11] <%Mut[at]t[at]> No SingaporeanS
[19:11] <%Mut[at]t[at]> o
[19:11] <%Mut[at]t[at]> FUCK
[19:11] <%_kAi_> haha
[19:11] <Proton> chill.
[19:11] <%Eurasian> haha
[19:11] * Proton was kicked by Mut[at]t[at] (No SingaporeanS)
[19:11] * Joins: Proton (lifeless@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.abcdefghijklm nopqrstuvwxyz)
[19:11] <%Mut[at]t[at]> There
[19:11] <%Mut[at]t[at]> o
[19:11] <%_kAi_> hahaha
[19:11] <%Mut[at]t[at]> haahah
[19:11] <+yallo> ...
[19:11] <%Mut[at]t[at]> Damn
[19:11] <%Mut[at]t[at]> I was NOT on target
[19:11] <%Mut[at]t[at]> AT ALL
[19:11] <%_kAi_> nice aim
[19:12] <%Mut[at]t[at]> hahaha
[19:12] <%Mut[at]t[at]> Okay
[19:12] <%Mut[at]t[at]> Shit
[19:12] <%Mut[at]t[at]> I feel bad now
[19:12] <%Mut[at]t[at]> haha
[19:12] <%_kAi_> haha
[19:12] <%Mut[at]t[at]> I kicked an innocent bystander
[19:12] <+yallo> hah
[19:12] <%_kAi_> lol
[19:12] <+yallo> casualty number 1
[19:12] <%Mut[at]t[at]> lol
[19:12] <%Mut[at]t[at]> lol...
[19:12] <%Mut[at]t[at]> Stupid ProfChaos
[19:13] <Proton> he's idling anyway.
[19:13] <%Mut[at]t[at]> lol

[Mut]

lol... shit, my bad ProfChaos. haha

More IRC funnies!

*notice the bold letters in the 4th line.

[22:28] <@Wilik> I think you can totally tell how smart a person is by how well they type
[22:28] <Mut[at]t[at]> I must be in mensa then
[22:29] <@Wilik> for instance, im talking to this girl I know up in austin, and shes a complete idiot
[22:30] <Mut[at]t[at]> She types like someone in here, huh? am I not right?
[22:30] <@Wilik> lol..
[22:30] <%Eurasian> omg die
[22:30] <Mut[at]t[at]> ?
[22:30] <Mut[at]t[at]> Why would you say that to me out of the blue
[22:31] <%Eurasian> stop pretending
[22:31] <Mut[at]t[at]> Pretending?
[22:32] <%Eurasian> acting like you're oblivious
[22:32] <Mut[at]t[at]> Why do you hate me
[22:33] <%Eurasian> i think i should be the one asking that question
[22:33] <Mut[at]t[at]> Get out

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*yallo is chatting away with her fellow Singaporeans...

[00:16] * Mut[at]t[at] sets mode: +m
[00:16] <+yallo> woot i still have my voice
[00:16] <+yallo> ^^
[00:16] <%Mut[at]t[at]> lol
[00:16] <%Mut[at]t[at]> Except now
[00:16] * Eurasian sets mode: -m
[00:16] <+yallo> nooooooooo
[00:16] <%Mut[at]t[at]> Your fellow Singaporean can't talk
[00:16] <%Mut[at]t[at]> wtf
[00:16] <+yallo> hee
[00:16] <%Mut[at]t[at]> Eurasian, who made you the boss here
[00:17] <%Mut[at]t[at]> Get back to the kitchen
[00:17] <%Mut[at]t[at]> Where the hell is my sandwich
[00:17] <%Eurasian> in your ass
[00:17] <%Mut[at]t[at]> I didn't ask you to put it in there

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[00:23] <+yallo> aah i think i've been too mean to mut tonight
[00:23] <+yallo> hee
[00:23] <%Eurasian> no you haven't it's ok
[00:23] <+yallo> haha eurasian ^^
[00:23] <%Mut[at]t[at]> stfu Eurasian
[00:23] <%Mut[at]t[at]> I'll beat your dad
[00:23] <%Eurasian> stfu Mut[at]t[at]
[00:23] <%_kAi_> lol
[00:24] <%Mut[at]t[at]> lol, wtf?
[00:24] <%_kAi_> get a room children
[00:24] <%Mut[at]t[at]> I just said the most random thing

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Seriously... I am so damn funny.

[Assassin]

eurasian has hops now? am i liek the only one who never gets hops.....its cuz im paki isn't it! u racist bastards!

[Eurasian]

yes....apparently the purpose of my hops is to piss mutata off^^