There's nothing to apologize for really. I posted that as a practical joke, but unfortunately you guys actually took it seriously and banned me without ANY warning. I have no reason to feel guilty because I didn't do anything bad or wrong, you guys just stubbornly think I did. How am I supposed to apologize for that? Am I supposed to say "I'm sorry for making you close your browser"? or "I'm sorry for offending you with a laughing smily"?

Or how about this?
"I'm sorry for potentially scaring you, I just didn't expect you'd be so serious about it"
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PS:
Frankly, I really don't care if you uplift the ban. All I'm saying is that I don't feel like I had a fair judgment.

At first I thought it was just one of those temporary bans, so a day later I went back to the channel, but my Sysreset's nick manager automatically reset my nick to "paramecium002", which is my registered nick for Rizon. Since I have a dynamic IP, I was able to get into the channel, only to find out that I was under the wrong nick. So, I disconnected, changed my nick back to "BoC", and went back in, only to meet up with that samanosuke guy, who said "no use trying to fool us, just leave". Then I was promptly banned again, without any warning like last time.

In the end you have to make a choice. If you truly believe that I was there with the intention to kill your computer with a virus, then fine, keep me banned because you have a legitimate reason to. If you don't think that but still persistently keep me banned for whatever reasons, then fine, keep me banned. But then your judgment is not fit for a mod position.